Naswarville

[RAMPAGE]

Not if it's Pakistani arse....... anyone else is fair game!

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[Alpha1]

@Alpha1 ,why don't you teach mona malik about how things are done on the forum.After all almost an year long training of yours must come in handy.

dnt worry I will
@mona malik do you know how to open an intro thread?

 

[Hyperion]

I KNOW....

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You preparing a list, or just want to see me bash people here?

2 min pai jan.

Wah wah.... the suave, the subtleness..... you get an effing Oscar for this performance........ cross that...... a Naswarcor.........

dnt worry I will
@mona malik do you know how to open an intro thread?

 

[S.U.R.B.]

@WebMaster

I was having fun and you closed the thead !!!

@RAMPAGE don't go autoimmune on us.We are already meek and weak and debilitated.

 

[Dillinger]

@Hyperion Keep hating the yahudis, they'll still come out on top.

@RAMPAGE don't go autoimmune on us.We are already meek and weak and debilitated.

No gimp suit, how about see through sheer natural fabric, work for you?

 

[Hyperion]

There is a guy here on the thread..... who will soon label me an infidel / liberal / fascist..... etc etc......

@Hyperion Keep hating the yahudis, they'll still come out on top.

 

[RAMPAGE]

@RAMPAGE don't go autoimmune on us.We are already meek and weak and debilitated.

What's that ????

 

[S.U.R.B.]

@Hyperion Keep hating the yahudis, they'll still come out on top.



No gimp suit, how about see through sheer natural fabric, work for you?

Again, if you go by my preference i'll like to have a see through glass for my corpse.

/\/\/\ These are my sentiments after watching a movie (Heavenly creatures) recommended by @hinduguy.

 

[Dillinger]

@Hyperion Jo kamingiri yahaan cha rahi hai- actual growth rate is sitting at exactly 4.6% and Montek Singh is harping about 6%. Buggers have reduced the growth to a pittance through simple indecisiveness. At least the rupee is back on track with 61 to a dollar.

 

[Hyperion]

Yara, calculations of my firm for Indian Rupee stand at 73 to a dollar before end of the year..... we shall see what happens..... I have a bet going with one of my senior partners.......

@Hyperion Jo kamingiri yahaan cha rahi hai- actual growth rate is sitting at exactly 4.6% and Montek Singh is harping about 6%. Buggers have reduced the growth to a pittance through simple indecisiveness. At least the rupee is back on track with 61 to a dollar.

 

[Dillinger]

Yara, calculations of my firm for Indian Rupee stand at 73 to a dollar before end of the year..... we shall see what happens..... I have a bet going with one of my senior partners.......

My firm's fellows have calculated 61-63 stable. Trust me, won't go there- since the ham-handed and ad-hoc measures to prop the rupee have been sidelined.

 

[Hyperion]

Dude, I wish you are right..... if that's the case I WINNNNNNN....... MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA......

My firm's fellows have calculated 61-63 stable. Trust me, won't go there- since the ham-handed and ad-hoc measures to prop the rupee have been sidelined.

 

[RAMPAGE]

There is a guy here on the thread..... who will soon label me an infidel / liberal / fascist..... etc etc......

No you'll just get this :

 

[Hyperion]

Not you Rampi...... it's one AL-ABCD.... Arbee Loving American Born Confused Desi........

You I can brainwash in a minute......

No you'll just get this :

 

[S.U.R.B.]

You preparing a list, or just want to see me bash people here?

In fact i wanted to ask something but i could not the courage to start with....

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

O' King of the Kings my question is,did he just call you, "Dumb"?