Sidhuisms 
They're trying to make a whistle sound like a trumpet.
Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian auto meter.
Auto rickshaw - form of Indian taxi.1 point
His footwork is like a car in a traffic jam.
The Burden of Calamity.
On Sourav Ganguly.
The wily fox is back. Its an ill omen when a fox licks its lambs.
Muralitharan bowling to the last Indian pair.0 points
Cats on a hot tin roof!
About the Zimbabwean batsmen.
He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
They are like brooding hens on top of a china egg.
Commenting on Ganguly after he was out for a low s more...0 points
This is a batsman who is as erratic as the electricity supply in most
This bowler bowls so slow that the batsmen have enough time to call home and talk to their wives between every delivery.
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The Sri Lankans are running between the wickets as if their wives are chasing them with a belan.
Belan = Dough roller used to make Chapati / Roti0 points
He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
On Sri Lankan batsman Romesh Kaluwitharna who was more...0 points
Warne is a victim of his own success. He has taken to women the way an ostrich takes to the skies.
The candles cost more than the cake!
On Geoffrey Boycott's birthday0 points
My idea of a bird is 36-24-36.
To remind Sir Geoffrey Boycott of his age, while G more...0 points
If ifs and buts were pots and pans, there would be no tinkers.
In the midst of a verbal duel with Tony Greig.
The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings! New Zealanders have their limits, The kiwis are the birds that cannot fly!
On Kiwis (New Zealanders).
He is a dibbly dobbly bowler.
About Chris Harris.0 points
India is going to crush the Kiwis and Martin will need a hanky at that time.
To Martin Crowe in a match against New Zealand. La more..
It is better to ride a pony than a horse which throws you.
Referring to Dinesh Mongia, who was like a reliabl more...
The world is all about mind and matter; I don't mind and you don't matter.
When Farooque Sheikh, host of the talk show asked more...
His mind is on the boisterous sea of doubt.
That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it !!
When Saurav Ganguly took a catch that had gone ver more...
It reminds me of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala ... one falls and everything else falls!
About the way Indian wickets are falling.0 points
They are so timid, they wouldn't say boo to a goose!
About the tail of the Indian batting order.
Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope.
After Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway s more...0 points
Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!
The ball whizzes past like a bumble bee and the Indians are in the sea.
The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.
His slower ball was so slow that my mama can run faster than that.
Confidence of Dravid grows in the garden of patience.
Referring to a slow knock of Rahul Dravid0 points
Indian Cricket is like Indian Monsoon; When it rains it pours, or else there is drought.
He is a constipated batsman/bowler, put's in a lot of effort and has very little results to show for in the end.
Cricket is the game of glorious uncertainities! Glorious - When Sri Lankans play; Uncertain - when Indians play
For the Indians, now it's 'fightback' or 'flightback'.
Dravid has hit this shot as straight as a candle.
He opened him like a can of beans.
Prasad beat a Sri Lankan batsman.
He has a backlift like an octopus falling out of a tree, all over the place!
They are like a "golden drum" which makes a lot of noise but was hollow inside.
On West Indies Cricket team.0 points
Young Ricky will fight a rattlesnake and give him the first two bites!
Applauding Reetinder Singh Sodhi's fighting spirit more...0 points
He is flowing like a river - simply unstoppable!
When Ricky (Reetinder Singh Sodhi) took a wicket.0 points
They will not only come back home with their cup, but with the opposition's cherries as well.
He has thrown him to the wolves.
When Atapattu ran Jayasuriya out.0 points
Right now he's looking like a Cheshire cat that's had loads of cream!
If only he could learn how to play, he would make a great player!
He is like a fighterplane with the speed of an autorickshaw.
The pied piper of Punjab!
On Yuvraj Singh.0 points
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The sardar from Jalandhar!
On Harbhajan Singh.0 points
He flew like a bird and plucked it out of thin air.
On S.Ramesh's diving catch in 1st innings of 2nd t more...0 points
Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goal keeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
When he fielded well as a substitute for Sachin Te more...0 points
Ajit Agarkar is as fresh as a daisy.
India have certainly erased the tag of tigers at home, cats abroad!
n Bulawayo, when India beat Zimbabwe by eight wick more...0 points
Today they say that he bats like Sachin but one day they will say he batted like Sehwag.
On Virender Sehwag.0 points
He chased the ball, as if a young guy chased a beautiful girl, but who never knew she was daughter of army officer and paid the price, with his wicket.
He's shredded that into smithereens.
On Rahul Dravid hitting a boundary, India v Englan more...0 points
He moved like a heavy duty truck.
When a fielder dropped a catch due to his slow rea more...0 points
He's like a tornado - he can really blow you off your feet.
He pierced it through an eye of a needle.
Kenya in South Africa was like a mountain having labour pains.
India look like a crippled cobra whose fangs are clipped.
That one was meant for the Air Hostesses.
On the sky-high shot by Yuvraj.0 points
I dont trust the Indian batting,they can snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
He's butchering them faster than you can say 'Chicken Tikka'!
He can sell a glass of water to a drowning man, he can sell ice to an eskimo, he can sell sand to an Arab.
Sidhu on Jagmohan Dalmiya
