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The hell Emperor @Hyperion , your empire doesn't have a Minister of Interior & defence?

Where is @Talon?

Did she resigned/got married?

Emperor needs to explain that to his Minions.:D

Today a young woman came right in front of my office,called my name out loud and told me that next time she'll blow herself up, just because there is no woman minister on the job.

Rehm Zille Ilahi....(Mera kia kasoor hae bhai)


@Armstrong what is your one-man show intelligence doing?

Can't you pick up a suicide bomber and that too a female?

Change you alert condition to a rather higher level....

From DEFCON 5....I'm loving the Nihari.

to DEFCON 1....those Paye's were not palatable.

:blink: I don't wanna die young at the hands of that woman, especially.:fie:

Minister of Interior AND Head of intelligence here.

Was busy finding goats and young boys for the Emperor @Hyperion, nuff said.
 
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Welcome Dakktar sahab...... :D

The Emperor was away occupied for past couple of days.... thank you for brining that to my attention.... I shall deliberate this with council of ministers later today.... :D

Notice to ministers: Minions, gather around the round table later today.... :pissed:

The hell Emperor @Hyperion , your empire doesn't have a Minister of Interior & defence?

Where is @Talon?

Did she resigned/got married?

Emperor needs to explain that to his Minions.:D

Today a young woman came right in front of my office,called my name out loud and told me that next time she'll blow herself up, just because there is no woman minister on the job.

Rehm Zille Ilahi....(Mera kia kasoor hae bhai)


@Armstrong what is your one-man show intelligence doing?

Can't you pick up a suicide bomber and that too a female?

Change you alert condition to a rather higher level....

From DEFCON 5....I'm loving the Nihari.

to DEFCON 1....those Paye's were not palatable.

:blink: I don't wanna die young at the hands of that woman, especially.:fie:

Dude, I thought you liked the defense ministry.... since arp2041 went AWOL, i assigned you there.... :D

Minister of Interior AND Head of intelligence here.

Was busy finding goats and young boys for the Emperor @Hyperion, nuff said.

And while Alpha is the single most clingiest person I've known, let us not be so quick to judge.
 
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Welcome Dakktar sahab...... :D

The Emperor was away occupied for past couple of days.... thank you for brining that to my attention.... I shall deliberate this with council of ministers later today.... :D

Notice to ministers: Minions, gather around the round table later today.... :pissed:



Dude, I thought you liked the defense ministry.... since arp2041 went AWOL, i assigned you there.... :D

Then I am re-calibrating the MIC structure here, pitiful level of innovation going on.:police:
 
The hell Emperor @Hyperion , your empire doesn't have a Minister of Interior & defence?

Where is @Talon?

Did she resigned/got married?

Emperor needs to explain that to his Minions.:D

Today a young woman came right in front of my office,called my name out loud and told me that next time she'll blow herself up, just because there is no woman minister on the job.

Rehm Zille Ilahi....(Mera kia kasoor hae bhai)


@Armstrong what is your one-man show intelligence doing?

Can't you pick up a suicide bomber and that too a female?

Change your alert condition to a rather higher level....

From DEFCON 5....I'm loving the Nihari.

to DEFCON 1....those Paye's were not palatable.

:blink: I don't wanna die young at the hands of that woman, especially.:fie:

stealth doc... so what happened... did you get blown by her? :lol:
 
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Minister of Interior AND Head of intelligence here.

Was busy finding goats and young boys for the Emperor @Hyperion, nuff said.


You are brave enough to raise your hand Minister.

That's what happen when you find boys and ignore the girls.:D

They come in gangs and threaten the innocent people like me to send us up for good.

(I thought the 72 virgins could wait, when my experiments with @hinduguy were proving successful, but you are not making this easy for me....:P)

stealth doc... so what happened... did you get blown by her? :lol:

She just exposed my cover.....And now everyone can see me.:cry:
 
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Mauqay kee munasbat say........ :pakistan:

 
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You are brave enough to raise your hand Minister.

That's what happen when you find boys and ignore the girls.:D

They come in gangs and threaten the innocent people like me to send us up for good.

(I thought the 72 virgins could wait, when my experiments with @hinduguy were proving successful, but you are not making this easy for me....:P)

The Emperor's commands on the matter took precedence. Oddly I too, despite the exceedingly high amount of security afforded to me, have been finding myself in situations where there is danger to my life and limbs from members of the fairer sex. :confused:
 
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