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Happy Diwali to you and to all Indian......

Yar.....Imram bhai ne shroo kar diya toooo.......train nahi....plane bi choot jay ga sab ka.....:rofl:

tum ne abhi dekha kahan hai bachy hum to apni maan bhen ko bhi sath main ragara laga dety hain phir kon bachy ga?
 
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tum ne abhi dekha kahan hai bachy hum to apni maan bhen ko bhi sath main ragara laga dety hain phir kon bachy ga?

janab janta hooo.....last two year se forum per hooo....post count kam hai to kya....

threads tooo parta hooo....na may bi.....i m one of "Silent Majority member".....:D
 
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@ lovely......

BTW Naswar Corner ka topic kya hai.....:undecided:

I am here to discuss "Off topic discussion"....... :D


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Meray dil mai dhoom jis larki ne mcha “rakhi” hai
Naam us shokh Haseena ka “Allah-rakhi” hai

Main “Allah-rakha” hoon, Wo “Allah-rakhi” hai
Shayad Allah ny wo mere liye hi bana “rakhi” hai

Kehtay hain k “rakhi”hui cheez hi kaam aati hai
Is liye mene”rakhi” se laga”rakhi” hai

Ab Haqiqat to ye batany k liye “rakhi” hai
Ke “rakhi” ne raton ki neend ura “rakhi” hai

Ye kya tumne “rakhi rakhi” laga “rakhi” hai
Kambakht”rakhi” ne to ksi or se laga “rakhi” hai.
 
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Doctors a question : If a person were to eat chopped up chillies, tomatoes, onions, a slab of butter & gulp down two raw eggs (all of it on an empty stomach) & then vomit all of it on a frying pan, would that make a better omelette or would going the usual way be better ? Just curious ! :angel:


Why not you try it and let us know the results?
Considering that the trip to the stomach and back will add lots of acid and some remnants of a partially digested prior meal, the omelette will very likely not be tasty, at least for most people who would not even consider that the answer to such a question was actually needed in the first place! :D
yahan to bohot tasty omelette ban raha hai,ban gaya kiya?:bad:



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Yaad-Mazi Mai Jo Ankhon Ko Saza Di Jaye,
Is Say Behtar Hai Kay Har Baat Bhula Di Jaye..

Ne Apno Kay Rawayon Say Ye Mehsoos Kiya,
Dil Kay Angan Mai Be Dewaar Utha Di Jaye..

Mai Ne Yaroon Kay Bhicharne Say Ye Seekha MOHSIN
Apne Dushman Ko Bhe Jeene Ke Dua Di Jaye


Good morning Friends!
Have a nice day!
 
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Meray dil mai dhoom jis larki ne mcha “rakhi” hai
Naam us shokh Haseena ka “Allah-rakhi” hai

Main “Allah-rakha” hoon, Wo “Allah-rakhi” hai
Shayad Allah ny wo mere liye hi bana “rakhi” hai

Kehtay hain k “rakhi”hui cheez hi kaam aati hai
Is liye mene”rakhi” se laga”rakhi” hai

Ab Haqiqat to ye batany k liye “rakhi” hai
Ke “rakhi” ne raton ki neend ura “rakhi” hai

Ye kya tumne “rakhi rakhi” laga “rakhi” hai
Kambakht”rakhi” ne to ksi or se laga “rakhi” hai.


Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah........................... :pop:

Muqarar......Hazrat........Muqarar :lazy:
 
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Why this examveri examveri examveri di…
Distancile frnd frnd, frnd mind sharp.
Exam teachr strict strict, my future dark…
Why this examveri examveri examveri di..
White color paper paper, paper print black ,
eyes eyes meet meet all the time waste..
Why this examveri examveri examveri di..
Pe pe pa pan pe pe pa pan
seriya vasi
ready 1 2 3 4..
Tune changes..
Kayila paper.. Only englsh..
Handla paper, paper question eyes fulla tearu..
Empty brain , exam come , life revers gear..
Frnd u frnd u oh my frnd pls show me answrs nw u..
God i m dying nw
pls make me pass nw..
 
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Aaj apni Muhabat ko naya morr diya us ne,
Mere liye baalon ko khula chorr diya us ne!

Pehle hansta tha main muh khol k,
Ab to Aage wala hi daant torr diya us ne!

Us ne sargoshi ka kaha main betaab ho gaya,
Kaan paas kiya to marorr diya us ne!

Sardiyan aaeen to laya maaltay mehboob k liye,
Malta kha k chilka ankhon main nichor diya us ne!

Bewafai ki had b dikha di ik din us zalim ne,
Milne ghar gaya to pechay ***** chor diya usny
 
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