One liners :)

[KillBill]

I love You k k k k k k k k k k k k k k k k k k kiran.

-SRK

Itni kkkkkkk murgi anda dene ke baad bhi nahin karti
The biggest loser on the face of earth .... SRK

 

[Novice09]

Self Delete...

 

[Choppers]

Kutte Kamine main tera khoon pee jayunga

-DharamKula

 

[Choppers]

Jo God nahi deta, woh doctor de deta hai!

-Rakhi Sawant

 

[LCA Tejas]

Ek ek ko chun chun ke maroonga,chun chun ke maroonga,chunchun ke maroonga--- dharmendra

 

[KillBill]

Jo God nahi deta, woh doctor de deta hai!

-Rakhi Sawant

OOPS...

 

[KillBill]

Well.. This thread started with a noble idea in mind to collect all wise sayings, but as usual completely spoilt in the first day itself

First, people started searching for onliners from google and post it
Then all stupid crazy jokes
and now filmy dialogues.

I think it now looks like an offspring of "Jokes" and "Whatever" thread.

Can we get this thread merged to either of them?

 

[A$HU]

I'm still in love with you the same way I was before and it shall always remain the same way.Your jaan-ASHU

 

[Novice09]

Well.. This thread started with a noble idea in mind to collect all wise sayings, but as usual completely spoilt in the first day itself

First, people started searching for onliners from google and post it
Then all stupid crazy jokes
and now filmy dialogues.

I think it now looks like an offspring of "Jokes" and "Whatever" thread.

Can we get this thread merged to either of them?

How about deleting nonsense posts

 

[Choppers]

Well.. This thread started with a noble idea in mind to collect all wise sayings, but as usual completely spoilt in the first day itself

First, people started searching for onliners from google and post it
Then all stupid crazy jokes
and now filmy dialogues.

I think it now looks like an offspring of "Jokes" and "Whatever" thread.

Can we get this thread merged to either of them?

All things deteriorate with time.

-Choppers

 

[fawwaxs]

It's not who you know, it's whom you know.

 

[Choppers]

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

 

[Choppers]

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

-Choppers

 

[harish]

Hold your nerves on my curves.

Don't be risky after whisky.

Better Mr. Late than Late Mr.

- BRO signboards on Manali-Leh road

 

[KillBill]

How about deleting nonsense posts

Thats a good idea, but do you think Mods have that much time to go through this thread and delete posts?

All things deteriorate with time.

-Choppers

True, but in a single day?