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[Marshmallow]

 

[Marshmallow]

 

[Marshmallow]

 

[dexter]

Conspiracy theory 101: what if shahid afridi performance was just a promotion for the movie " main hn shahid afridi" :p

 

[Alpha1]

Height of facebook update:p
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Suhaag raat hai ghunghat utha
rha hu mai .
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75 Likes and 1 comment
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Bhai, update krte rehena hum online hi hai

 

[Marshmallow]

 

[Marshmallow]

 

[Indo-guy]

God & Washington DC
Little Johnny wanted $100 for a new bike and prayed for two weeks, but nothing happened.

Then he decided to write God a letter asking for the money. When the local postmaster saw the letter addressed to “God, USA,” he decided to send it to the President of the United States.

The letter somehow reached President . Off course president was amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5 bill.

Little Johnny was delighted with the $5 and wrote a thank-you note to God. It read: “Dear God, thank you for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington, D.C. As usual, those crooks deducted $95.”

 

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[karan.1970]

A Paksitani boy got admission in an American school.
Teacher: What's your name ?
Boy: Ahmad
Teacher: No, now you are in America. your name is Johny from today.
Boy went home. Mom Asked: how was the day Ahmad?
Boy: I am an American now call me Johnny.
Mom&Dad both got offended and beat him up.
Next day he was back to school, all bruised.
Teacher: What happend Johnny?
Boy: Ma'am, just 4 hours after I became American, I was attacked by
two Pakistanis.

 

[surya kiran]

A new Kamasutra position has been discovered.

It called Manmohan.

You get on top and do nothing.

 

[Bang Galore]

A new Kamasutra position has been discovered.

It called Manmohan.

You get on top and do nothing.

 

[sms]

Smart young Man

Quote: Rahul Gandhi is an intelligent, smart, youngest and the greatest leader!!
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What are you searching. Joke was over after first line

 

[surya kiran]

White House receptionist to OBAMA.."Sir..someone has called up but not speaking anything"

OBAMA - Tell him Namaste !! He must be Manmohan Singh from INDIA!