Iranian Chill Thread

[New]

belakhareh, in dars ha ke sakht misheh, az yek jaayi in sakhtish mizaneh biroun digeh kasi ke yek reshteh ye sakhti mesl e bargh ra mikhouneh, hatman ye takhtash ye jaayi kam boudeh, haalaa kodoum takhtash digeh ma'loum nist.
@New am I wrong?

Sure, you are not wrong.
But we can't put all the blame on that, cause I have passed those days of (terme 5,6 ) by far more than a decade and half now.
amma khodaeesh bargh osoolan ba reshte haye digeye mohandesi ghabele moghayeseh nist.

 

[Daneshmand]

You guys get ready. A new cure is coming

You will all be cured. Even @New will be cured: Brookings Institute: Preventing nuclear Iran by Lobotomizing all Iranians

All of Iran's problems will be solved forever.

 

[haman10]

khodesh zaboon dare 1.5 metr

Kar dashtam alan bargashtam , taze bezar javabam moonde :

literate

akharin bari ke bahs elmi boode bashe tooye een forum yadam nemiad . akharin bari ham ke tooye bahs elmi shekast khorde basham (che inja che biroon az inja ) yadam nemiad . kolan man adame humble ie hastam vali azizam hala hala ha moonde vase shoma ....

i love challenges mate BTW . if you're up for it

So yeah i am not exactly polite when it comes to terrorists , true . i am not loved by them , true . but please ! don't start me on literacy

@Daneshmand @ResurgentIran @The Last of us shoma ha ham hame illiterate hastid ha

lol, chi migi mash haman
boro agha boro

khodet midooni chi migam azize del

man jaye shoma miboodam ye account dige dorost mikardam vase mood swing ham

injoori yekam zayas

ye do rooz mehmoone maee

2 rooz mehmoon boodan va azade boodan behtar az yek mehmoon hamishegi hastesh ke joraat sohbat kardan nadarre

mard bash lotfan va tooye oun thread harfeto bezan . mesle baghie

ba thank zadan post terrorist ha chizi ru sabet nemikoni

 

[kollang]

Sure, you are not wrong.
But we can't put all the blame on that, cause I have passed those days of (terme 5,6 ) by far more than a decade and half now.
amma khodaeesh bargh osoolan ba reshte haye digeye mohandesi ghabele moghayeseh nist.

Agha jan, mano @rmi5 darim mohtaramane behet migim ke rad dadi, azizam.

 

[haman10]

Agha jan, mano @rmi5 darim mohtaramane behet migim ke rad dadi, azizam.

manam hamino migam vala

shayadam moshkel az daneshgaheshoone

Baaz 100 rahmat be sharif

 

[New]

Kar dashtam alan bargashtam , taze bezar javabam moonde :



akharin bari ke bahs elmi boode bashe tooye een forum yadam nemiad . akharin bari ham ke tooye bahs elmi shekast khorde basham (che inja che biroon az inja ) yadam nemiad . kolan man adame humble ie hastam vali azizam hala hala ha moonde vase shoma ....

i love challenges mate BTW . if you're up for it

So yeah i am not exactly polite when it comes to terrorists , true . i am not loved by them , true . but please ! don't start me on literacy

@Daneshmand @ResurgentIran @The Last of us shoma ha ham hame illiterate hastid ha


khodet midooni chi migam azize del

man jaye shoma miboodam ye account dige dorost mikardam vase mood swing ham

injoori yekam zayas


2 rooz mehmoon boodan va azade boodan behtar az yek mehmoon hamishegi hastesh ke joraat sohbat kardan nadarre
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mard bash lotfan va tooye oun thread harfeto bezan . mesle baghie

ba thank zadan post terrorist ha chizi ru sabet nemikoni

khoda begam chikaret kone hami,
I can't stop laughing at the moment and my wife is starting to get curious about what's so laughable here, and who can explain her the whole situation?

man jaye shoma miboodam ye account dige dorost mikardam vase mood swing ham

baw, khob manam ke ye account dige dorost kardam ke, baw
this one is new.

2 rooz mehmoon boodan va azade boodan behtar az yek mehmoon hamishegi hastesh ke joraat sohbat kardan nadarre

That's where the differences arise.
be har hal manam az strategy shoma hemayat mikonam, haman joon
faghat farda dige nabinam ban nashode bashia.

mard bash lotfan va tooye oun thread harfeto bezan . mesle baghie

ba thank zadan post terrorist ha chizi ru sabet nemikoni

Who's terrorist and who's not, that's the question.

