Jar full of money
> A guy walks into a bar, notices a very large
jar on the counter, and sees it's filled to the brim with £20 notes. He guesses
there must be thousands of pounds in it.
>
> He approaches the
barman and asks. 'What's up with the jar?'
>
> Well, you pay £20
and if you pass three tests, you get all the money..'
>
> The man
certainly isn't going to pass this up. 'What are the three tests?'
>
> 'Pay first, those are the rules.' says the barman. So the man gives him
the £20 and the barman drops it into the jar.
>
> 'OK,' the barman
says. 'Here's what you need to do ........
>
> First, you have to
drink that entire gallon of pepper tequila, the whole thing, all at once ... and
you can't make a face while doing it.
>
> Second, there's a pit
bull chained-up out back with a sore tooth. You have to remove the tooth with
your bare hands.
>
> Third, there's a 90-year old woman upstairs
who has never reached org@sm during !ntercourse. You've gotta make things right
for her.'
>
> The man is stunned. 'I know I paid my £20, but I'm
not an idiot, I won't do it! You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper
tequila, and then do those other things ..'
>
> 'Your call,' says
the barman, 'but your money stays where it is.'
>
> As time goes on
and the man has a few drinks, then a few more, he asks, 'Wherez zat
tequila?'
>
> He grabs the gallon with both hands and downs it with
big slurps. Tears streaming down both cheeks, but he doesn't make a
face.
>
> Next, he staggers out back where the pit bull is
chained-up and soon the people inside the bar hear a huge, noisy scuffle going
on outside.
>
> They hear the pit bull barking, the guy screaming,
the pit bull yelping and then silence.
>
> Just when they think the
man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar, with his shirt ripped
and large bloody scratches all over his body.
>
> 'Now,' he says.
'Where's the old woman with the sore tooth?'
>
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