Iranian Chill Thread

[Daneshmand]

aziz shoma az talash va pool jam kardan harf mizani vali vageiat ineh ke Azarihayi boudan ke jouneshoun ro sareh in mozou dadan.
shoma miduni chera tarikhe tasis daneshgahe Tabriz 1326 geyd shodeh dar sorati ke 1325 hastesh?az google ham mitunid estefadeh bokonid.

Albateh kheili bigonah dar tool e tarikh iran koshteh shodeh. Dar in shaki nist. Che doran safavi, cheh doran qajar, cheh doran moqolha va cheh hala. Vali gozashteha ro bezarim yekam kenar va darbareh emrooz sohbat konim.

Aya emrooz, ageh bar farz mesal man Azari basham va beram komak mardomi jam konam va class dars Azari bezaram faqat barai yadgiri na siasi bazi, mano mikoshan? Ageh injoorieh keh man bashoma hastam. Choonkeh in zolmeh. Ageh injoori nist, pas masaleh chieh? Agar masaleh ineh keh Azari beh onvan zaban melli dar qanoon asasi sabt besheh, pas ba 80 zaban digar Iran ma chikar konim? Onha ro ham melli konim va avalin keshvar e 80 zabaneh donya beshim?

Man vaqe'an mota'asefam. Donya dareh beh tarafeh Speech Recognition, Speech Synthesis va Real Time Digital Translation harekat mikooneh, ma to chish mondim. Azari-hai aziz jozveh pooldartarin mardomeh Iran hastan. Bazar ham keh dasteshooneh. Aya hamin pooldarhai Azari Bazar e Tehran, nemitoonan ye vaqfi, ye komaki, ye mablaqi roo beh hamin Daneshgah Tabriz (ba hamoon tarikh 1325, aslan man migam Tabriz az 500BC daneshgah dashteh va Azari ham boodeh), bedan keh in daneshgah royeh Digital Speech Recognition va Digital Speech Synthesis zaban Azari tahqiq koneh?

To qarb hamin pooldarha hastan keh injoor karha roo mikonan. Beh khoda qasam. Ba cheshmai khodemoon didim.

Aya agar yeh 5 ta, 10 ta ya 20 ta az hamin pooldarhai Bazar Tehran keh kol Eqtesad Iran doresh micharkheh jam beshan, sadaqeh hamoon zabaneshoon ro bedan va chinin kari bokonan, ina koshteh mishan beh nazar shoma?

Az shoma man yek sawal mikonam. Fekr kon man va chand ta az dostanam Azari hastim va tazeh az Daneshgah mohandesi Software o gereftim. Ageh man beram pish e chand ta pooldar Azari, aya behemon Seed Money midan keh man yek software amozeshi barai zaban Azari dorost konam? Aya man dar in rah koshteh khaham shod?

 

[Ostad]

Albateh kheili bigonah dar tool e tarikh iran koshteh shodeh. Dar in shaki nist. Che doran safavi, cheh doran qajar, cheh doran moqolha va cheh hala. Vali gozashteha ro bezarim yekam kenar va darbareh emrooz sohbat konim.

che rabti dasht, shoma 3ta hokomat mesal zadi 3 tashoun ham turk boudan baad koshteshe shodan bigonah ha ro zekr kardi, dar sorati ke aslan bahse ma sare mouzue moaser boud. hesi ke in gesmat postet elga mikoneh ta hadeh ziadi bayangareh tarzeh fekreh shomast.

Aya emrooz, ageh bar farz mesal man Azari basham va beram komak mardomi jam konam va class dars Azari bezaram faqat barai yadgiri na siasi bazi, mano mikoshan? Ageh injoorieh keh man bashoma hastam. Choonkeh in zolmeh. Ageh injoori nist, pas masaleh chieh? Agar masaleh ineh keh Azari beh onvan zaban melli dar qanoon asasi sabt besheh, pas ba 80 zaban digar Iran ma chikar konim? Onha ro ham melli konim va avalin keshvar e 80 zabaneh donya beshim?

koshtan na vali zendan ro miri haddaghal baad az ye modati. zabaneh melli??? shoma haleton khobe?

Man vaqe'an mota'asefam. Donya dareh beh tarafeh Speech Recognition, Speech Synthesis va Real Time Digital Translation harekat mikooneh, ma to chish mondim

pas mitunam beporsam chera keshvarhaye garbi etefagan pishrafteh tarineshoun chand zabane hastan.? shoma aghe khasti mituni az Parsi shoru bokoni.

. Azari-hai aziz jozveh pooldartarin mardomeh Iran hastan. Bazar ham keh dasteshooneh. Aya hamin pooldarhai Azari Bazar e Tehran, nemitoonan ye vaqfi, ye komaki, ye mablaqi roo beh hamin Daneshgah Tabriz (ba hamoon tarikh 1325, aslan man migam Tabriz az 500BC daneshgah dashteh va Azari ham boodeh), bedan keh in daneshgah royeh Digital Speech Recognition va Digital Speech Synthesis zaban Azari tahqiq koneh?

shoma noktash ro motasefaneh motavajeh nashoudi manzore man yek sal zodtar ya dir tar naboud.

