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pas intoriye.
man sarbazim 4 sal pish shoru shode va baad amouzesh raftam daneshgah
az ye taraf siyasateh dorostieh houded 90% nirohayeh padeganeh ma balaye fog diploman, ama az taraf dighe taraf 4 sal dars khondeh hala misheh grouhban 1. 4 darajeh kahesh? man ba khodam migoftam arshadeh asayeshgah ya farmadehe dasteh ro rahat behem midan ama baad az didaneh vaziat shak daram.

من فوق لیسانس میشناختم که 1 سال هم دانشجوی دکترا بود کارش تو پادگان این بود که دم در وایسته کارت ببینه حالا حساب کن بقیه رو خودت دیگه.

salam , na .

man akhare tahsil 18 mah miram bimarestan vase dolat kar mikonam , sarbazi nemiram .

تو سربازی دکتر جماعت حتی اگر در حد لیسانس روانشناسی باشن راحت خدمت میکنند ولی ما بقیه رشته ها بر اساس نیاز تقسیم می شن یعنی اگر منی که رشتم الکترونیک هست روز معرفیم روزی باشه که نیرو دژبان بخوان میشم دژبان ... کسی نمیاد بگه رشته بنده خدا الکترونیک 4 سال درس خونده یه جا ازش استفاده کنیم که مفید فایده باشه و مرتبط با رشتش :tsk:
 
If U.S. declares war !


LOL...bruh, the entire purpose of weapon systems is to deter an enemy of declaring war.

Whats the use of your ICBM if it fails to avoid destruction of your country?

ICBMs need testing, trial, and long-procedure before they are mass produced.

If U.S declares war on Iran, Iran won't have enough time to deploy this weapon...let alone use it.

So we never see, do they have ball to declare?

They definitely have the military capacity though
 
LOL...bruh, the entire purpose of weapon systems is to deter an enemy of declaring war.

LOL ... you don't think it's already happened !?

ICBMs need testing, trial, and long-procedure before they are mass produced.

Already tested ... & enough in numbers !

If U.S declares war on Iran, Iran won't have enough time to deploy this weapon...let alone use it.

Qaem * ICBM is fully automated & ready for fast reaction !

For example qaem 6 is the fastest solid fuel system which designed especially for occupied lands !

They are resting on so many mobile launchers inside silos !

They definitely have the military capacity though

If Iran starts to show off you will understand the reason of united state's disability to attack Iran !

:)

So we never see, do they have ball to declare?

Maybe !

You don't remember George Bush !?
 
@SOHEIL how did Iran evade detection of their ICBM tests?

Nobody wants to report !

They are only talking about absolute shahab-3 missiles !

What do you think ?

USA threating Iran for a long time !

only threats !!! :lol:

If you know enough about the missiles , you will understand such a slow liquid fuel missile is not a cause of concern in 21 century !

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Nobody wants to report !

They are only talking about absolute shahab-3 missiles !

What do you think ?

USA threating Iran for a long time !

only threats !!! :lol:

If you know enough about the missiles , you will understand such a slow liquid fuel missile is not a cause of concern in 21 century !

Iran-test-fires-Shahab3-missile.jpg

Why not IRAN gives SCUDs and older missiles to HAMAS.
 
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من قبلا که از یوتیوب خیلی دانلود می کردم پولی می گرفتم ولی این روزا فقط صفحه باز می کنم و کم پیش میاد چیزی دانلود کنم .

ممنون

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سلام .

@Ostad

تا چند قت بعد از فارغ التحصیل شدن برای خدمت وقت داریم ؟

من هنوز تصمیم نگرفتم ارشد بخونم یا نه و میخوام ببینم کنکور سال بعد میتونم شرکت کنم یا مشمول میشم .
 
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Selena Gomez Says Bieber Has ‘Tiny, Weird Penis’
Apr 09, 2013


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Actress Selena Gomez said today that ex-boyfriend Justin Bieber has a "ridiculously small" penis.

In an interview with E! Entertainment News outside a charity event in New York, Gomez explained how the tween sex idol is under-equipped for the job.

"We're here with Selena Gomez," started the reporter. "Wow Selena, you look amazing tonight! I bet that's the kind of outfit that would just drive Justin Bieber wild when you were together huh?"

"I dunno ... It's hard to tell when Justin's excited because his dick is so small," Gomez answered.

