Iranian Chill Thread

[rmi5]

@MOHSENAM
Man alaan didam ke engaar shoma man ra dar mored e post e hassani mention karde boudi. man nemidounam ke shoma cheh entezaari az arab ha daari, vali ounhaa az shoma motenaffer hastand. haalaa ageh tamaam e zendegit ra ham beheshoun bedi, baaz ham azat motenaffer hastand. hamashoun ham kheyli vaazeh in ra migand. az oun hasani gerefte ke 100 baar gofte ke az shoma ha motenaffer hast, ta oun felestiniye ke be shoma ha migeh raafezi, va ta oun full moon ke tou hamin iran section goft ke az Iran motenaffer hast, ... haalaa shoma ageh mikhaay khodet ra goul bezani, va begi ke in arab ha intor nistand, ... oun digeh moshkel e khod e shoma hast, aziz. hasani ham hamoun chizhaye typical e hamishegish ra neveshteh digeh.

 

[rmi5]

@Militant Atheist
Typical BS and brain washing of liberal media:
CNN reporter: Israelis are scum
They are ruining USA.

 

[Serpentine]

@SOHEIL, Isn't it fantastic?

That was awesome

 

[Abii]

That was awesome

In what way?

 

[Hakan]

It had been a month since i seen that....

It should still be in your history

unless......

@SOHEIL, Isn't it fantastic?

damn that thing is fast. I used to have cheap remote control airplane but it was nothing compared to that thing.

 

[Abii]

Probably my favorite place in Canada.

 

[New]

That was awesome

damn that thing is fast. I used to have cheap remote control airplane but it was nothing compared to that thing.

Guys did you see the aerodynamics?
That thing was damn stable.

 

[MOHSENAM]

@MOHSENAM
Man alaan didam ke engaar shoma man ra dar mored e post e hassani mention karde boudi. man nemidounam ke shoma cheh entezaari az arab ha daari, vali ounhaa az shoma motenaffer hastand. haalaa ageh tamaam e zendegit ra ham beheshoun bedi, baaz ham azat motenaffer hastand. hamashoun ham kheyli vaazeh in ra migand. az oun hasani gerefte ke 100 baar gofte ke az shoma ha motenaffer hast, ta oun felestiniye ke be shoma ha migeh raafezi, va ta oun full moon ke tou hamin iran section goft ke az Iran motenaffer hast, ... haalaa shoma ageh mikhaay khodet ra goul bezani, va begi ke in arab ha intor nistand, ... oun digeh moshkel e khod e shoma hast, aziz. hasani ham hamoun chizhaye typical e hamishegish ra neveshteh digeh.

pashimun shodam post dadam. merc az pasokhet

 

[SOHEIL]

@SOHEIL, Isn't it fantastic?

@SOHEIL, Isn't it fantastic?

Fantastic ...

 

[Serpentine]

In what way?

That little Qaher flying like that and maneuvering, it was funny and great. That guy had so much free time to make a replica of Qaher and surprisingly, it flied better than many toy air planes.

 

[King Of Persians]

The whole qaher situation should be blamed on the Ahmadinejad and his propaganda crew.
They made a fibre glass plane and claimed it's one the most advanced jets in the world and claimed what they showed was the real deal.
If they unveiled it and said, this is a mockup and the real thing will be made next then believe me, they would not have been laughed at as much.
Even a child can see it's fake.
Even assuming for a second, it will eventually become a real plane, then it's not very useful fighter jet. It will be a low flying ground/ship attack plane. Other than its seemingly stealth characteristic, it has nothing else which would make it a good enough for taking on advance fighters. It will be too slow due to it having one engine and really thick wings, it radar nose is too small to house a decent radar and it's too small to house any meaningful armament. Its top intakes make it very bad for high attack angles etc.

