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ISI rejects Indian claims

29/05/2012

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Staff report.

ISI rejects allegations made by indian media about the agency trying to "hurt" its economy using its Indian wing to direct attacks on high value indian targets. While talking to our reporter the ISI spokesman who did not wish to be named suggested that the agency strongly rejects such claims as we do not want the Indian economy to get hurt. Its "against our interests" he said , when asked how the agent replied , "how can we smuggle weed if Indians have no money to smoke it" or how would they be able to arrest ISI trained camels , dogs and baboons that we infiltrate into India for scaring foreign tourists by pulling their skirts down or sneezing in their face , if they have no money?

"Strong Indian economy" makes perfect sense for ISI as otherwise we won't be able to carryout our business as usual. 59% of our funding comes from selling weed to Indians & they love our brands as well as about 31.8% of our income is generated through selling cheap condoms & sex dolls to huge indian consumer market he said , agency is aware of the situation and has no plans to act against Indian economy.

Published: 1800 GMT.

Reporter can be reached at: useyourbrainmorons@isi.gov.pk
 
Credible information available with Indian intelligence agencies
Like they claimed about four terrorists entered to India
and later Pakistani media slapped them by showing those four innocent people
 
Credible information available with Indian intelligence agencies
Like they claimed about four terrorists entered to India
and later Pakistani media slapped them by showing those four innocent people

What about Osama Bin Laden hiding in Pakistan, and Ahmed Omar Saeed Sheikh(who beheaded Daniel Pearl) who was released from Indian jail, Pakistan's denial of his presence in Pakistan.
 
Intelligence inputs also suggest that the ISI is using Bhatkal brothers, Riyaz and Iqbal, who in turn have directed Yaseen Bhatkal, the India chief of IM, to carry out this operation.

Is Indian intelligence certain that these people don't work in some Shopping Center in Pakistan this time?

Indian intelligence blunder sparks anger in Pakistan, jokes at home - The Washington Post

:D

Maybe Indian Intelligence is confusing Zardari's attempts to destroy the Pakistani economy with some dastardly plan to attack the Indian economy...
 
ISI have failed to derail our growth now we are unstoppable.

But if ISI continue to trying to hurt India, India will retaliate.

The manmohan singh govt. just have over a year and after he is gone for good.

RAW will take charge of the mission.
 
ISI have failed to derail our growth now we are unstoppable.

But if ISI continue to trying to hurt India, India will retaliate.

The manmohan singh govt. just have over a year and after he is gone for good.

RAW will take charge of the mission.

I am so scared. Looks like I will just have to get my rations stored up and go into a cave in Khaplu to avoid the SHupa powa might of RAW!
 
Is there any surprise?

Considering how Indian Growth is slowing and many analysts are downgrading their estimates for Indian economy?

And yea, election times are near as well.


Oh well, Indian wet dreams.
 
Few months back when a member of a gang whcih was involved in fake currency was arrested she was blammed as ISI agent in the very first posts....but as usual no proof was ever provided.

Well one proof is that , PAK bought the same color ink (which indian currency printed on) from the same company saying that , this will be used on PAK passport and those ink never used in PAK passport , and instead used for printed Indian currency,

Forgot that Your Ambassador in Nepal caught with Indian Fake current which he was circulating? Isn't that the enough proof that your ambassador is using fake indian currency.
 
ISI have failed to derail our growth now we are unstoppable.

But if ISI continue to trying to hurt India, India will retaliate.

The manmohan singh govt. just have over a year and after he is gone for good.

RAW will take charge of the mission.

Another spokesman for the Indian government. Dude stop giving yourself such importance - we have more than enough of our own issues to resolve. This level of obsession is truly remarkable.
ISI have NEVER attempted to "derail your growth" - show me the proof.
 
:lol:

Bharatis and their conspiracy theories. These guys are really the top-grade hypocrites you will ever see. Their only rival in that department is American government. What next, ISI trying to get aliens to attack bharat? :lol: What a bunch of paranoid and conspiracy theory minded people.

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If an Indian gets caught eating beef and sent to jail for 7 years, can he blame the ISI and get off scott free?

:rofl:
 
Another spokesman for the Indian government. Dude stop giving yourself such importance - we have more than enough of our own issues to resolve. This level of obsession is truly remarkable.
ISI have NEVER attempted to "derail your growth" - show me the proof.

Ahh bro..... their have been a zillion articles posted in this forum backing this claim. Not agian!!
 
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