 

[rmi5]

Agha jan, mano @rmi5 darim mohtaramane behet migim ke rad dadi, azizam.

@New @kollang @haman10
Aghaayoun, lotfan ba ham ye kouchoulou mehraboun baashid

@New ghaziyeh injaast ke ma che yek seri chizha ra khoshmoun biyaad, va che khoshemoun nayaad, majority ye jaame'e i ke toush zendegi mikonim, oun ha ra ta'yin mikoneh. hokoumat va afraadesh ham az merrikh nayoumadand aziz va az hamin mardom hastand, taaze yek negaah be cabinet ke bendaazi, kheyli hashoun az tahsil kardeh haye gharb ham hastand!!! Haalaa ya ma baayad biyaaym va jeloye kol e system(hokoumat, mardom, ...) vaaystim ke man be shoma etminaan midam joz hazineh baraaye khodemoun va mamlekat nist, ya inke sa'y konim oun chiz hayi ke khoshemoun nemiyaad ra, kam kam be vasileh ye educate kardan e mellat va hokoumat, bar taraf konim. Ghor zadan ham faayede i nadaareh, in mamlekat already 80 million ghor bezan daareh, chizi ke nadaareh, aadam e paay e kaar hast.

PS. Educate kardan doroste ke sakhteh, vali javaab mideh. khod e man, yek saal va khorde i pish, khodam ra jer midaadam ke begam in islamic brotherhood va hemaayat az felestini va pakestani va ... naf'i baraaye ma nadaareh, va oun moghe' man(va amsaal e man) to aghaliyat e mahz boudam, vali haalaa ke mellat aagaah tar shodan va in ghazaaye yaman va hamas va ... ra didand, haalaa ghaaleb e mardom va hamin member haye Irani ye inja kaamel be mozou' aagaah shodand. Ba'zi chiz ha, vaght va hosele, va tajrobeh kardan mikhaad.

 

[New]

Agha jan, mano @rmi5 darim mohtaramane behet migim ke rad dadi, azizam.

kolang jan pesaram bezar terme 2 karshenasit tamoom beshe baad, man nemidoonam in nasle javoon dare be kodom samt mire, baba ma pishkesvate shoma mahsoob mishim, ehteram bezar pesaram

@New ghaziyeh injaast ke ma che yek seri chizha ra khoshmoun biyaad, va che khoshemoun nayaad, majority ye jaame'e i ke toush zendegi mikonim, oun ha ra ta'yin mikoneh. hokoumat va afraadesh ham az merrikh nayoumadand aziz va az hamin mardom hastand, taaze yek negaah be cabinet ke bendaazi, kheyli hashoun az tahsil kardeh haye gharb ham hastand!!! Haalaa ya ma baayad biyaaym va jeloye kol e system(hokoumat, mardom, ...) vaaystim ke man be shoma etminaan midam joz hazineh baraaye khodemoun va mamlekat nist, ya inke sa'y konim oun chiz hayi ke khoshemoun nemiyaad ra, kam kam be vasileh ye educate kardan e mellat va hokoumat, bar taraf konim. Ghor zadan ham faayede i nadaareh, in mamlekat already 80 million ghor bezan daareh, chizi ke nadaareh, aadam e paay e kaar hast.

lol man nemidoonam chera majara yedafe jenaee shod?
in jok ro shenidi?
taraf az sakhtemoon 5 tabaghe miofte bad mellat mian balaye saresh yeki soal mikone che khabare?
taraf boland mishe mige valla manam taze residam nemidoonam.
man didam haman oomade az safar, dashtam khodamo amade mikardam ye pelakard bezanam, ke bazgashte ghoroor angiz shoma ro tabrik migam, yehoo haman ye kard vardashte maro khat khati mikone ke new khoshhal nist az bazgashte ma
dar zemn rmi jan darmani ke shoma ham pishnahad midid baeed midoonam javabgoo bashe, now try mine, open the garbage can, put your nationalism there and close it.
everything solved #

 

[haman10]

I can't stop laughing at the moment

if you can't stop laughing at that , i wonder what your reaction is when you watch a chalie movie

don't do that bro , surgeons are busy in Iran

JK mate

Who's terrorist and who's not, that's the question.