"Sometimes I would try to initiate sex by doing a strip-tease for him. And I couldn't tell if he was horny or not. It changes like 2 millimeters from flaccid to fully erect."

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The E! reporter, realizing she had an opportunity to make headlines, decided to goad Gomez into further disparaging Bieber.

"How small are we talking?" she asked. "Smaller than an average-sized cucumber?"

"Honestly, I've seen pieces of penne pasta bigger than Justin Bieber's cock," Gomez replied, "and the pasta's usually stiffer too.

"I find it hilarious that there are all these millions of girls who dream about dating Justin Bieber and think that he's like some sort of sex god.

"Ladies, unless you're an Asian midget with a correspondingly miniature vagina - he won't be able to satisfy you. Sorry.

"And don't even get me started on the weird shape. His dick bends so much, it looks like someone attached the letter L to his crotch.

"You know those breakfast cereals with pieces shaped like letters of the alphabet? That's exactly what Justin Bieber's penis looks like. A minature L from an Alpha-Bits cereal box."

Selena Gomez is an actress best known for her work on the Disney series Wizards of Waverly Place and the recent Harmony Korine filmSpring Breakers. This week she released a single from her forthcoming debut record album.

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من قبلا که از یوتیوب خیلی دانلود می کردم پولی می گرفتم ولی این روزا فقط صفحه باز می کنم و کم پیش میاد چیزی دانلود کنم .

ممنون

_________________
سلام .

@Ostad

تا چند قت بعد از فارغ التحصیل شدن برای خدمت وقت داریم ؟

من هنوز تصمیم نگرفتم ارشد بخونم یا نه و میخوام ببینم کنکور سال بعد میتونم شرکت کنم یا مشمول میشم .
قوانین رو عوض کردن تا اونجایی که من میدونم برای کاردانی و کارشناسی ناپیوسته هر کدوم 2.5 سال و برای کارشناسی پیوسته 5 سال در نظر میگیرند
برای اطمینان میتونید از دانشگاه محل تحصیلتون بپرسید یا کلا مدرک معافیت تحصیلی تون رو درخواست کنید(برای کپی کردن،کپی مدرک هم معتبره).
ولی در کل اگه پشت کنکور نمونده باشین فک کنم میشه
 
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Qaem * ICBM is fully automated & ready for fast reaction !

For example qaem 6 is the fastest solid fuel system which designed especially for occupied lands !

They are resting on so many mobile launchers inside silos !
ه گزارش خبرنگار علمی ایرنا، دکتر ˈفتح ا... امیˈ شامگاه سه شنبه در مراسم بزرگداشت شهید تهرانی مقدم که در دانشگاه صنعتی شریف برگزار شد، افزود: شهید تهرانی مقدم موشک ماهواره بر قائم را به گونه ای طراحی کرد که بنا بود در چهار مرحله 500 کیلوگرم بار مفید را در مدار 250 کیلومتری زمین قرار داده و به اوج 400 کیلومتر برساند.

soheil jan .2 nokte
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nemitoone mobile launcher daashte bashe kolle moshak be hamrahe marhaleye avale 20 metrish (be gofteye masoolin ) mitoone 400 500 kilo ro dar Leo gharar bede .agar be gofteye shoma 3 marhaleye akhar ICBM bashe bordesh aslan be amrica nemirese be hich vajh .age bekhaan bordesh be amrica berese majbooran az motore avale 20 metri ham estefade konand ta bordi hodoode 10 ta 11 hezar kilometers daashte bashe ( tavanaayiye mooshaki ke 400 kilo dar leo gharar bede barabar ba ICBM ba range 10 hezar kilometers hast ). dar in soorat toole kole mooshak beyne 38 ta 45 metr mishe (ba tavajoh be 4 stage boodan ) va faghat mitoone silo partaab baashe .

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dar zemn .. teste zamini kaafi nist va dar soorate test parvazi amrica az tarighe satellite 100% motevajeh mishe . indar sooratiye ke hanoz partaabe mahvare ham nadashte va be nazar miad under development hast sharayetesh . (shayad teste zamini shode bashe faghat )

sorry for off topic
 
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USA is scared for Israel, not her own safety. Only Russia has the courage to bombard USA. Bombing mainland US with missiles or nukes means every last man of the attacking country will be dead, and this is not an exaggeration.
 

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