One liners :)

[Hyde]

Why in wedding cremony woman sits on Left and man on right ?
Coz according to balance sheet all assests are on right side and liabailities on let side

that was the funniest joke i read in the whole day

I am an accounting student so i can understand it quite well

 

[Choppers]

The problem with one-liners is that they seldom end in a single line.

-Choppers

 

[Hyde]

Famous Indian movie dialogue:

Main tumhare bachay ki maa banne wali hon

 

[rangbaaz]

Behind every great man is a woman, but behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her @ss

 

[RPK]

The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker

Smoking is art, Fire & smoke wont be in same place!

 

[harish]

If it itches, it must be scratched.

 

[Choppers]

Akshay Kumar in Garam Masala

"Jo hame chahiye, use hum nahi chahiye, jise hum chahiye wo kise chahiye...

 

[Novice09]

Famous Indian movie dialogue:

Main tumhare bachay ki maa banne wali hon

and typical answer:

Ye kab hua? Kaise?

 

[Choppers]

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

 

[rangbaaz]

and typical answer:

Ye kab hua? Kaise?

on that, yeh aik haadsa tha:

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids

 

[Spring Onion]

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you

 

[Novice09]

on that, yeh aik haadsa tha:

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer.

 

[Novice09]

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. ~Rabindranath Tagore

 

[Novice09]

MEN WILL BE MEN

 

[Novice09]

While we try to teach our children all about life,
Our children teach us what life is all about.