This is hillarious. The following exchange of words I can imagine.
Indian DGMO: Hello PAK-DGMO
PAK-DGMO: Hello, why are you bothering me?
Indian DGMO: We have conducted cross border strikes last night.
PAK-DGMO: Wrong number
Indian DGMO: O bhai baat tou sun lo
PAK DGMO: Sunao
Indian DGMO: We have conducted cross border strikes last night.
PAK DGMO: Yaar mazak na kar. terey mobile main itna balance aata kahan say hai
Indian DGMO: Wishwas karlay yaar, our boys crossed the border last night
PAK DGMO: Where were you? Have you seen them crossing the border yourself?
Indian DGMO: No I was at a base, I ordered them to do so
PAK DGMO: Lolz.... Chut*ya banadia terey boys nay tujh budhay ko... Ab band kar phone aur sonay day!