Thats the question of being awake or being awake .

the former one is pretending to be sleep .

 

[kollang]

kolang jan pesaram bezar terme 2 karshenasit tamoom beshe baad, man nemidoonam in nasle javoon dare be kodom samt mire, baba ma pishkesvate shoma mahsoob mishim, ehteram bezar pesaram

Babaeeee, mohtaramane tar az in nemishod vaze felit ro tosif kard.azizam manzure badi nadaram vali sho'ur o shakhsiate ensan hich rabti be tahsilat nadare.va hatta age ham dasht baaz afrade dige i hastand az sharif (serpi o rmi) va haman ke tu in mored az shoma sar taran.in khodshiftegi ro bezar kenar, azizam.

 

[New]

the former one is pretending to be sleep .

Who's pretending to be asleep and who's not. that's though another question.
JK

 

[Daneshmand]

@Daneshmand @ResurgentIran @The Last of us shoma ha ham hame illiterate hastid ha

Albateh man ede'ai nadaram.

With due respect for all:

 

[New]

va hatta age ham dasht baaz afrade dige i hastand az sharif (serpi o rmi).

I know you are just trying to violate my firm red lines here, but I'm not gonna fall for that trap man.
I know you are just kidding man.

 

[rmi5]

kolang jan pesaram bezar terme 2 karshenasit tamoom beshe baad, man nemidoonam in nasle javoon dare be kodom samt mire, baba ma pishkesvate shoma mahsoob mishim, ehteram bezar pesaram


lol man nemidoonam chera majara yedafe jenaee shod?
in jok ro shenidi?
taraf az sakhtemoon 5 tabaghe miofte bad mellat mian balaye saresh yeki soal mikone che khabare?
taraf boland mishe mige valla manam taze residam nemidoonam.
man didam haman oomade az safar, dashtam khodamo amade mikardam ye pelakard bezanam, ke bazgashte ghoroor angiz shoma ro tabrik migam, yehoo haman ye kard vardashte maro khat khati mikone ke new khoshhal nist az bazgashte ma
dar zemn rmi jan darmani ke shoma ham pishnahad midid baeed midoonam javabgoo bashe, now try mine, open the garbage can, put your nationalism there and close it.
everything solved #

Bahs e @kollang va @haman10 marbout be mohtavaaye kolli post haye akhir e shomast, na yek post e be khosous, vali bahs e man ba shoma, chiz e digeh i hast.
bahs e man nationalism nist. nationalism ettefaaghan chiz e khatarnaaki hast bar khalaaf e esm e mosbati ke beyn e mardom dar kardeh. mohem in hast ke ageh keshvaret, va mardomet ra doust daari, sa'y koni ke masaa'el ra be tarighi ke kam tarin hazineh va bish tarin faayedeh ra dashteh basheh, behboud bedi.
aziz jan, in harf e shoma mesle in mimouneh ke aadam vasat e kavir baasheh, va bekhaad khodesh ra be yek aabaadi beresouneh. man be shoma migam piyaadeh az in samt boro, shoma migi na nemesheh va dooreh, vali point injast ke raah e digeh i vojoud nadaareh!!! Dig e jaame'e hamisheh dir be joush miyaad(zarfiyat garmaayish baalaast ) vali hamisheh aakharesh yek rouzi jaame'e momkeneh ke eshtebaahaatesh ra befahmeh va eslaaheshoun bekoneh. be ghol e soheil, baayad hamisheh sabr kard, sabr ... ageh aadam sabr nadaashteh baasheh, aadam frustrated misheh, va az mardom va keshvarsh motenaffer misheh, va beheshoun fohsh mideh, vali in bi faayedeh hast ...

Babaeeee, mohtaramane tar az in nemishod vaze felit ro tosif kard.azizam manzure badi nadaram vali sho'ur o shakhsiate ensan hich rabti be tahsilat nadare.va hatta age ham dasht baaz afrade dige i hastand az sharif (serpi o rmi) va haman ke tu in mored az shoma sar taran.in khodshiftegi ro bezar kenar, azizam.

I know you are just trying to violate my firm red lines here, but I'm not gonna fall for that trap man.
I know you are just kidding man.

Azizan mehraboun baashid digeh ...

 

[haman10]

Azizan mehraboun baashid digeh ...

mehraboonim balam jan

inam vase shoma @New

boro badkonak bazi