To qarb hamin pooldarha hastan keh injoor karha roo mikonan. Beh khoda qasam. Ba cheshmai khodemoon didim.

Aya agar yeh 5 ta, 10 ta ya 20 ta az hamin pooldarhai Bazar Tehran keh kol Eqtesad Iran doresh micharkheh jam beshan, sadaqeh hamoon zabaneshoon ro bedan va chinin kari bokonan, ina koshteh mishan beh nazar shoma?

Az shoma man yek sawal mikonam. Fekr kon man va chand ta az dostanam Azari hastim va tazeh az Daneshgah mohandesi Software o gereftim. Ageh man beram pish e chand ta pooldar Azari, aya behemon Seed Money midan keh man yek software amozeshi barai zaban Azari dorost konam? Aya man dar in rah koshteh khaham shod?

momkeneh komak konan momkeneh nakonan. edalat va vazifeh ijab mikoneh ke houkomat markazai barayeh dor oftadeh tarin marakez amouzeshi ham emkan yadgiri ro ijad koneh. pas tosiye shoma ineh ke dolat montazer ye bazari baraye tamin amouzeshe mardomesh bashe. farsi zaban melli hast gaboul Arabi chetor?man az shoma miporsam vagti 7 salet boud aya mitunesti be zabaneh dovom benevisi aghe mitunesti chegadr barat moshkel boud? inkeh az ye bache 7 sale entezar dashte bashi to mamlekate khodesh baraye edame tahsil be 2 zaban moslat bashe chize jalebiye be nazareton.
ba ehteram bazi az in bache ha to rostaha majbouran zabaneh 2om ro zarfeh 1 sal to sene payin yad begiran vagarna az systemeh amouzeshi hazf mishan.

 

[Daneshmand]

che rabti dasht, shoma 3ta hoomat mesal zadi 3 tashoun ham turk boudan baad koshteshe shodan bigonah ha ro zekr kardi, dar sorati ke aslan bahse ma sare mouzue moaser boud. hesi ke in gesmat postet elga mikoneh ta hadeh ziadi bayangareh tarzeh fekreh shomast.


koshtan na vali zendan ro miri haddaghal baad az ye modati. zabaneh melli??? shoma haleton khobe?


pas mitunam beporsam chera keshvarhaye garbi etefagan pishrafteh tarineshoun chand zabane hastan.? shoma aghe khasti mituni az Parsi shoru bokoni.

shoma noktash ro motasefaneh motavajeh nashoudi manzore man yek sal zodtar ya dir tar naboud.


momkeneh komak konan momkeneh nakonan. edalat va vazifeh ijab mikoneh ke houkomat markazai barayeh dor oftadeh tarin marakez amouzeshi ham emkan yadgiri ro ijad koneh. pas tosiye shoma ineh ke dolat montazer ye bazari baraye tamin amouzeshe mardomesh bashe. farsi zaban melli hast gaboul Arabi chetor?man az shoma miporsam vagti 7 salet boud aya mitunesti be zabaneh dovom benevisi aghe mitunesti chegadr barat moshkel boud? inkeh az ye bache 7 sale entezar dashte bashi to mamlekate khodesh baraye edame tahsil be 2 zaban moslat bashe chize jalebiye be nazareton.
ba ehteram bazi az in bache ha to rostaha majbouran zabaneh 2om ro zarfeh 1 sal to sene payin yad begiran vagarna az systemeh amouzeshi hazf mishan.

Aslan injoori nist. Man adelaneh neveshtam. Bardashteh shoma eshtebahe. Man mesal zadam keh injoori nist keh elqa konim keh faqat Azari dar in mamlekat bigonah koshteh shodeh. Khodet ham keh qabool dari, dar in chand sad saal, Azarihai aziz doolat dasteshoon boodeh. In yek haqiqat tarikhi. Va barai man aslan mohem nist keh inha azari boodan. Barai man irani boodan. Barai shoma momkeneh Azari bashan.

Manzooretoon ineh keh agar man class tadris e Azari dashteh basham zendan miram? Goftam, agar injoori keh man ba shoma hastam. In zolmeh. Vali bardashteh man ine keh, injoori nist. Ageh kesi mikhad ehsasat e jodai talabi rah bendazeh va mamlekato beh tarafeh jang dakheli bebareh, bayad jelosh gerefteh besheh. Hala har ki mikhad basheh.

Kodom keshvar qarbi? Hal e shoma khobeh? Aslan shoma tarikh in keshvarha roo midonid? Keh masalan Belgium chijoori dorost shod? Man mesal keshvar e United Kingdom ro zadam. Aslan tavajoh kardin? Yani to Iran faqat Azari bayad tadris besheh vali on 80 zaban digeh haqi nadaran?