They best thing they could do with it is just use it as a study for a UCAV. As manned plane, it's a joke.
After 35 years, these incompetent apes, are still using the great satan's f-4 and f-5,f-14 and the most they could do is add an extra fin to the f--5 and say it's similar to f-18

If these animals were not in power in Iran, we have so many brains willing to come back to Iran and before you know it, we could become a powerhouse no problem. So many of our good brains just leave Iran and go work abroad. Do you blame them?
Management is a key aspect which a developing country needs and managers in Iran are these Islamists, with them as managers, Iran will go nowhere.

 

[Abii]

That little Qaher flying like that and maneuvering, it was funny and great. That guy had so much free time to make a replica of Qaher and surprisingly, it flied better than many toy air planes.

I realized something about phased array that I forgot to tell you the other day. Apparently it produces a detailed cross-sectional picture of the piece you're inspecting!!!! That's why it's becoming so popular. The multiple beams that get sent by the single transducer produce an image and you can save it for later viewing. Suddenly radiography is no longer the only method where physical proof can be reproduced at any time to prove results and the call made by the technician.

I knew about this, but I doubted it b/c the guy that was telling me this had never even touched a transducer before and I didn't think it would be this awesome. I just went through one of my text books and realized he was right.

PA is really gonna revolutionize things. For now MT/LPI/RT are safe as Phased Array is still expensive. The equipment is costly and the techs have to be retrained. But 20 years from now this is gonna make them all obsolete (fingers crossed). I hate the idea of radiography in the 21st century. It's so stupid.

Edit: come to think of it, even now a lot of companies in my city are moving towards PA. I know a couple that are moving towards PA-UT and expanding by stealing techs from other companies.

The whole qaher situation should be blamed on the Ahmadinejad and his propaganda crew.
They made a fibre glass plane and claimed it's one the most advanced jets in the world and claimed what they showed was the real deal.
If they unveiled it and said, this is a mockup and the real thing will be made next then believe me, they would not have been laughed at as much.
Even a child can see it's fake.
Even assuming for a second, it will eventually become a real plane, then it's not very useful fighter jet. It will be a low flying ground/ship attack plane. Other than its seemingly stealth characteristic, it has nothing else which would make it a good enough for taking on advance fighters. It will be too slow due to it having one engine and really thick wings, it radar nose is too small to house a decent radar and it's too small to house any meaningful armament. Its top intakes make it very bad for high attack angles etc.

They best thing they could do with it is just use it as a study for a UCAV. As manned plane, it's a joke.
After 35 years, these incompetent apes, are still using the great satan's f-4 and f-5,f-14 and the most they could do is add an extra fin to the f--5 and say it's similar to f-18

If these animals were not in power in Iran, we have so many brains willing to come back to Iran and before you know it, we could become a powerhouse no problem. So many of our good brains just leave Iran and go work abroad. Do you blame them?
Management is a key aspect which a developing country needs and managers in Iran are these Islamists, with them as managers, Iran will go nowhere.

That arab Ahmaghidinnerjacket is the biggest idiot to walk the earth. One of the rare people on this planet that actually managed to be dumber and look more stupid than a mullah! When you're dumber than a mullah, you're not worthy of oxygen. Fucker is taking my oxygen as far as I'm concerned.

And even more fucked is how these idiots on this board claim that Iran is working on Qaher! How fucking stupid are some people?

 

[Serpentine]

I realized something about phased array that I forgot to tell you the other day. Apparently it produces a detailed cross-sectional picture of the piece you're inspecting!!!! That's why it's becoming so popular. The multiple beams that get sent by the single transducer produce an image and you can save it for later viewing. Suddenly radiography is no longer the only method where physical proof can be reproduced at any time to prove results and the call made by the technician.

I knew about this, but I doubted it b/c the guy that was telling me this had never even touched a transducer before and I didn't think it would be this awesome. I just went through one of my text books and realized he was right.

