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Well why not use the Cool word instead of Sexy?
as the definition of Sexy is something else and that you have to see picture, scan body..... (i better stop here) :lol:

Cool is a better term here as you analyse by your posts and intentionally you do not mean what you mean :rofl:

Thanks for understanding this double meaning post :agree:

Interesting news..
When Indian Olympic [ Images ] Association president and Commonwealth Games [ Images ] organsing committee chairman Suresh Kalmadi [ Images ] was trumpeting that the Delhi [ Images ] Games would witness a number of firsts, little did he think there would be one unique record -- the number of condoms used by athletes.

It's just five days since the Games kicked off and -- no prizes for guessing -- more then 10,000 condoms have already been used.

A senior official at the Games Village told rediff.com: "We have already done the filling of the condom vending machines three times. :rofl::rofl:If the present trend continues, by the end of the Games more then more than 20,000 condoms could be used by athletes from the participating nations.":rofl::rofl:

Asked how many condom vending machines are in operation at the village, officals gave the stock answer: "I am not dealing with this. Kindly ask someone else."

The mayor of the Games village (retired) Major Dalbir Singh, of the Ministry of Family Planning, and the Delhi government's health department, headed by Sheila Dikshit, too shrugged off the matter saying they are no way connected with the condom issue.

The sports editor of a leading English newspaper in Delhi said, "Some so-called athletes come for free rides and not to compete. They are the ones who use these facilities the most."

A senior lady journalist was embarrassed to the core when asked how she viewed the whole thing.

"It's a close race between the Kumbh Mela and the Commonwealth Games village. If the size of the participants were even ten times more the number of such vending machines would run into hundreds. While some would use them others may sell them for money or pocket them for use in future. After all, it is not the same thing as embezzlement of money," she quipped.:rofl:

The Delhi Police has ruled out the possibility of any flesh trade racket operating in the Games Vvillage.

"I can say that no unaccredited person or unverified person is allowed inside the Games Village," said Rajan Bhagat, Delhi Police Public Relations Officer.


The minute Kalamadi saw a handful of journalists waiting to ask him questions on the condoms and their vending machines, he virtually made a dash for the exit gates.
Onkar Singh in New Delhi
 
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hahahah it took me little while to understand this post despite the fact my mother tongue is Punjabi.

That was funny as hell..... post of the day :smitten:

Lagday tay nai, tusi tup vich cricket khedi aye ainay saal

:partay: he he he he he started the punga first
 
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I don't see the person i am defending........Respect the privacy :)
Other guy i quoted in post was flirting which i hope is against the forum rules

This is a discussion forum in the end....not a romance-making website
Oh, I forgot that PDF is a matrimonial website.:lol:

Marriage is the key to success!:azn:
 
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tup yara (dhoop) angerezi zubaan main sunlight

Acha acha ... tup ab samaj aai mein samja tub..... :P

Mein kahoon yeh banda circus mein kaam karta hai jo tub mein cricket khail sakta hai .. :P

---------- Post added at 01:10 AM ---------- Previous post was at 01:09 AM ----------

tuhanu wii punjabi aaundi ha?

Janaab punjabi tey menu v aandi a.. :)
 
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