A.Rahman
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I don't know if anyone here will get my jokes but here goes:
A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. The bartender says "what is this, a joke?"
A sandwich walks into a bar. Bartender says "sorry, we don't serve food".
haha ...lolzzzzzzz.......The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) recently announced that, for the past three years, they jointly funded a project with two major US auto makers, Ford and Chevrolet, whereby the auto makers installed black boxes in all four wheel drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 10 seconds before a crash.
They were surprised to find in 45 of the 50 states that the last words of drivers in 63 percent of fatal crashes were, “Oh, ****!” Only the states of Georgia, Mississippi, Louisiana, Alabama, and Tennessee were different - where over 89 percent of final words were: “Hey ya’ll, hold my beer and watch this!”
BEFORE & AFTER MARRIAGE
Before Marriage:
John - At last, I can hardly wait!
Jane Do you want me to leave?
John NO, don't even think about it.
Jane Do you love me?
John Of course! Always have, always will.
Jane Have you ever cheated on me?
John NO! Why are you even asking?
Jane Will you kiss me?
John Every chance I get.
Jane Will you ever hit me?
John - Hell no! Are you crazy?
Jane Can I trust you?
John Yes.
Jane Darling!
After Marriage:
Read from the bottom back to the top.