Iranian Chill Thread

[haman10]

"Vase khodet cook bokoni "

Doost aziz ma ke midoonim ta 2 sal pish kaf khiaboon haye tehran boodi

Dast az sare kachal mellat bar dar

 

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man az aadam e cholman va aavizoun badam miyaad. mardi ham ke natouneh kaar haye mokhtalef, mesle hamin ashpazi, va laundry, ... ra khodesh anjaam bede, va bekhaad ke aavizoun e zanhaa basheh, be dard e laaye jerz ham nemikhoreh. ettefaaghan inke shoma mitouni baraaye khodet cook bekoni, kheyli khoub hast. albatteh man fekr mikardam ke zan daari, vali ageh yek rouz ham zan begiri, baaz zanet abzaar e feshaaresh rout kam misheh

@rmi5 jan shoma be onvane yek javane irani vazife dari in ettelaate va tajrobiate arzandeye khodeto ba nojavoon haye toye in site share koni
In nojavoona hanooz poshte labeshoon sabz nashode tripe eshgho asheghi var midaran
hamin mishe ke amare talagh tooye tehran shode 1:3
akhe farzandane man @haman10 @S00R3NA , @others ,..... age be nazaretoon ma pir shodimo dorane ma gozashte haddeaghal be harfe @rmi5 goosh konid oon ke dige ba shoma taghriban hamsene

 

[haman10]

pesaram be khatere hava va havas tradition khanevadegi ro nabood nakon

vala chi begam

hava va havas cheshm ma ru baste dadash

Was just watching "non stop 2014"
What the hell is wrong with these Americans?
Are these guys suffering from inferiority complex?
It seems they just need to represent themselves as a super duper jimbo jumbo in every movie?
Oh Jesus Christ

look brother , imagine what happens to u when u attack afghanistan , iraq and libya some other weak countries in the past 20 years . imagine attacking defenseless vietnam .

what happens to u ?

well i get my ego bloated , what abt u ?

@mohsen , didam onlini .... boro khodeto siah kon :|

 

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look brother , imagine what happens to u when u attack afghanistan , iraq and libya some other weak countries in the past 20 years . imagine attacking defenseless vietnam .
what happens to u ?
well i get my ego bloated , what abt u ?

Well egos bloated or not, they definitely need some mental treatment,
Previously, they were busy defusing terrorist plots, then due to not sufficiency in the level of terrorists danger, they got busy saving the world from aliens invasion, now it seems aliens are not also sufficient and in the new era Americans are plotting some super duper terroristic plot and like ever this is the Americans whom are honored to save us all again WTH.

 

[rmi5]

@rmi5 jan shoma be onvane yek javane irani vazife dari in ettelaate va tajrobiate arzandeye khodeto ba nojavoon haye toye in site share koni
In nojavoona hanooz poshte labeshoon sabz nashode tripe eshgho asheghi var midaran
hamin mishe ke amare talagh tooye tehran shode 1:3
akhe farzandane man @haman10 @S00R3NA , @others ,..... age be nazaretoon ma pir shodimo dorane ma gozashte haddeaghal be harfe @rmi5 goosh konid oon ke dige ba shoma taghriban hamsene

Tajrobiyaat dar che zamine i?
Har kaari ra aadam ta khodesh shorou' be anjam daadan va tajrobeh kardan nakone, yaad nemigireh. Az shoghl gerefte, ta raanandegi, dars khoundan, ashpazi, ... va hamin tor mokh zadan aadam faghat nabaayad betarse va kaar ra anjaam bede. age chand bar ham gand zad, iraadi nadaareh. in be nazar e man, mohem tarin tip hast
vali jeddi chera hanouz azab oghli moundi? ya'ni doust dokhtari chizi ham nadaari? injouri ke nesf e omret be fanaast

 

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vali jeddi chera hanouz azab oghli moundi? ya'ni doust dokhtari chizi ham nadaari? injouri ke nesf e omret be fanaast

osoolan ke tamame omremoon bar fanast
but this topic is not discussionable here.