PA is really gonna revolutionize things. For now MT/LPI/RT are safe as Phased Array is still expensive. The equipment is costly and the techs have to be retrained. But 20 years from now this is gonna make them all obsolete (fingers crossed). I hate the idea of radiography in the 21st century. It's so stupid.

Edit: come to think of it, even now a lot of companies in my city are moving towards PA. I know a couple that are moving towards PA-UT and expanding by stealing techs from other companies.

This phased array method looks very promising and from picture you provided, it can detect internal faults or cracks much better and I think it's also a faster method. Nothing stays expensive forever, the costs of this method will finally come down to other regular methods and its other great aspect as you said is that images produced from the specimen can be stored to be used later, that's great for studying accidents and cause of them.

 

[New]

تقدیم به همه ی عزیزانی که در این شبهای قدر به دنبال مرثیه ای هستند برای گریستن

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در بخشی از مباحث مدیریتی گذشته از مثلی ژاپنی شروع گفتیم با این مضمون که «قبل از اینکه به فکر چگونه بردن باشی به فکر این باش که چگونه نبازی»؛ در این نوشتار، صورت مسائلی به بحث و نظر می گذاریم تا کسانی که مسؤولیت مدیریتی در هر رده ای را دارند مد نظر قرار دهند:

1- شهری وجود دارد به نام تهران که مدیران کشوری و شهری در آن بدون توجه به امکانات بسیار محدود آب، فاضلاب، برق، امکانات خدماتی و آموزشی شروع به گسترش در سطح و ارتفاع آن کرده اند. برج ها و ساختمان های بلندمرتبه در کوچه های هشت متری شمال شهر احداث شده که علاوه بر جلوگیری از گردش هوا خطرات بالقوه ای هم در زمینه ارائه خدمات شهری از جمله آتش نشانی به وجود آورده است. این امر به اغلب شهرها مانند اصفهان، مشهد، تبریز و ... گسترش پیدا کرده و در آینده معضلات غیرقابل حل زیست محیطی و حتی اجتماعی به وجود خواهد آورد.

2- کشوری وجود دارد به نام ایران که در اکثریت شهرهای آن شبکه جمع آوری، انتقال، تصفیه و بازیافت سراسری فاضلاب وجود ندارد و تمامی فضولات بیمارستانی، پادگانی و خانگی و حتی چربی های رستورانی در چاه های اختصاصی جذبی ریخته می شوند و منابع آبی و خاک را آلوده می کنند و باعث بروز انواع سرطان ها و بیماری های ناشناخته می شوند. در همان حال مسؤولان در بخشی دیگر مجبورند میلیاردها دلار صرف واردات دارو، تجهیزات بیمارستانی ، آموزش کادر و ... پزشکی بنمایند.

3- کشوری وجود دارد به نام ایران که کارخانجات دولتی و شبه دولتی اتومبیل سازی و موتورسیکلت سازی آن با مهندسی معکوس تکنولوژی چهار پنج دهه پیش محصولاتی می سازند که چهار برابر همنوعان خارجی خود سوخت مصرف می کنند . در مورد اتوبوس و کامیون ها، شاید 100برابر مشابه مدرن خارجی مواد مضر به هوا منتشر می کنند (به دلیل نوع گازوئیل مصرفی و موتورهای قدیمی). در همان کشور برای کسانیکه بر اثر همین آلودگی، بیماری های مختلف می گیرند میلیاردها تومان صرف درمان و سرویس های خدماتی می شود.

4- کشوری وجود دارد به نام ایران که در آن برای این که کشاورزی سنتی در آن (آبیاری به روش غرقابی) ادامه حیات دهد، به دلیل خشکسالی، دهها هزار حلقه چاه عمیق زده شده و بهترین و مرغوب ترین منابع زیرزمینی آبی کشور با هزینه سنگین برق و سوخت استخراج می شود تا مثلا در آمارها رقم 15 میلیون تن تولید، ارائه و چند نفر خوشحال شوند. مدیران ارشد توجه نمی کنند که این نوع کشاورزی به چه قیمت بسیار بالایی تمام می شود.

