One liners :)

[rangbaaz]

ek phool do maali

 

[Bang Galore]

Holding on to anger is like holding a hot piece of coal in your hand with the intention of throwing it at someone else; the one person guaranteed to get burnt is you. - Buddha

 

[Bang Galore]

“Don't be so humble, you're not that great.” - Golda Meir

 

[Bang Galore]

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others - Groucho Marx

 

[Hyde]

I'm a Muslim, but I think Jesus would have a drink with me. He would be cool. He would talk to me - Mike Tyson

 

[DaRk WaVe]

God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh

 

[Hyde]

A tomb now suffices him for whom the whole world was not sufficient - Alexander the Great

Ujar gaya woh baagh jis ke laakh maali thay
Mar gaya sikandar jis ke haath hali thay

 

[xenon]

This one from fortune

No violence, gentlemen -- no violence, I beg of you! Consider the furniture!
-- Sherlock Holmes

 

[Hyde]

God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh

I am a little pencil in the hand of a writing God who is sending a love letter to the world - Ammi Teresa/ Mother Teresa

 

[Hyde]

It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God - Thomas Jefferson

 

[rangbaaz]

Life is short. don't waste time worrying about what people think of You. Hold on to the one's that care. in the end they will be the only Ones there

 

[DaRk WaVe]

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is -
Steve Martin

Civilization begins with order, grows with liberty and dies with chaos - Will Durant

 

[Justin Joseph]

"Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"

 

[Justin Joseph]

"Tell me, how did you find America?"
- "Turn left at Greenland."

 

[Gin ka Pakistan]

I can't trun left as I am alway right. Banner for Republicans I made