I object...I will never betray the Motherland !
Did the Nihari have puttth aur machliii key bootiyaaan ?
On topic : The only difference between Kashmir and Bangladesh is a measure of success; if you're successful even your worst crimes are rationalized away and if you're not even your tiniest mistakes are made a mountain out of. For every State has employed brutality in crushing an armed rebellion and every so called freedom fighter has committed gross human rights abuses.
Its not about the UN resolutions, its not about morality...heck its not even about right and wrong because States do not have a sense of morality they only have self-interests and they'd be as hypocritical as they'd want to be in the pursuit of those self-interests.
Otherwise why do you think that a country created out of the demand for self-determination would look at every legal loophole under the sun to deny it to a people within its borders who are demanding as such ?
Why would a State that talks about state brutality at the hands of their colonial masters was busy filling up mass graves against dissidents in its own lands ?
Why is it a state who cries bilateralism at every turn and doesn't see the worth of the UN beyond having World Yoga Day's declared would give a pint of blood and an arm for a seat on the Security Council ?
Because Hypocrisy is the only Policy that a State - ANY state - has ever had and will ever have !
The time of chivalry, idealism and romanticized notions is long over....the sooner we realize this the better.
The solution to the Kashmir Dispute lies not in what Kashmirs want nor what the UN resolutions state or how many so-called non-state actors Indian captures who've got everything but a signed autobiography of the DG ISI on them but a Pakistan that learns to play the game called 'International Relations' - If we've built our institutions up, neutered every fanatic within our borders, instituted some semblance of meritocracy and fairplay for our people, have a PR team that actually knows what they're supposed to do and concentrated on all those things that give a state the right nuisance value.....Kashmir kiya....Kashmir ka baaap bhiii solve ho jaiii ga !
Our failure to do this and their brains to do exactly this is the reason why we're thought of as an imploding terrorist sh*t hole in the world whereas they're thought of as an exotic, emerging, democratic powerhouse. PR is everything....otherwise anyone who hasn't fallen in love with his own legend and isn't a self-righteous prick would know that India ranks higher than Pakistan on PEW's social hostility involving religion index, has more multi-dimensional poverty than Pakistan according to UNDP's Human Development Report of 2014, that for every Mumbai where non-state actors were involved there is a Samjhota where a 'State' actor was involved, for every Captain Kalia there is a Sipahi Maqbool Hussain, for every Kargil there is a Siachin, for every insurgency in Pakistan there has been a Khalistan, the North-East and Kashmir in India, for every accession of Baluchistan there has been an Operation Polo and for every hawk in Pakistan there have been many more in India.
Our issues stem from the 'absentee landlord problem' - Roneiii dhonneiii say kaam nahin hotaaa....kaaam karneiii seh kaaam hotaa haiii....so work on our shortcomings and become well versed in realpolitik - Do that and success will follow !
That was too serious !
Back to the happy go lucky me; phir Sethi Sahib sunnaa hai keh aaap asal mein Uganda kay Sethi hain ?