Problems with Guys

[Xeric]

Men Are Hard To Please

The problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from VILLAGE.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
& sooo hard to please!!!!!

 

[Majnun]

haiiiiiiiiiiii

 

[Majnun]

zindagi mein kia kia mushkilaat hai

 

[Blossom]

yeah right.
if a girl dresses up well.it means she belongs to a respected family.she never does so to please the goofies(boys)

larki hansi tou phansi...Na ka matlab HAAN..these predictions belong to 1940's ERA!
hunh
P.S: dressing up well doesnt mean short skirts and extra short shirts.its cheap and never represents a reputed family.

 

[nitesh]

well I think there is no problem, but it's more of misconception. check this

Girls' relationship with guys is a bigger mystery than girls themselves.

It's not just about boyfriends, we're talking about guy friends that gals have.



Do you have a gal who is just a friend? Are confused why the frequency of calls increases as exams loom closer? Or why she always hangs around with the moron who isn't fit to wear Jeetendra's white hoes? Here's a ready reckoner for you:



% Just a friend %

Well, you are like a show piece in my house. I will call you whenever I need you. If you call me home the chances are 9 out of 10 times she might say, "Oh Rahul, I am going out can you call me after 2 days??"

Rahul: "Where are you going Shilpa??"

Shilpa: "None of your business" and bangs the phone.(Useless fellow.Hmmph!).



% Good Friend %

You are like a TV remote control. I need you and I know that. But I try using you when I really need you.

Rahul calls: "Hi Shilpa",

Shilpa: "Hi Rahul. I am going out with family I will call you back. Bye"

(Shilpa calls back after two days)

Shilpa: "What do you want Rahul? Why did you call that day?".

Rahul: "Generally".

Shilpa: "Oh ok. I got to go out. Will call you later. Bye."

Will call when she needs lecture notes or some concert tickets.



% Very good friend %

Well you are like the pressure cooker safety value for the girl.

She will need you when she wants to bring out her pain or anger on someone.

Basically, she wants to talk to you. And you are special to her.

Shilpa: "You know Rahul, Shekhar is not eating. He doesn't sleep and is not able to concentrate on his studies. I think he doesn't like me anymore.

And yesterday I saw him with another girl".

Rahul: "Who is Shekhar??"

Shilpa : "My boyfriend."

Rahul: Oh! ok. :-(



% Best Friend %

You are like the auto rickshaw driver. She can't live without you.

And don't be mistaken. You are not her boyfriend. But you are allowed to take her little doggie around the park so that he (not you!) can have fun .

Rahul Shopping. Rahul Movie. Rahul Coffee. Rahul,you pay. I am having fun.



Rahul is now sure that he should go ahead and propose. He dares.

Shilpa: "But I thought we were just friends.

We should remain friends

Rahul. Plus, I have a boy friend you know that."

Rahul: What?? (Rahul drinks all night).



% Best of the Bestest Friends %

Ok now you are really special. You are

dad-cum-boyfriend-cum-brother-cum-everything.

Ultimately you are the darling servant of the girl. You take her around.You make her project.

You do her assignments. You are allowed to take her doggie around. You can hold hands on the beach.

You can see the sun set with her (because she wants to do everything she drags you along). But but but... don't be mistaken. She has a boyfriend who works for a huge software company and earns 3 times the salary you earn and has a flat in Poes Garden or Boat Club or Hiranandani area.

Shilpa: "Hi Rahul. I am getting engaged to Shekhar.

Shekhar this is Rahul,

he is my bestest friend".

Rahul: Hi Shekhar . (Hand shake. Shekhar breaks Rahul's wrist).

Rahul is now heart broken and wrist broken.



% Boyfriend %

Uh... No comments dude. You're already Gone ....

 

[Proud to be Pakistani]

True what mentioned for Men!

But for women i will say only this!

All your life ...

If you love her, treat her well, give her all what she wants, make her happy always, be caring and understanding, be calm and resepct her views on all subjects.....Only once you lack in any aspect of life to make her angry...

She will say: "You have never given me Happiness".

Only one word for Women........ UNGRATEFUL

This is the reason why Hell will see more Women then Men! (As said by Prophet SAW himself)

 

[Owais]

True what mentioned for Men!

But for women i will say only this!

All your life ...

If you love her, treat her well, give her all what she wants, make her happy always, be caring and understanding, be calm and resepct her views on all subjects.....Only once you lack in any aspect of life to make her angry...

She will say: "You have never given me Happiness".

Only one word for Women........ UNGRATEFUL

This is the reason why Hell will see more Women then Men! (As said by Prophet SAW himself)

100% Correct!
It is said that one should not be soo much caring to women if you do, your value will be decreased in front of her and she will start jumping on your head. if you took her in limit and with a little ignorance, her mind will remain set!

 

[Majnun]

This is the reason why Hell will see more Women then Men! (As said by Prophet SAW himself)

It wasn't because of that. It was because they talked so much and it was a warning that you shouldn't talk too much.

 

[Cheetah786]

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their
new wives duties.

Terry had married a woman from Greece and bragged that he had told his
wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework. He said that it took a
couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the
dishes were all washed and put away.

Jimmie had married a woman from Italy. He bragged that he had given his
wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking.
He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next
day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were
done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a American girl. He boasted that he told her that
her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, laundry and
ironing twice a week, lawns mowed, windows cleaned and hot meals on the
table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the
second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the
swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, just
enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a
handyman.


Interesting Stuff

1)In the 1400 ' s a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb'

2)Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

3)It is impossible to lick your elbow.

4) At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!


There have been many, many times when I may have.
Disturbed you,
Troubled you,
Pestered you,
Irritated you,
Bugged you,
or got on your nerves
with all the my Posts

So today I just wanna tell yo that...

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[Owais]

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their
new wives duties.

Terry had married a woman from Greece and bragged that he had told his
wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework. He said that it took a
couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the
dishes were all washed and put away.

Jimmie had married a woman from Italy. He bragged that he had given his
wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking.
He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next
day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were
done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a American girl. He boasted that he told her that
her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, laundry and
ironing twice a week, lawns mowed, windows cleaned and hot meals on the
table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the
second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the
swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, just
enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a
handyman.


Interesting Stuff

1)In the 1400 ' s a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb'

2)Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

3)It is impossible to lick your elbow.

4) At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!


There have been many, many times when I may have.
Disturbed you,
Troubled you,
Pestered you,
Irritated you,
Bugged you,
or got on your nerves
with all the my Posts

So today I just wanna tell yo that...

http://imageshack.us
I PLAN TO CONTINUE!

Nice post
can women lick their elbow?? I heard that their body is more stretchable than men so that they can easily do yoga.