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A 25 year old Jewish girl tells her Mom that she has missed
her
period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and
buys
a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is
pregnant.
Shouting and crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did
this
to you? I want to know!" Without answering, the gi...rl picks up the phone
and
makes a call. Half an hour later, a Mercedes stops in front of their
house.
A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and wearing a yarmulke
steps
out of the car and enters the house.
He sits in the living room
with the father, mother, and the girl and
tells them, "Good morning. Your
daughter has informed me of the problem. I
can't marry her because of my
personal family situation but I'll take
charge. I will pay all costs and
provide for your daughter for the rest of
her life.
"Additionally, if
a girl is born, I will bequeath two retail
furniture stores, a deli, a condo
in Miami, and a $1,000,000 bank account."
"If a boy is born, my legacy
will be a chain of jewelry stores and a
$25,000,000 bank
account.
"However, if there is a miscarriage, I'm not sure what to do.
What
do you suggest?"
All ferklemt at this point, the mother, who had
remained silent
until now, placed a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and
tells him,
"So, you'll try again."
that was hell of a funny joke
