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Mr Tomas Smetanka, Ambassador Czech Republic to Pakistan called on General Qamar Javed Bajwa, Chief of Army Staff (COAS) at GHQ, today.


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RAWALPINDI: Special Representative of Germany for Afghanistan & Pakistan (SRAP) Jasper Wieck and Indonesian Foreign Minister Retno Lestari Priansari Marsudi called on General Qamar Javed Bajwa separately on Saturday to discuss the Afghanistan issue, said the Inter-Services Public Relations (ISPR).

During the meetings, issues pertaining to bilateral interests and Afghanistan were discussed, as per the statements issued by the military's media wing.
 
December 27, 2021

Turkey’s Lieutenant General Veli Tarakci (L) meets Chief of Army Staff (COAS) General Qamar Javed Bajwa (R). Photo: ISPR


Turkey’s Lieutenant General Veli Tarakci (L) meets Chief of Army Staff (COAS) General Qamar Javed Bajwa (R). Photo: ISPR

RAWALPINDI: Chief of General Staff (CGS) Turkish Land Forces Lieutenant General Veli Tarakci met Chief of Army Staff (COAS) General Qamar Javed Bajwa at the General Headquarters in Rawalpindi Monday, Inter-Services Public Relations (ISPR) said in a statement.
 
*Military’s Murphy Laws…*😆

● Never share a bunker with anyone braver than yourself.

● Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.

● Five-second fuses always burn in three seconds.

● No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy.

● Friendly fire ain't friendly.

● The easy way is always mined.

● Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at.

● If you are short of everything but the enemy, you are in the combat zone.

● Incoming fire has the right of way.

● No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection.
● No inspection ready unit has ever passed combat.

● If the enemy is within range, so are you.

● The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.

● Tracers work both ways.

● Professional soldiers are predictable; the world is full of dangerous amateurs.

● Military Intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

● Mines are equal opportunity weapons.

● When in doubt, empty your magazine.

● The side with the simplest uniforms wins.

● Combat will occur on the ground between two adjoining maps.

● If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush.

● The most dangerous thing in the world is a Lieutenant with a map and a compass.

● The more a weapon costs, the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired.

● The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator.

● If enough data is collected, a board of inquiry can prove anything.

● To steal information from a person is called plagiarism. To steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence.

● The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the one you are trained with.

● The bursting radius of a hand grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping range.

● The crucial round is a dud.

● There is no such place as a convenient foxhole.

● The density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the target.

● Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the General is watching.

● Things that must be together to work can never be shipped together.

● The QuarterMaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.

● If you have a personality conflict with your superior, he has the personality, you have the conflict.

● If you enter the CO's office with an idea, most likely, you will leave his office with his idea.
 
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ARMED FORCES DIAMOND JUBILEE CALENDAR 2022 Concept & Design Theme
Years of Independence (Diamond Jubilee) Logo.
The logo has been designed to commemorate the completion of 75 yrs of Independence. It depicts figure 75 in Urdu.
 

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