That's me out then. I already have a hard time juggling Cantonese/Mandarin/English.
Don't worry about it, my question was only half-serious anyway.
You'll be a natural at it, you already infuriated a few without even trying.
Isn't it clever this way: Say the Shahadah, and boom - you're in. Forever. If you try to leave, you will be killed.
"and boom", amusing choice of words.