Offcourse, Pakistani Punjab is the land of tall and fair mard e momeen like Mohammad Yousuf and Kamran Akmal.Punjabi and black don't go together but you knew that when you saw yourself in the mirror today didn't you?
As for your threat.. Come and get some and please lube your rare end before coming for the most pleasure.
And you should definitely elaborate on the "rare end" that you got, is that the end you use rarely? Oh, that explains some of your weird behaviors?
You also must consult your elders, they will tell you what how lubricated their end was when they last met with the Indian Army in a rare overt operation?