Indian military : " pleej paaji, we need more paisa for tu tu mein mein with pakistan and china"
Indian government: " we already gave you money, what about restructuring to give yourself more funds"
Indian military: "Chal hatt, pleej paaji, pleej"
DRDO : " Army Saab suniye, we can make it for you, magar it will not be quality you're used to at first. In fact...ek minute, chai biskut ka time aaya, vapaas aa 15 min ke baad"
Russia to Indian military: Nyet tovarisch, don't listen to that cyka DRDO, here's a Natascha, she show you good time over vodka, buy our stuff"
France to Indian military: Oui mon ami, we also give you best yes? C'est magnifique.
HAL : I can also into relevance
Yanks to Indian govt : now listen here pardner, you got a damn fine military, but y'all ain't going nowhere without...
Justin Trudeau :Look at meeeeeee im wearing indian clothes too. Balle balle.
DISCLAIMER: All meant in good fun, I'm incredibly bored waiting for my xbox to update