One liners :)

[jin]

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a
word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws'

 

[xenia]

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a
word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws'

 

[xenia]

Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose honest arrogance and have seen no occasion to change.---Frank Lloyd Wright

 

[jin]

Mugaimbo khosh hoowa ................

 

[xMustiiej70]

"I'm the most sexiest guy in the world" - Me.

 

[S.U.R.B.]

Why should i change myself, I like the way God made me.

S.U.R.B.

 

[jin]

The man who never alters his opinion is like standing water, and breeds reptiles of the mind.

~William Blake

 

[mete]

"Everything you say must be true; but don't say every truth, everywhere." My father says that to me everyday

 

[shahoo]

"wat u see everyday is real,but wat u dont see is da truth"

by: vitual boy

 

[xenia]

"Disagree with grace"
xenia

 

[Marxist]

There is nothing impossible to him who will try

 

[Marxist]

True love never has a happy ending, that is because true love never has an ending

 

[jin]

To sit in the shade on a fine day and look upon the verdant green
hills is the most perfect refreshment.

 

[Indian Gurkha]

Girls flirt with the bad guys but marry da gud ones

 

[Jazzbot]

I am hungry