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Pakistan To Develop Auto Spell Check Posters

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Protests are the largest mean of business and entertainment in Al Bakistan (formerly known as Pakistan). But as shaheens and mujahids are not very good at English language, these protests rally are often ridiculed for their spelling and grammatical mistakes. To avoid such embarrassments, sciencedan at Al-Mujahideen Institute of Islamic Technology have started working on “smart Islamic posters” which will automatically correct the spellings, just like the auto spell checker in smart phone devices these days.

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For example, the shaheen brother here hates Jews and demand for their death. But the spelling mistake gives a misconception that brother hates Juice. No true Muslim can hate juice. This throws a wrong light on Religion of Peace as a Juice-hater.

Another example is below. Clearly our brothers can not use Condom as the use of condom is forbidden in Islam. But this spelling mistake put them in poor light as a supporter of Condoms. We have to reject such things.

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“Alahmdulillah! This is the biggest achievement for the ummah after Water Car” said excited Grammaruddin Jehedi. “You see, these smart Islamic posters will not only auto correct English spelling mistakes, these will also automatically write SWT and PBUH when required. These will take care that Inshallah is correctly written as In Sha Allah“.

When asked about where did sciencedan get the technology behind such an invention, Professor Anti Darwinuddin said “It is in Quran, like everything else”.

Similar to auto bomb planting robots, JuD (supporters in Condom picture above) has placed a massive pre-order to support this project. Cost of such smart posters will be less than the cost of teaching English grammar to all protestors. Sir Zaid Hamid has taken the responsibility of crowd funding this project on his Facebook page by accepting payment via PayPal.
 

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