Republic of Naswaristan

[Kompromat]

Keep trying.

Last time i tried she went thermonuclear on me, looks like im banned.

 

[Durrak]

Last time i tried she went thermonuclear on me, looks like im banned.

OooOps .... !!!

I thought she is very kind.

 

[Kompromat]

OooOps .... !!!

I thought she is very kind.

Maybe too kind to me - Tell her that im gonna Keeel her

 

[Amaa'n]

Apne bhi Sirf thanks kara tha na

BTW Assalam Walaikum,how are you old man ? )

lol - karoos logon ne thanks bol diya - should that not be enought for you
all good -
btw word has it, you been munching on doritos lately ---

 

[Durrak]

Maybe too kind to me - Tell her that im gonna Keeel her

Okay.. )

 

[RazPaK]

Okay.. )

terii assi di tassi!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Durrak]

lol - karoos logon ne thanks bol diya - should that not be enought for you
all good -
btw word has it, you been munching on doritos lately ---

Oh yes,I forgot the big "A" in your name. .

No it is not true who dare to the
said that? Maybe it was about Marsha

 

[Kompromat]

terii assi di tassi!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chahudri thats not how you talk to girls - She is M-48, don't blame me if she blasted you.

 

[RazPaK]

What did I do ?

Boht kuch. Teri sazaa baad mein baat aoun ga.

 

[Kompromat]

What did I do ?

You did Nothing sweetheart - this Chahudri didn't get his lassi today

 

[Durrak]

Boht kuch. Teri sazaa baad mein baat aoun ga.

Are you okay?

You did Nothing sweetheart - this Chahudri didn't get his lassi today

I didn't drink his glass.

 

[Manticore]

Yeah but historical places are a one time thing .. No one feels like going there again and again and the food street has a not-so secret opening to the Badshahi mosque. Lol


i m lucky to be fair too but at times you look albino when standing with darker girls..

i remember i came in a good morning [with mehreen?] show alonge a female psycologist and another female alonge the female presenter -- the show was on dependence, smoking etc --- the women took 45 minutes of makeup and then still didnt look fair against me, so the crew put off 2 of the three flood lights on me just to balance the face color

i was in housejob and my M.O 's starting phoning me -- '' hey we are watching the show e our wives, wtf are u doing on tv''
btw all the girls had white faces and black feet

 

[Kompromat]

Are you okay?



I didn't drink his glass.

But he's behaving like you not only drank his glass but also ate his Paratha

 

[Durrak]

But he's behaving like you not only drank his glass but also ate his Paratha

I hope he was kidding

 

[Kompromat]

I hope he was kidding

Rotate your Turret cannon towards him and shoot a 125mm Depleted Uranium round at his face