Naswar Corner

[Armstrong]

I've got a scar on my arm. Cannot disclose reason though.

You mean the one that you got when you're village bull got a little fiesty with you during mating season !

 

[Dubious]

I just slapped her, pinky

Oay! You told my age and location now a free slap? Reminds me off slap game in "How I met your mother"

 

[Armstrong]

Emotional ones.


Women always feel the need to try and fix a guy to make him into what she wants.

Achaaa...I've got a proverbial gaping hole where my heart ought to be ! I'm sure thats scar enough for her.

 

[Dubious]

I see, can you give her a good light teeny wheeny feather-like slap on her head for being silly.

Talon, which city/country in Europe do you live in?

Kiddo whatcha wanna do? Send me some nice gifts?

 

[RazPaK]

You mean the one that you got when you're village bull got a little fiesty with you during mating season !

Haha. Something like that.

 

[Kompromat]

Dude, that is so true! Why is that????

Yara, when was the last time you saw a hot bomb blonde or brunet walking next to a dude with "sissy" written in his face

Its, a fact that the boxers, footbal players and martial arts guys get the hottest girls in town

 

[Dubious]

I just slapped her, pinky

Wah g wah! Dekhna zara...4 likes for someone slapping me?

 

[Armstrong]

Oay! You told my age and location now a free slap? Reminds me off slap game in "How I met your mother"

But I didn't !

Jokes aside, I'm more of a Boston Legal person !

 

[KRAIT]

Try hookah.

The baba's in my village love making people try it, then laughing at them after they cough it out.

Tried in front of my father when I was in 11th, didn't cough, my father's first sentence was "Cig pita hai kya, hukaah kab piya hua hai"....Main Masoom Masoomiyat se bola, Dad, pehli baar try kiya hai...

Same happened when I had beer with him.

He still thinks I started way before he expected me to be.

 

[RazPaK]

Achaaa...I've got a proverbial gaping hole where my heart ought to be ! I'm sure thats scar enough for her.

Women would love to try and figure out the puzzle of Armstrong.

 

[Ticker]

2 reasons:

1) Naak kharab hai....naya lagwao
2) Your rose is of the different variety which has a very little smell

ho sakta hai dono baatein thik hon.

Magar kya tum ne rose smell ke liye soongha hai.

Dobara soongh ke batana.

 

[Dubious]

Asthamatic ?

Naahh...Just from pure air and have always been in a good girl environment..


Pure lungs for 24 years can not take in pollution suddenly! Nor do I expose them to it

 

[Kompromat]

Oay! You told my age and location now a free slap? Reminds me off slap game in "How I met your mother"

Was it also me 2 days ago who wanted to gift you a 3 legged Kangaroo on your 14th birthday ?

 

[Hyperion]

Wadda halka payt hai uncle g!! 1st you give away my age now my location!

Pinky, rest of us can add 1+1. I know from day one that you are Aero's friend, and he is the one who invited you to this forum. He has not been to England recently, therefore, you're the one in aussie land!

 

[KRAIT]

Girls love Boxer hubbies, thats an evidence that she was retarded !


* Girls love men with scars !! -- Personal experiance !

Kambakhat itum jaise logon ki baaton main aake scars padne diye....ladkiyaan aaj bhi attract hoti hain, aisi shakal par dayaa jo aati hai....