Myths about common day life of Muslims in India.

[Von Hölle]

The Admin is being Sarcastic !!, but forum rules says....

 

[AgNoStiC MuSliM]

I just thought of Imran Bhais account hacked by his brother thats why ..Thought you too have a brother like that

Time pass with some over the top comments.

 

[SpArK]

Time pass with some over the top comments.

So rules are a myth here.?

 

[AgNoStiC MuSliM]

The Admin is being Sarcastic !!, but forum rules says....

Admin makes forum rules .... ahem ... by executive order I thereby grant myself the powers of facetiousness.

 

[Iggy]

Time pass with some over the top comments.

Lolz Admins with a mood to troll ..who will take action against them ??

BTW i thought you were a serious type kind of guy well its an another myth buster ;-)

 

[AgNoStiC MuSliM]

Lolz Admins with a mood to troll ..who will take action against them ??

Ohh yaar, you are halting my myth vs fact chain.

In one way, my comments are in fact repudiating myths.

 

[JanjaWeed]

Admin makes forum rules .... ahem ... by executive order I thereby grant myself the powers of facetiousness.

hey good going.. you successfully derailed the thread by inviting all attentions to yourself!!

 

[marcos98]

Myth: Indian Muslims wake up and go to work everyday like every other normal human being.

Fact: Most Indian Muslims wake up and are forced to instantly go to the nearest Hindu's house where the Hindu takes his morning piss in the mouth of the Muslim. The Hindu then shites in his bed and the Muslim has to wash the linens for him and then bathe the Hindu and make his breakfast. At some point the Muslim has to also take a piss and he does so in a crystal glass which is then provided to the Hindu so he can drink from it.

To be continued ...... (perhaps)

Myth: Indian Muslims can travel to work and elsewhere safely.

Fact: Indian Muslims are frequently dragged out of their cars and out of taxis and buses and sodomized and raped by gangs of Hindu men. The Muslims have to bear this silently because if they complain the gangs bring monkeys and elephants into the fray.

Myth: Indian Muslims can practice their faith freely.

Fact: Only if they accept that Islam is a in fact a 'vedic religion' and essentially 'Hinduism' since pre-Islam Arabia worshiped idols, which were likely brought there by ancient Indians who discovered Arabia, sand and camels and how to ride them, tie turbans and grow beards.

 

[Iggy]

Ohh yaar, you are halting my myth vs fact chain.

In one way, my comments are in fact repudiating myths.

na keep going ..enjoying it

 

[pankaj agrawal]

@agno.....why are u shitting from your head today??

 

[Gentle Typhoon]

In India,there is unity only among Sikhs,Muslims and women.

Nopes, completely wrong. Punjabi Sikhs hate Delhi Sikhs, Majority of Punjab Sikhs esp. Jatt clan is against Dera/Sant/Baba/Mullah/Pandit/RishiMunni cult culture. It is a blot on Punjab and India.

and trust me, a Lahori and an Amritsari can talk to each other like brothers... certainly they can communicate better than a Delhi Sikhs who has forgotten roots.

Delhi Sikh mostly comprise of Sikhs who migrated from Pakistan esp. Peshawar and Rawalpindi, Majority is Khatri Clan. They are know as Bhaape. LOL funny word. It means Elder brother, this word is not used in Punjabi. Punjabi Sikhs consider Bhappe's are disgrace to Sikhism.

 

[AgNoStiC MuSliM]

Myth: Indian Muslims can choose not to keep pets if they feel it is against their faith.

Fact: Hindus trains special cats (like the one above) to go online and snare Muslims on dating sites into inviting them to their homes. The cats show up and then tie up the Muslims and sodomize them, and force them to keep them as pets.

 

[AgNoStiC MuSliM]

OK - enough fun. Gotta go now and hope I don't get banned

 

[Von Hölle]

Admin makes forum rules .... ahem ... by executive order I thereby grant myself the powers of facetiousness.

Any chance, we likely to see amendments ..to the fabled rules ??
or
just a temporary phase??

 

[toppys]

Is this also a myth that Indian Muslims when traveling back home in summer are afraid to send their wives alone due to harassment by custom officials??

Just asking a question as I have seen regular trend and comments as such!

custom officials harass everyone. especially in mumbai. pakka chors... nothing religion about it.