Naswar Corner

[Armstrong]

Yeah navy or marines, I haven't finalized yet. I had considered that but I believe I can be more of a service in the US Armed forces.

I am not a dual national, I do not have Pakistani nationality at all.

Yaaar why not ?

 

[KingMamba]

Yaaar why not ?

I only been to Pakistan once in 6th grade for 5-6 months on a visa. I was born here so I only have US nationality. My family has been here for 50+ years.

I will mail you . Do know me when you come at inticing world of FB .

I only left recently, I know how addicting it is bro. I had to due to circumstance.

 

[Armstrong]

I only been to Pakistan once in 6th grade for 5-6 months on a visa. I was born here so I only have US nationality. My family has been here for 50+ years.

You can always get one from the nearest Pakistani Embassy !

 

[KingMamba]

You can always get one from the nearest Pakistani Embassy !

I have applied for this.

Embassies of Pakistan, Pakistan Embassy in Netherlands, USA, UK

 

[HRK]

 

[HRK]

@Armstrong Suicide is not haram, unless you "believe" it is haram. Alcohol is not haram unless you "believe" its haram. Zina isn't haram unless you "believe" its haram. Namaz,Zakat,Hajj,Roza,Ushr,Fitrana all mean "NOTHING" unless you "believe" it means something.

Islam is a personal religion, one could practice without ever needing a mullah, ANYONE can lead a jamat, ANYONE can offer Janaz'a,ANYONE can register a Nikkah and ANYONE can be a witness for a divorce. I, think when Allah says "Ina'mal Amaal-e-bin-niyaat" [Amaal ka daromadar Niyat per hai], He wasn't kidding.

I tend to differ...........If it is personal religion......then Why there is concept of HAQOOQ UL IBAD.......then y there is concept of ZAKAT & SADQA....... rights of neighbour.......and number of other concepts of Faraiz & SUNNA that fall under the category of social life......rather then personal........

 

[Skull and Bones]

It was discovered that @Skull and Bones and @arp2041 are husband and wife

If not then at least close

So why does @Skull and Bones act like your husband?

@Talon

Why so hyper? I'm just his teacher in the field of trolling, and he's my student. So it's obvious for me to shout at incompetent students.

Are you having subliminal desire for being my wife or what?

 

[arp2041]

@Talon

Why so hyper? I'm just his teacher in the field of trolling, and he's my student. So it's obvious for me to shout at incompetent students.

Are you having subliminal desire for being my wife or what?

abey Kamineyy INCOMPETENT???? saly GoT kisney Banaya???? BOSS kaun hai????

 

[Skull and Bones]

abey Kamineyy INCOMPETENT???? saly GoT kisney Banaya???? BOSS kaun hai????

Boss my a$$.

Joining date dekh bhai, experience count. Trolling since 2011.

 

[arp2041]

Boss my a$$.

Joining date dekh bhai, experience count. Trolling since 2011.

Tell that to Rahul Baba

@Skull and Bones This is what you posted in another thread:

Can we include this super troll in our GoT? @arp2041

Ab bata Who is the BOSS???

 

[Skull and Bones]

Tell that to Rahul Baba

@Skull and Bones This is what you posted in another thread:



Ab bata Who is the BOSS???

I'm a believer in democracy.

 

[Arsalan]

Good night @Talon!

Welcome al-anta-habeebi! Hope the trip was fruitful!

yup, it was Allah ka Shukar ha..
that's why getting almost no time to be here.

Nice to join back and see LOTSSSS of activities going on

 

[Arsalan]

@KingMamba93 YAAR..don't jump to conclusions! ALL I said was I stopped aging when that vampire kid Charlie bit me



@KingMamba93 And I believe that corn is GM no wonder they want their hormones to kick in at 9!

cool... so we got another TWILIGHT fan..
going with reading the series again these days. Doone with Twilight and New moon and now into Eclipse.

@Arsalan All foreign travel reports should be filed to ME the foreign minister! We want to make sure you did not bring in any pathogens!

Ahhh.. hmmmmm eeeeeeee
mmm reporting in...

I just wish every thing is fine with me..
:p

Goes for you too Mr. Chairman @Hyperion : Full details bout honeymoon and same goes for you @Aeronaut

Anyone Else needing to report?

can inform you about a few more Honeymoonerss.
Kuch chupay rustam bhe han yahan, one was traveling with me, a MOD but he do not seems active these days. Just got married a month back and i dont think have announced this here so better i zip u my mouth.
Let him come back

 

[Dubious]

Oh come on why is God such a kill-joy !

Okay another question that often comes to my mind - If suicide is haram & there be such a thing as passive suicide i.e killing yourself slowly & knowingly, can smoking cigarettes or even obesity be considered as such ?

In Brunei Darussalam A fatwah was given/taken (no idea where it came from) that smoking is haram the Sultan stopped smoking at once and half the country stopped...

THAT fatwah was based on passive suicide....

Obesity is a little subjective....2 people with different genomes can eat the same MASSIVE amount of food but because of different genetic reasons (digestion, more enzymes, cells produce insulin more efficiently, cells produce and use up glucose faster, cell receptors RECOGNIZE these chemicals faster) lead to 1 having obesity and 1 not...Only way to find out is either try it or even get yourself screened though not all the reasons for obesity have been discovered but yes we can trace who is MORE PRONE to it...

 

[Dubious]

Just found this funny

No it's not. It's open for interpretation. Just like everything else in Quran, other than "shirk" and blood of innocent.

Shabash! So you seem to have different translations for these?

O you who believe, do not observe the Contact Prayers (Salat) while intoxicated, so that you know what you are saying. Nor after sexual orgasm without bathing, unless you are on the road, traveling; if you are ill or traveling, or you had urinary or fecal-related excretion (such as gas), or contacted the women (sexually), and you cannot find water, you shall observe Tayammum (dry ablution) by touching clean dry soil, then wiping your faces and hands therewith. GOD is Pardoner, Forgiver.

" O you who believe! Intoxicants (all kinds of alcoholic drinks), and gambling, and Al-Ansab (animals sacrificed on stone-altars at fixed places or graves on certain ocasions in the name of idols, jinns, angels and pious men in order to honour them or to expect some benefits from them) and Al-Azlam (arrows for seeking luck or decision) are an abomination of Satan's handiwork. So avoid (strictly) that (abomination) in order that you may be successful. Satan wants only to excite enmity and haterd between you with intoxicants and gambling and hinder you from the remembrance of Allah and from the prayer. So will you not then abstain? " [Al-Quran 5:90-91]

1st do not observe prayers in those state...THEN if you pray 5 times a day....you can not actually do those things AND pray 5 times...