mujh se ziada dukhi koi hai yahaan?

[pak-marine]

Oh yaar dukh share karna hai toh botal pakdo, keyboard nahin!

yar botalon ki botalain khatam ho gaen par dukh na khatam hoay ... kash dukho ka illaj botal main hota

 

[CaptainJackSparrow]

imran bhai hosla rekho is duniya mein kahin koi phuljhari apk liye hai- bus dhondlo usay- samander mein sirf machlian hi milein g- koi sheher mein try kero or yh gana suno -

lagay reho- gaye jao- rabba luck bersa :lol-

Himmesh Reshammiya! Cheee!

Jon I thought you had a standard, man!

 

[praful]

diya bhjane se pehle ek baar jarur fadfadata hai

 

[Paan Singh]

maine socha imran koi 50-60 saal ka budda hai..but he young

 

[President Camacho]

maine socha imran koi 50-60 saal ka budda hai..but he young

Photo pe mat jaana... he always posts pics of his grandson to woo the girls all over

 

[Imran Khan]

Ab jhooth bolne se kaam nahi chalega yar... bata hi do sachchai kya hai... Samundar me botal gum ho gayi kya?

mamoo main feet relax ker raaha tha bottle girty nhi girai jati hai lolz

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maine socha imran koi 50-60 saal ka budda hai..but he young

tum hamesha ghalat sochty ho yaar soryy to say lolz

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Photo pe mat jaana... he always posts pics of his grandson to woo the girls all over

or girls to jesy mujhy rozana PM kerti hai ? mujhy koi moo nhi lagati confirm hai ye

 

[THE MASK]

Imran bhai pehle mai aap ko dekhta tha na tou mere mind mai aap ka sketch is video walay uncle jaisa banta tha

 

[President Camacho]

or girls to jesy mujhy rozana PM kerti hai ? mujhy koi moo nhi lagati confirm hai ye

Ab aap buddhon jaisi baatein karenge to sirf izzat milegi... aur kuchh bhi nahi

I mean... yehi dekh lijiye kya hai - shaam ke waqt beach pe jaa ke "relax" karna... jawani me hi retirement?

 

[S.M.R]

mery koi GF nhi bhag gai ok na mera koi chaker fail ho gya hai main to bus fresh air enjoy ker raha tha lolz

Imran bhai aap per aik lateefa yaad aaya.

Aik dafa aik banda (aap kay jaisa) doctor kay pass gaya, aur bola, doctor sb. main lambi umar kaisay jiyoon.

Doctor said, drinking chor do.
He: main drinking nahi karta...
Doc: charas chor do..
He: main charas bhi nahi peeta,
Doc: cigarette chor do,
He: main cig. bhi nahi peeta..
Doc: acha to girl friends say sex mat karna..
He: meri koi girl friend nahi..
Doc: Night clubs main mat jao, bcaz neend poori nahi ho gi,
He: Ji main night club bhi nahi jaata.
Doc: Bazaar ka khana chor do..
He: ji main khana sir ghar ka khata hoon..
Doc.... stared at him for a while then said.

abay salay too mar jaaaa, jee kay kiyaa karay ga...

 

[genmirajborgza786]

[/QUOTE]

jo guzar gaya ( gayee) use bhool ja use bhool ja woh na sun saqegi teri sada use bhool ja use bhool ja.....

 

[Imran Khan]

Ab aap buddhon jaisi baatein karenge to sirf izzat milegi... aur kuchh bhi nahi

I mean... yehi dekh lijiye kya hai - shaam ke waqt beach pe jaa ke "relax" karna... jawani me hi retirement?

nai yaar main busy tha 6 din se so socha thora taza hawa leen kal teusday ko mery phir flight hai kaheen or dafa hony ki so again mess coming .job stress thi halki si bus .

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Imran bhai aap per aik lateefa yaad aaya.

Aik dafa aik banda (aap kay jaisa) doctor kay pass gaya, aur bola, doctor sb. main lambi umar kaisay jiyoon.

Doctor said, drinking chor do.
He: main drinking nahi karta...
Doc: charas chor do..
He: main charas bhi nahi peeta,
Doc: cigarette chor do,
He: main cig. bhi nahi peeta..
Doc: acha to girl friends say sex mat karna..
He: meri koi girl friend nahi..
Doc: Night clubs main mat jao, bcaz neend poori nahi ho gi,
He: Ji main night club bhi nahi jaata.
Doc: Bazaar ka khana chor do..
He: ji main khana sir ghar ka khata hoon..
Doc.... stared at him for a while then said.

abay salay too mar jaaaa, jee kay kiyaa karay ga...

ye nobat nhi ayee main in main se kai cheezy chor sakta hoon

 

[Mani2020]

oye babay haya kar kuch ,bachon ko kis kam pe lagaya hua ha saray defence threads chor k yahan aye huey hain .tujhe defence forum pe nahi kici maskhara forum pe hona chahiye tha

 

[Imran Khan]

Imran bhai pehle mai aap ko dekhta tha na tou mere mind mai aap ka sketch is video walay uncle jaisa banta tha

wo din bhi a jay ga yaar fiker na ker jis speed se ja rahy hain ye qareeb lagta hai .lolz

 

[Leader]

yar in bhai sahib ko tou mien janta hon....yeh Imran uncle hain ? ha na ?

yeh chak dukhwala mein rehte hain...

 

[Imran Khan]

oye babay haya kar ,bachon ko kis kam pe lagaya hua ha .tujhe defence forum pe nahi kici maskhara forum pe hona chahiye tha

or wo jo ye sary mil ker ISI wali thread main trolling ker rahy thy itni garmi se ke jesy ye mission ho tab theek tha? main ne to in ko relax karaya hai ke bachy trolling chor ke gup shup lagao thora hate kam kero