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Punjab Chief Minister Shahbaz Sharif monitoring a site along the US-Mexico border at El Peso, Texas earlier this year. The area will soon be renamed as Lahore
WASHINGTON/ISLAMABAD – Punjab government has won the tender to construct a 3,100-km long “impenetrable, physical, tall, powerful, beautiful, southern border wall” between the US and Mexico, Khabaristan Times has learnt.
The agreement comes after Punjab Chief Minister Shahbaz Sharif offered US President-elect Donald Trump his services to build the wall along the Mexican border.
According to the reports, during last night’s phone call between Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif and Donald Trump, Junior Sharif was also present.
“Eventually both sides’ love for relentless construction came up and that was the point that hit the common chord,” confirms a source privy to the telephone call.
Trump confessed to being a secret admirer of Shahbaz Sharif’s work.
“The idea of the Mexican Wall came into mind when I saw Lahore through Google Satellite,” Trump said. “There was a very long under construction line and the digging line was visible from the satellite. It looked like a wall in Lahore,” Trump told Mian brothers.
“Oh, that is for our Orange Line Train. It is a mega project, for which we have dug up newly constructed roads. That shows the Punjab government’s commitment to development,” Shahbaz replied.
“Excellent, great minds work alike,” Trump said.
On this Shahbaz Sharif presented his proposal for the Mexican wall. “I will construct it in 100 days, you just have to name that area Lahore,” Shahbaz said.
“The wall will have overhead bridges, but just one-way, from US to Mexico. For Mexicans we will put up the steel sheets with signs: ‘Warning: Construction work ahead’” Shahbaz shared his plan with the US President-elect.
Shahbaz Sharif further added that underpasses and secret tunnels would also be constructed in accordance with Trump’s Mexico policy.
According to Prime Minister House sources, Trump was enthralled and even promised to gift some of his hair to both brothers in return.
“The tender was just a formality, there was always one person I was going to give the contract to,” Trump said during last night’s phone call.
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