Seems like you need a dose of Zaid Hamid Jokes its from fb acc.,, then here it is,
"Such namoorad is this Hindu banya India, it is trying to snatch the title of Choker from Junubi Afareeka. We reject it."
"Look how kanjoos is Hindu banya. Despite of scoring 300 runs, working this hard to save each single run.
#IndvsSA #CWC15"
"Mohit Sharma gets Hashim Amla out. Clear proof that Muslims are not safe with Hindus. Thanks Qaid for creating Pakistan.
#IndvsSA"
"This tweet is proof that Narinder Moodi had already fixed
#IndvsSA match to promote his
#achheDin
Ye haqeeqat ab khul khul ke samne as chuki hai.
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"First Banyas beat Pak & now South Africa which is having 4 Muslim players,what more proof you want Hindus are conspiring against us Muslims
#IndvsSA"
"Fuckeer has warned in advance that India is using Chanikya ideology by losing all the matches before the world cup.
#IndvsSA"
"Waiting for Praveen Swami to confirm whether India has actually won
#IndvsSA match as claimed by Indian media or not."
--From Zaid Hamid