 

[rmi5]

but this topic is not discussionable here.

Why? Do you wanna remain Azab oghli(Dast be khaayeh) for rest of your life?
Dude, you have a good job and are intelligent and rich. You should even normally have threesomes, not be a Dast be mohreh

 

[The SiLent crY]

@rmi5 jan shoma be onvane yek javane irani vazife dari in ettelaate va tajrobiate arzandeye khodeto ba nojavoon haye toye in site share koni
In nojavoona hanooz poshte labeshoon sabz nashode tripe eshgho asheghi var midaran
hamin mishe ke amare talagh tooye tehran shode 1:3
akhe farzandane man @haman10 @S00R3NA , @others ,..... age be nazaretoon ma pir shodimo dorane ma gozashte haddeaghal be harfe @rmi5 goosh konid oon ke dige ba shoma taghriban hamsene

باشه بابا بزرگ

 

[mohsen]

khoda rahmat kone

mage nemigi mojaradi eshghe ? khob boro eshgh kon dige

hajji darim hamamoon mipokim man zan mikhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam

@mohsen va @Ostad gharar bood baram zan begiran .

mohsen ke nistesh ye chand vaghte , ostad ham ke rafte sar poroje nemidoonam chi chi

tanha oomidam be khodast

بچه ایقد نق نزن جیگرمو خون کردی گفتم که باید با بابات صحبت کنی!

من فعلا شیراز نیستم و با موبایلم و اینترنت ایرانسل که از صد تا فحش بدتره کانکت میشم البته اون وقتایی که کانکت میشه

 

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threesomes

WTH?
This forum has become kinda inappropriate for a pure guy like me.

 

[rmi5]

WTH?
This forum has become kinda inappropriate for a pure guy like me.

Pure? manzouret innocent hast?
Are, arvaah e khikket ke che ghadr ham innocent hasti.
BTW, kaar e khoubi kardi ke usernamet ra avaz kardi. Usernamet bishtar dar sath e houshi ye h****, va mohsen boudesh ta khodet. Vaght kardi, yek dast ham be oun avataret ham bekesh. yek 10 saal hast ke hamin moundeh

 

[Abii]

WTH?
This forum has become kinda inappropriate for a pure guy like me.

Horny people have the most impure minds in the world lol

But seriously, if you look at Google analytics and see what people in Islamic countries search for, different genres of **** are always top 10 or top 3, from animal **** to gay sec to etc...

 

[Militant Atheist]

I'm tired as ****! What a fucked up day it was!

 

[Abii]

Pure? manzouret innocent hast?
Are, arvaah e khikket ke che ghadr ham innocent hasti.
BTW, kaar e khoubi kardi ke usernamet ra avaz kardi. Usernamet bishtar dar sath e houshi ye h****, va mohsen boudesh ta khodet. Vaght kardi, yek dast ham be oun avataret ham bekesh. yek 10 saal hast ke hamin moundeh

Are baba. Chi bood in Islam bayad pirooz shavad loooooool

Har vaght esmesho mididam yade filmaye mazhabi ke to Iran neshoon midadan mioftadam.

I'm tired as ****! What a fucked up day it was!

Stop being a tease, spit it out.

LOL, are, hamshahrit hastesh

lol moteasefane

ozgal tarineshoon hamshahri az ab dar oomad.

 

[Militant Atheist]

Stop being a tease, spit it out.

I had a meeting with some high ranking people in the company, I had to go to some other location, not the current place that I'm going to work to, so I got excited and went there 3 hours ahead of the meeting time and then I had to hide myself in the surrounding buildings in order not to be seen (it's just bad to be seen 3 hours ahead of a meeting!) and then the time comes and I had to meet them, I just want to know how I did.

It was a fucked up situation overall, I forgot to say that I nearly got all wet because of the fucking rain.