One liners :)

[Windjammer]

You are only as old as you feel.......
I was feeling a sixteen year old yesterday.

 

[mjnaushad]

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!

 

[ptldM3]

sex is emotion in motion

That's what she said...

 

[Windjammer]

Your judgement is as good as an ash tray on a motorcycle.

 

[xebex]

I came...i seen...i conquerded

"Now you can leave"

 

[mjnaushad]

Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics.

 

[mjnaushad]

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand

 

[xebex]

"He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future."

-Adolf Hitler

 

[ptldM3]

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand

Do you ever think about anything other than sex?

_all females.

 

[mjnaushad]

A crying baby is the best form of birth control. ~Carole Tabron

 

[mjnaushad]

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. ~Bob Rubin

 

[Windjammer]

Poor innovations can not be nurtured.

WIND JAMMER.

 

[mjnaushad]

Tell him I've been too ******* busy - or vice versa.

 

[Windjammer]

Always practice safe sex, make sure the hand brake is on.

 

[Spring Onion]

Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics.

And kids are matter of biology