Revenge by Pakistani Pashtuns: Private war breaks out on Pak-Afghan border

[Hyperion]

So are you taking her to Waziristan ?

Aur Bhabi kooo bhiii Fiqh-Buttiyaaa par leiii aoooo...please !

Nihari touu agaiii busss Harisiii a jaiii gaa tou 'Confirmation' puriii ho jaiii giiii !

She has already been there and many other places, twice. It's all A-OK, no worries, no one is ever going to kidnap her!

Btw, my sister taught her nehari, payee, biryani and couple south Indian dishes that I like, back when she was a undergrad student!

 

[Armstrong]

@Hyperion : Yaraa if I'm 'half blooded' touu phirr you're not a proper Pashtun too !

How do we work around this & show our respective faces in our communities ?

And you're kids & my kids in turn would be even less Pashtuns & Kashmiris respectively !

Yeh kiyaa dilemma mein daal diyaa haiii isss neiii !

 

[A1Kaid]

Yara, the weirdest people I ever met was in Iraq, long time back. I don't know what they call themselves, but they have been worshipping satan as a prophet for the past several millennia. And the logic with which they defended their beliefs was simply mind boggling. So many different people in this world. Such a wonderful place!

I think you're referring to the Yazidi people...

 

[Hyperion]

Why do you care so much about what others think? Because of such marriages, my IQ and that of my sis is in the 99.9th percentile. I say, we mix more!

@Hyperion : Yaraa if I'm 'half blooded' touu phirr you're not a proper Pashtun too !

How do we work around this & show our respective faces in our communities ?

And you're kids & my kids in turn would be even less Pashtuns & Kashmiris respectively !

Yeh kiyaa dilemma mein daal diyaa haiii isss neiii !

 

[Armstrong]

Why do you care so much about what others think? Because of such marriages, my IQ and that of my sis is in the 99.9th percentile. I say, we mix more!

MENSA ke member hiii bannn jaooo Khan Sahib !

Nah I don't care I was just babbling away !

 

[Hyperion]

The day Madonna joins it, i'll follow suit!

MENSA ke member hiii bannn jaooo Khan Sahib !

Nah I don't care I was just babbling away !

 

[A1Kaid]

Dunno they (Mom's side) say they're Alvi Khokhar; God Knows what that means !

Wow bro I am sorry to hear that the Hadiths talk about the Alvi people as a cursed people by Allah. Your blood an soul is cursed by the Alvi jinns that lurk within you, they were a race of magicians and practices demonic which craft in Baghdad many centuries ago. I remember learning that in order to get rid of the Alvi jinns you must follow these steps.

First find a remote area near water, start a fire in the middle you must be alone and go around the fire seven time and you must pray in the direction of the fire. However, regular Islamic prayer will not suffice you have to use the prayer of the Yazidi, the Yazidis are the only known people to have successfully remove Alvi Jinns from the bodies of humans, their prayer will save you. Problem is you must travel to northern Iraq to the secret village of the Yazidi live with them and learn the prayer.


Do it before its late.


http://mahmoods-thoughts-mahmood.blogspot.com/2012/09/shaitans-mutilatory-work.html?m=1

 

[xyxmt]

This not going to work here anymore, try something better that was the trend during 90 to 94 not any more it's 2012

Really Afghanistan changed in last 10 years, I am sure 2 million refugees have gone back sweet home now

 

[KS]

Cleaver move by PA to stop the pashtuns on both sides getting united.

True...ISI has been doing that from day one to pre-empt Pasthuns getting united and demanding Pashtunistan. They know that is their worst nightmare given the history of deadly raids carried out by the Pathans into the settled areas of Pakistan inhabited by the Punjabis.

 

[Hyperion]

Mate, any idea about the subscription of Pashtuns within the ISI? We practically run two different divisions of it. Let us not also forget about the numbers of Pashtuns within the bureaucratic setup.

True...ISI has been doing that from day one to pre-empt Pasthuns getting united and demanding Pashtunistan. They know that is their worst nightmare given the history of deadly raids carried out by the Pathans into the settled areas of Pakistan inhabited by the Punjabis.

