Ohh the fun we'll have!!!

[Hallian_Khan]

bc uri part 2 banay se pehly he flop kr de Paf na

 

[maximuswarrior]

i dont think indians will be using this forum for sometime now!

yes PAf you deperived us of entertainment!!

The Indians got disgraced and humiliated. You won't find them here. Let's enjoy the peace.

 

[Pak-Canuck]

Here's a MODI-fied version of a famous song that all Indian soldiers can love to sing after today, let's sing along:

Sandese AATE hain
Humari GAAAND PHAR TE hain
To humari biwian roti hain
Aur poochh jaati hai
Ke kab tak MAAR KHAO GE
kab tak MAAR KHAO GE
ABAY kab tak MAAR KHAO GE
Ke Pakistanion se kab tak MAAR KHAO GE!!???

 

[krash]

Today I will indulge myself a little.


Downed Indian pilots defect after seeing toilets for first time

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)

Two Indian pilots captured by the Pakistan armed forces have defected to Pakistan after seeing working toilets for the first time in their lives.

According to details, the PAF shot down two Indian airplanes inside Pakistani airspace, and arresting the two offending pilots. Pakistan later released a video of one of the detained pilots.

Wing Commander Abhinandan, service number is 27981, was reportedly taken to an unknown location after the video was made. Upon saying that he needed to use the facilities, he was taken to a bathroom where he saw a toilet for the first time in his life.

“Wait, so I’m supposed to sit on this and then go? I’m sorry I don’t quite get it, could you please explain” he said according to sources close to The Dependent.

“So I do my business and then press the button and its all gone? No smell no mess? Wow that’s amazing! Is this what Pakistan is like? Cuz if so it’s amazing” he went on to say.

After exploring the toilet and assorted Muslim shower, the Wing Commander has reportedly defected to Pakistan. The second pilot, whose name has not yet been relieved, has also had a similar reaction.


https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/20...s-defect-after-seeing-toilets-for-first-time/

 

[krash]

 

[Maxpane]

one of the best

 

[AfrazulMandal]

i dont think indians will be using this forum for sometime now!

yes PAf you deperived us of entertainment!!

Hope peace prevails.

 

[Maxpane]

 

[Ahmet Pasha]

THE BEST STUNT WAS PULLED OFFF BY THE BABA G
hahahahahahahahaha

Ohhhhh tooo good yar I knew it was gonna be fun
LMAO

 

[Wrath]

Hell yeah baby

Whom are you referring to as "baby"

 

[Wrath]

Damn Indians see facts right in front but pull bs out of thin air satisfy their egos.

Example
I say look there is a cow
Indian says no it is a carbon based milk producing goddess it has two horns, 4 legs, and makes moooing sound, its piss is holy and needs to be drunken for human enlightenment.
Next level marijuana sciene.


Hahahahaha u nailed it bro
Indians be like aur zor se maar!!!

Nailed it bro

 

[Ahmet Pasha]

Bro figure of speech.
Yaani muhavaratan keh diya me ne.
Ap naraaz to nai hogaye yaar??

Whom are you referring to as "baby"

 

[Wrath]

Bro figure of speech.
Yaani muhavaratan keh diya me ne.
Ap naraaz to nai hogaye yaar??

Nai nai yaar. I enjoyed it a lot . A bit modern response . I loved it .

 

[Wrath]

THE BEST STUNT WAS PULLED OFFF BY THE BABA G
hahahahahahahahaha

Ohhhhh tooo good yar I knew it was gonna be fun
LMAO

Bhai jaan you made my day.

 

[jupiter2007]

India army is planning major escalation on Punjab border to possibly capture Pakistani soldiers as a bargain for their pilot.