Shove Potato one side and get Gold the other side - Congress Economic plan for India

[pothead]

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Yes ladies and gentlemen. The Indian Congress has invented a machine where you shove Potato on one side and you will get gold on the other.

The machine will release soon. You only have to pay 1 crore rupees for one machine, fully paid up front.

After buying the machine all you have do is 'Ghusao Aalo one side and collect sona on the other' - Simple economic model of our great leader of opposition party. Modi Ji can never match this simple yet brilliant economics.

 

[pothead]

I have found the inspiration for this gold making machine of Congress.
Don't miss it guys. Very inspirational.

 

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HAHAHHAHAHHAHAH
Who needs gold when you have potato?

 

[pothead]

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAH
Who needs gold when you have potato?

I doubt your country has these kinds of politicians who can invent machines that can turn potato to Gold.
Score one for Indian politicians.

 

[Skull and Bones]

People should start stocking on potatoes, it will be hard to get potatoes once this machine is out.

 

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I doubt your country has these kinds of politicians who can invent machines that can turn potato to Gold.
Score one for Indian politicians.

loL

 

[slapshot]

Apparently he was trying to make a joke about Modi's promises to people of Gujrat. Above video is cut short version from speech. Hilarious though

 

[pothead]