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Result of Love Marriage

look guys...i think i can explain....its 100% sure that love marriage yields a "joru ka ghlam"....so its femail.....ho sorry i mean female who dominates the male...so genetically as female gene (X) dominates during cross so we end up contribution of (X) from male as well which yields....(XX) a girl....mathimatically

Going by that Logic, All my kids(to be borne) must be girls. :Sigh:
 
lolzlz and going by Husnain's logic men has to change the X chromosoms for having a baby boy :P
 
Hmmm, well my marriage was first love and then arranged(after deviously manipulating many people:chilli:) and now am expecting my first baby boy in April:victory:. So in essence, according to the rule of law, as theorized above, my "Y" is stronger then my "X", lolz.:rofl:
 
Going by that Logic, All my kids(to be borne) must be girls. :Sigh:

How dare you degrade yourself like that....come on you are a man and you should behave like a man. Your wife should know that you wear the pants in the house and she should be the supressed one.....Men should not fear women and should never be "Joru ka Gulam".....and........ i have to go because my wife needs the laptop because she needs to check her e mail and has given me 5 seconds to log off or else......:sniper::undecided:
 
How dare you degrade yourself like that....come on you are a man and you should behave like a man. Your wife should know that you wear the pants in the house and she should be the supressed one.....Men should not fear women and should never be "Joru ka Gulam".....and........ i have to go because my wife needs the laptop because she needs to check her e mail and has given me 5 seconds to log off or else......:sniper::undecided:

What is this? :what:
 
look guys...i think i can explain....its 100% sure that love marriage yields a "joru ka ghlam"....so its femail.....ho sorry i mean female who dominates the male...so genetically as female gene (X) dominates during cross so we end up contribution of (X) from male as well which yields....(XX) a girl....mathimatically

you are a genius :rofl::rofl::rofl:

wonderful theory
 
Result of Love Marriage!
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It's ALWAYS the kids that suffer!!
His Name is Zonkey!!!!!!!​

If the kid is a guy... his name would be what you said, ZONKEY (Zebra+Donkey, i.e.)!!


But if the kid is a female... her name would be DEBRA (Donkey+Zebra)!!

How's that??
 
oh haha i remember the story of my shift manager (who is born n bred in UK and basically from Pakistan) he was once talking to me and he said he had a love marriage.......... and was telling me about his love story in detail....... like where they met and how all that happened........... and i was feeling happy for his marriage life

after 2-3 days i saw him holding couple of documents and going towards HR Department and i asked him what is this? and he replied saying these are the divorce papers and i am going to see Branch manager for some legal verifications :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

usually i know couple of peoples who were involved in Love Marriages and i can't really remember anybody whose marriage was successful. I can't even remember anybody who could keep their relationships for more than 5 years or so :rofl:
 
How dare you degrade yourself like that....come on you are a man and you should behave like a man. Your wife should know that you wear the pants in the house and she should be the supressed one.....Men should not fear women and should never be "Joru ka Gulam".....and........ i have to go because my wife needs the laptop because she needs to check her e mail and has given me 5 seconds to log off or else......

hahahaha good joke :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Although it might be a good scare tactic to discurage love merrage from islamic point of view. :azn:

Sacha pyaar te rab de dain hota hai :partay: (dialougue from indian movie)

Some peoples marry to make love.......... some people make love to get married :D

You tell me first you have a problem with Love or Marriage :lol::lol:
 

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