One liners :)

[Awesome]

E=mc²

-Einstein

c = √(E/m)

- xebex

C = infinity if m = 0 (Asim Aquil)

E = mc²

c² = E/0 = inifity

Anything divided by 0 equal to infinity.

Gosh I should patent that I've discovered the formula to achieve infinite speed! By any amount of energy. Somebody just gotta figure out how to make mass = 0.

 

[xebex]

"If it aint broke, dont fix it"

 

[Novice09]

c = √(E/m)

- xebex

Idiot outside

 

[fawwaxs]

I disagree. I disagree STRONGLY!

 

[Novice09]

Sorry

Its not even a one liner but very effective

 

[RPK]

Love affairs:

Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.

 

[RPK]

Divorce:

Future tense of marriage

 

[RPK]

Conference:

The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

 

[RPK]

Conference Room:

A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

 

[RPK]

Doctor:

A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

 

[RPK]

Politician:

One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after

 

[xebex]

C = infinity if m = 0 (Asim Aquil)

E = mc²

c² = E/0 = inifity

Anything divided by 0 equal to infinity.

Gosh I should patent that I've discovered the formula to achieve infinite speed! By any amount of energy. Somebody just gotta figure out how to make mass = 0.

c = speed of light, its a constant. LOL

 

[Novice09]

A world without war; a dream to some, a nightmare to the arms manufacturers

 

[Novice09]

The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire

 

[Awesome]

c = speed of light, its a constant. LOL

Replace c as speed of light, to just speed. It still applies and even for light it still applies that it requires E to be 0 or near to achieve c if m = 0 or something very close to it.

Algebra trumps theories.