 

[Marwat Khan Lodhi]

@haviZsultan
Some one has told me you are descendant of adam khan and durkhanai? How do you feel about it?
By the way i have reported you for saying that heera mundi is filled with Afghan women. I am not sure whether pakistani mods here take action against degrading remarks about afghans, buts its my moral obligation to report you.

 

[Armstrong]

Mate, any idea about the subscription of Pashtuns within the ISI? We practically run two different divisions of it. Let us not also forget about the numbers of Pashtuns within the bureaucratic setup.

You're not following your own advice !

Its been 6 months here & you still can't recognize a troll post !

 

[Hyperion]

I can, sometimes when I'm bored, I like to smack!

You're not following your own advice !

Its been 6 months here & you still can't recognize a troll post !

 

[Armstrong]

@haviZsultan
Some one has told me you are descendant of adam khan and durkhanai? How do you feel about it?
By the way i have reported you for saying that heera mundi is filled with Afghan women. I am not sure whether pakistani mods here take action against degrading remarks about afghans, buts its my moral obligation to report you.

@haviZsultan : If you did say that then yaraa aisaaa nahin kehnaa chahiyee thaaa !

By the way Luffy speaking of Heera Mandi, have you gone to Cuco's Den in the Shahi Mohalaa (right next to the Badshahi Mosque); the view is awesome !

Wow bro I am sorry to hear that the Hadiths talk about the Alvi people as a cursed people by Allah. Your blood an soul is cursed by the Alvi jinns that lurk within you, they were a race of magicians and practices demonic which craft in Baghdad many centuries ago. I remember learning that in order to get rid of the Alvi jinns you must follow these steps.

First find a remote area near water, start a fire in the middle you must be alone and go around the fire seven time and you must pray in the direction of the fire. However, regular Islamic prayer will not suffice you have to use the prayer of the Yazidi, the Yazidis are the only known people to have successfully remove Alvi Jinns from the bodies of humans, their prayer will save you. Problem is you must travel to northern Iraq to the secret village of the Yazidi live with them and learn the prayer.


Do it before its late.


http://mahmoods-thoughts-mahmood.blogspot.com/2012/09/shaitans-mutilatory-work.html?m=1

@Hyperion : Yeh hamariii pure blooded princess kiyaa bol rahiii haiii !

Khair anyhow A1kaid - It was good humor !

 

[KS]

Mate, any idea about the subscription of Pashtuns within the ISI? We practically run two different divisions of it. Let us not also forget about the numbers of Pashtuns within the bureaucratic setup.

Well let me give my perspective on it - the Pashtuns in the Pak Army/ISI have become desified/Indified....Historically Pathans were never considered a part of the subcontinent..the traditional boundaries of the subcontinent atleast - for over a millenia after the fall of the Hindu shahi kings - was the Indus river with the Pathans playing the role of the aggressors and the areas east of Indus (usually the Punjab region) being their raiding grounds with one small exception under the Sikh empire.. Same goes for the Baloch..and as far as the accession/referendum is concerned it was just a sham with the main political party boycotting and even then the referendum going through with a wafer thin majority..So the Pathans in the Army/ISI/bureaucratic setup can be counted upon only having their interests in their mind (which is siding with Pakistan) than with even their own blood.

Also with the loss of East Pakistan, other Pakistanis have become utterly paranoid of anyone even identifying with their ethnicity proudly that those people are denounced as traitors, even though they value their national identity as importantly as their ethnic identity..

And honestly I am baffled how non-pathans like havi can somehow adopt one ethnicity and start lecturing born pathans how they should act. I mean seriously. I can understand that for Mohajirs pakistan is the last resort because they wont be tolerated in India again..but honestly that is not the same for others.

Anyway the only reason I'm even seeing this discussion is because of my principle that a man can have multiple identities like ethnic, linguistic, faith etc and still be a good patriotic citizen, whereas this forum seems to have been filled with a boatload of people who thinks the only identity a pakistani can have is his national indentity (+ his faith) and all others need to be discarded.