چند سال بعد موقعی که منابع آبی به دلیل ادامه خشکسالی و تغییرات آب و هوایی کره زمین تمام شد، آنگاه به یاد می آوریم که مثلا کشور ژاپن از سالها قبل کشت کارخانه ای و صنعتی برنج را بدون نیاز به خاک و آب زیاد آغاز کرده است.

5- کشوری وجود دارد که برای اینکه جوانانش پس از هجده سالگی گرفتار مشکل بیکاری نشوند، با تاسیس مرکزی به نام دانشگاه که هر روز هم به تعدادشان افزوده می شود، آنان را حتی بدون کنکور وارد آن مکان می کند و دو یا چهار سال بعد با دادن مدرک راهی جامعه می نماید. فرق چندانی هم نمی کند که چه رشته ای بخوانند، مثلا در کشوری که صنایع نساجی آن بسیار محدود و ورشکسته است، شما سالیانه با صدها فارغ التحصیل مدرک دار نساجی مواجه می شوید. این یعنی عدم توجه به توسعه همه جانبه و اتلاف منابع.

6-در کشوری سازمانی وجود دارد به نام استاندارد که به دلیل کمبود نیروی واقعا تخصصی (منظور پرسنل مدرک دار نیست که به خاطر تولید انبوه مدرک مهندسی و دکتری توسط دکان هائی موسوم به دانشگاه، خیلی مدرک دار شده اند)، هنوز آرم آن روی محصولات معیوب حک می شود .

7- در کشوری هستیم که هر اتوبان یا خیابانی که آسفالت می کنند یا محوطه سازی می نمایند حداکثر دو سال بعد باید بازسازی شود، در صورتی که عمر متوسط اسفالت جاده ها و اتوبان ها حداقل ده سال باید باشد. شاهد، همین اتوبان زنجان ـ تبریز، یا همین محوطه های پیاده روی خیابان ولیعصر تهران یا جمهوری است که با هزینه های سرسام آور و با کیفیت پایین و عدم کنترل کیفیت به هر دلیل دچار نواقص آشکار است.

8- در کشوری هستیم که به دلیل استفاده از آزبست در صنایع لنت ترمزسازی و هچنین کیفیت پایین بنزین و گازوئیل و خودروهای متعلق به نیم قرن پیش (البته در ایران یک استثنایی وجود دارد که بالارفتن مدل فقط در سال تولیدش روی کاغذ حک می شود و گرنه خودروی مدل 1393 با 1383 هیچ تفاوت ماهوی ندارد و فقط تمیز است!) بیشترین آمار بیماران مبتلا به سرطان و ام اس را داریم و میلیاردها تومان بابت درمان آنها هزینه می شود.

آن چه در بندهای فوق آمد، تنها مکشتی نمونه خروار است که ما در در چرخه باخت مکرر قرار می دهد و حال آن که می توان با برخی اصلاحات، از هزینه های هنگفت بعدی معاف بود و به جای رفع و رجوع باخت ها ، ابتدا به نباختن و بعد به پیروزی و پیشرفت اندیشید.

باور کنیم زیاد سخت نیست که نبازیم. فقط کافیست به جای تفکر جزیره ای و منطقه ای، تفکر ملی و جهانی و سیستمی داشته باشیم و کسانیکه در پست های بالای مدیریتی قرار می گیرند حتما از تحصیل کردگان باسواد و باتجربه و جهان دیده و علاقمند به آینده ایران و جهان باشند.
«قبل از اینکه به فکر چگونه بردن باشی به فکر این باش که چگونه نبازی» ؛ این حکایت امروز ماست.
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[haman10]

al hassani ru bannidam

Saudis spreading MERS by kissing Camels!

khodemam albate ye strike gereftam vali arzeshesho dasht

oofey .....