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A long awaited match ends today... Well played team India, you are a better side today indeed... Better luck next time team Pakistan, you need to improve on ur shortcoming as you always lose due to lack of concentration ....
No tension, picture abhi baki hai dosto...
 
Our team was never expected to win this encounter. with no Junaid, ajmal,hafeez amir.

Infact the positive out of this was Sohail Khan and Wahab's balling.
 
In a nice gesture, India offers citizenship to the Pakistani man who was waiting for years to burst crackers

Published on February 15, 2015 by idiot420

New Delhi. Taking cricket diplomacy a step ahead to ease strained relations with Pakistan, Indian government has offered permanent citizenship to the Pakistani man – Shoaib (imaginary name), who has been waiting for years burst crackers.

Considering the fact that, after yet another defeat in the World Cup, Shoaib would not be able to burst crackers even in 2015, India’s gesture is being seen as a huge respite for him.


Finally, some relief!

“We are ready to give him citizenship immediately,” said Parmeshwar Agrawal, a senior government official, even before the match was finished adding that it’s a preemptive measure from Indian side to prevent any mishap, “We have heard that Shoaib Ji is in quite critical condition, as he is too eager to burst crackers. We don’t want to let something unfortunate happen to him because of the shock.”

Shoaib has been promised to be allowed to ignite a fhuljhari, the moment he will cross the border.

“That would be like a first aid for him,” Mr. Agrawal continued, ” To do this, he has been waiting for years. It would be wrong if I say I understand his pain, as frankly we Indians can’t, but we are doing whatever is possible.”

Following instructions from the top, BSF team at the border is ready with a truck full of crackers.

“It’s just like offering food to a man who is hungry for days,” a BSF officer told Faking News, “We are expecting him to burst crackers continuously for at least two days.”

However, Indian government is yet to receive any confirmation from Shoaib. Sources from across the border say, he is a bit confused, but reportedly, Pak Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif has given him a green signal.

“I have heard that, Nawaz Sharif in a telephonic call to Shoaib said, ‘Ja Shoaib ja, jee le apni zindagi, jala le pataakhe‘,” disclosed a source.

In a nice gesture, India offers citizenship to the Pakistani man who was waiting for years to burst crackers | Faking News
 
Bichare indians,itni choti se baat par itna ziada khush
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:partay::partay::partay:
 
and fellow Indians, stop rubbing salt in the wounds man. There was a humongous pressure on the Pakistani Team to win this match and the team succumbed to that pressure. This can happen to any team.
I created the thread for fun
Not abusing anybody

Itna toh haq banta hai sirjee :p:

nawaz Sharif is in pocket of Modi, judges of Pakistan are in pocket of Nawaz Sharif and public is running after democracy... we are having pretty fucked up setup.
Judges in Noora's pocket
Noora in Modi's pocket

It means Judges in Modi's pocket
But it's a irony that not a single fcuking criminal associated with India is ever prosecuted

Of all the things you wrote.....I only agree with one thing that you have a pretty fcuked up system
 

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