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ISI trained monkey caught in New Delhi.

New Delhi: The New Delhi Police has released pictures of a monkey which it claims has been trained by the Pakistani intelligence agency, the ISI, to undertake missions which are difficult for human agents. New Delhi Police Chief, H.K. Gandphatrai congratulated the police on this occasion. According to police sources, the monkey Raju (name changed for security reasons) was trained for two years in a specialized training centre in the Pakistani city of Gujjar Khan before being sent accross the Line of Control.

In the last couple of years, a number of monkeys started to break into various offices of the Indian Government. Last year, a gang of monkeys were responsible for stealing classified files from the office of the Prime Minister. Earlier this year, the Deputy Mayor of Delhi was killed by a gang of monkeys. Police authorities said that they had thought the attacks were due to their Lord Hanuman being unhappy with them, but the arrest of Raju has given a whole new dimension to the cases. Authorities believe that Raju the monkey will provide them with critical leads to arrest the other members of his monkey gang.
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:rofl::rofl::yahoo::yahoo:

Thats funny mate..!!!! :)
 
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Soon they'll also find ISI trained Dogs, Snakes and Elephants...

Well a monkey sneaking away a classified file can sure be dangerous...as it can interpret it and send away valuable info to its planters.

PS: Poster dude, u really pissed of some indians on this.. ;-)
 
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Wow..hats off to ISI....I think we should change the topic and say " Hanuman ji turn his back to his followers".
 
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We have heard of james bond but this one calls for

JASOOS THE "BANDAR" 007
 
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Zardari was telling that nOn-state-bandars were involved in this and Pakistan would do all that it can its power to stop this simian Menace :P . Meanwhile, China has raised suspicions that it could be a Hindu Temple Trained monkey owing to a red-something seen near its tails, which turned out to be bleeding tail! ;)
 
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Zardari was telling that nOn-state-bandars were involved in this and Pakistan would do all that it can its power to stop this simian Menace :P . Meanwhile, China has raised suspicions that it could be a Hindu Temple Trained monkey owing to a red-something seen near its tails, which turned out to be bleeding balls! ;)

Come on! You ok? Can you tell us jokes without being disgusting?
 
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It has begun, rise of the planet of the apes.

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Zardari sahab ne Pakistan ko itna bankrupt kar diya ke ab ISI ab itna hi afford kar sakti hai.
 
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so the list now

pigeon the ISI
musharraf the camel
raju the monkey(name changed for security reasons :omghaha:)

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