Naswar Corner

[Hyperion]

Let me recheck with our Minister for Immigrated Minorities @haviZsultan. Yara, yeh kahin MQM ka gent to nahin hai?

Man, never seen him, maybe an undercover MOSSAD agent, can't trust, too dangerous, recommend suspension with IMMEDIATE EFFECT.

 

[KRAIT]

Oo Mammoo, tere Indian honay ka kia faida, Kisi say pooch kar bata day. Poor guy is there for 2 weeks and will kill me once he is back.

Didn't he attend Sunburn festival. Dude, Paul Van Dyk came.
I missed him and my favourite singer, Lucky Ali.

 

[Sugarcane]

Don't I know !

I would hit on you but your moustache is giving me the creeps !

Maybe if you were to use a tweezer every once a fortnight, I'd actually ask you out on a date & take you to the finest Michelin Star Restaurant in London !

But if you mention your PhD thesis on 'Carrots & Cucumber Fertilizer' even once, I'd tie you to a chair with pop corn stuffed in your mouth, your eyelids forcefully kept open with a pair of clippers with you being forced to watch every episode of East-Enders ever made.

Abbb dubbbaraa maaat bolnaaa !

Khair jokes aside :

Your Hubby is going to be a very lucky man, meriii behan & I mean it !

....

 

[Dubious]

Don't I know !

I would hit on you but your moustache is giving me the creeps !

Maybe if you were to use a tweezer every once a fortnight, I'd actually ask you out on a date & take you to the finest Michelin Star Restaurant in London !

But if you mention your PhD thesis on 'Carrots & Cucumber Fertilizer' even once, I'd tie you to a chair with pop corn stuffed in your mouth, your eyelids forcefully kept open with a pair of clippers with you being forced to watch every episode of East-Enders ever made.

Abbb dubbbaraa maaat bolnaaa !

WOW! Did we just have a look in the mind of a series torturer! Yaar when you were younger kisnay abuse kiya tha? Suna hai abused kids become torturers and serial killers!

Khair jokes aside : Your Hubby is going to be a very lucky man, meriii behan & I mean it !

Uss khotay ko anay tou do! 26 years ho giyea ussnay apna chahya tak nai dikhaya!

 

[Hyperion]

Vacancy​

Who would like to become the resident psychiatrist @ NaswarCorner? Position of Minister of Health is open for consideration!

Our vice chairman needs some serious psychological counseling.

Don't I know !

I would hit on you but your moustache is giving me the creeps !

Maybe if you were to use a tweezer every once a fortnight, I'd actually ask you out on a date & take you to the finest Michelin Star Restaurant in London !

But if you mention your PhD thesis on 'Carrots & Cucumber Fertilizer' even once, I'd tie you to a chair with pop corn stuffed in your mouth, your eyelids forcefully kept open with a pair of clippers with you being forced to watch every episode of East-Enders ever made.

Abbb dubbbaraa maaat bolnaaa !

Khair jokes aside :

Your Hubby is going to be a very lucky man, meriii behan & I mean it !

 

[Dubious]

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I know right?!

Vacancy

How is the resident psychiatrist @ NaswarCorner. Position of Minister of Health is open for consideration!

Our vice chairman needs some serious psychological counseling.

Big time! Personal therapist needed... Preferably over 30 yrs of age!

 

[Armstrong]

WOW! Did we just have a look in the mind of a series torturer! Yaar when you were younger kisnay abuse kiya tha? Suna hai abused kids become torturers and serial killers!

Had to sit through one episode of East-Enders so I could relate to that !

Uss khotay ko anay tou do! 26 years ho giyea ussnay apna chahya tak nai dikhaya!

Koii nahin Utth Jawanaaaa, mooooliyoon aur gaaajaarooon mein sehhh bahir nikal aaooo mil jaii gaaa !

 

[SpArK]

 

[Dubious]

Had to sit through one episode of East-Enders so I could relate to that !



Koii nahin Utth Jawanaaaa, mooooliyoon aur gaaajaarooon mein sehhh bahir nikal aaooo mil jaii gaaa !

Oay ******! Hum STRAWBERRY par kaam kertay hain!

 

[Sugarcane]

Didn't he attend Sunburn festival. Dude, Paul Van Dyk came.
I missed him and my favourite singer, Lucky Ali.

I don't know about these guys and he is Persian so will not be interest in these concerts - If you can tell some good places to visit, couple of good pubs and malls, that will be good.

 

[KRAIT]

Ishq ki aag hai itni ki, dono pigal rahe hain

 

[Armstrong]

Oay ******! Hum STRAWBERRY par kaam kertay hain!

Chalooo jiisss bhii cheez paaar when can we see the world special 'Talon Urea' hitting the shelves ?

 

[Dubious]

Oay ******! Hum STRAWBERRY par kaam kertay hain!

Ain since when did the punjabi version of villager be censored on this forum?

Chalooo jiisss bhii cheez paaar when can we see the world special 'Talon Urea' hitting the shelves ?

What?


hahahahahahah...


All I wrote was Paind0

 

[Armstrong]

I don't know about these guys and he is Persian so will not be interest in these concerts - If you can tell some good places to visit, couple of good pubs and malls, that will be good.

Usss ko kahain waaapsiii pee Pakistan ka chakaar lagaa leiii aap ka khaaadim subbb Malls aur Khanii ke Jagieeen dikhhha deiii gaa usseiii !

Ain since when did the punjabi version of villager be censored on this forum?


What?


hahahahahahah...


All I wrote was Paind0

No...no reason to hide what you said ! Koii baaat nahinn this a step in the right direction; women who curse are that much 'hotter' !

I'm sure this would be a good addition to your Hubby-Hunting repertoire !

 

[Sugarcane]

Ain since when did the punjabi version of villager be censored on this forum?


What?


hahahahahahah...


All I wrote was Paind0

Zaroor MQM lovers ke wajah say ban howa ho ga.