You have actually admitted defeat ..... let me then be more magnanimous my bong he-man.
I will try to remember your one last thing about "always try to compete a Bong online only" in my 'small mind'
.......I shudder to think about meeting them off line
In the spirit of entertainment you have provided let me share antics of a fellow Bong who disagrees with you
Man bites snake to death in West Bengal
..........Subhas Banerjee, a canteen worker of Jamuria police station in Burdwan district, was returning to his Ekra village home ...when he found villagers talking about a cobra being found in the locality...
Banerjee hit the cobra with a stick and when it was still alive, he bit the serpent and cut it into two pieces, telling others that a snake should also know how it felt being bitten.
Shortly after, however, he fell unconscious and had to be taken to a hospital. He is doing fine now......