Chera az Parsi shoro konim? Chera az Azari na? Injoori vakonesh neshoon dadi keh engar Speech Recognition, najeseh.

Manzoor man ham hamineh. Daneshgah bayad elm tolid koneh. Yek sal zodtar ya dirtar, cheh dardi az ma dava mikoneh.

Man midoonam keh aslan komak nakhahand kard. Abada. In roo man shakhsan midoonam. In vazifeh dolat nist. Va dolat ham cheraq jadoi nist keh har kari keh shoma khastin anjam bedeh. Aslan midooni bodjeh dolat cheh jori dorost misheh? Dolat to noon shab mamlekat mondeh, halah biad ta'asob shoma roo taskin bedeh? Chera nabayad in pool bereh to bimarestanha?

Ya'ani pedar o madar in bacheh hich masoliat nadaran? Keh ta 7 saalegi ye kalameh zaban rasmi keshvar ro yad nadadan va badesh entezar daran keh to madreseh behesh Azari dars bedan, ba'adesh ham hatman daneshgah Azari va ba'ad az on ham hatman Keshvar Azari digeh? Hamineh digeh, manzoretoon?

Arabi keh bekhatar enqelab omad to nezam amozeshi Iran beh dalayel mazhabi, Quran o injoor chiza. Shayad ham ba'adha vardashteh besheh. Vali shoma keh khodetoon qabool darid keh chand sad saal dolat dastetoon bodeh, chera ye nezam amoozeshi dorost nakardin keh hamoon Azari dars bedeh?

Yeh chizi hast be esmeh Neuroplasticity dar Neuroscience. Bacheha zoodtar zaban yad migiran va kheili behtar az bozorg-salha. Hal agar on bacheh 7 saaleh, hich farsi ham balad nabasheh, zolmi nashoodeh. Zod yad migireh. Hamin bachehai Irani keh mohajerat mikonan va mian qarb, hamin joori miran madreseh va yad migiran. Kheili ham zodtar va behtar az maman, babahashoon va to daneshgah ham mizanan ro dast bachehai qarbi. Shoma nemikhad qoseh bokhori. Mamlekat nemitooneh 80 ta zaban dashteh basheh. Agar bayad zaban amoozeshi taqir koneh bayad English (keh hameh elm donya toosheh) besheh na Azari.

Ya'ani On bacheh Welsh (ya zabanhai digar keshvar United Kingdom) keh mireh madreseh behesh zolm dareh misheh keh English mikhooneh? Manzoor shoma ineh? Bayad Welsh bekhoneh chonkeh 6 saalesheh?

 

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salam, ghasd tohin nadashtam, faghat ye jomle az anishtain bood. hamin

 

[rahi2357]

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Az khodam honar dar kardam.



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@New @rmi5

Az khodam honar dar kardam.



DSC_0200 by Vanmenton, on Flickr

Vow, kheyli pishraft kardi tooye in moddat @Abii
axa aali hastan, har do shoun. ye chand vaghte dige haminjouri kar koni mitoni photographer e NG, beshi.

 

[Abii]

Vow, kheyli pishraft kardi tooye in moddat @Abii
axa aali hastan, har do shoun. ye chand vaghte dige haminjouri kar koni mitoni photographer e NG, beshi.

Damet garm. Bargashtam khoone nane baba ye modatie, hesabi bi karam. Mishinam haminjoori ax migiram.

 

[Ostad]

Albateh kheili bigonah dar tool e tarikh iran koshteh shodeh. Dar in shaki nist. Che doran safavi, cheh doran qajar, cheh doran moqolha va cheh hala. Vali gozashteha ro bezarim yekam kenar va darbareh emrooz sohbat konim.

Aya emrooz, ageh bar farz mesal man Azari basham va beram komak mardomi jam konam va class dars Azari bezaram faqat barai yadgiri na siasi bazi, mano mikoshan? Ageh injoorieh keh man bashoma hastam. Choonkeh in zolmeh. Ageh injoori nist, pas masaleh chieh? Agar masaleh ineh keh Azari beh onvan zaban melli dar qanoon asasi sabt besheh, pas ba 80 zaban digar Iran ma chikar konim? Onha ro ham melli konim va avalin keshvar e 80 zabaneh donya beshim?

Man vaqe'an mota'asefam. Donya dareh beh tarafeh Speech Recognition, Speech Synthesis va Real Time Digital Translation harekat mikooneh, ma to chish mondim. Azari-hai aziz jozveh pooldartarin mardomeh Iran hastan. Bazar ham keh dasteshooneh. Aya hamin pooldarhai Azari Bazar e Tehran, nemitoonan ye vaqfi, ye komaki, ye mablaqi roo beh hamin Daneshgah Tabriz (ba hamoon tarikh 1325, aslan man migam Tabriz az 500BC daneshgah dashteh va Azari ham boodeh), bedan keh in daneshgah royeh Digital Speech Recognition va Digital Speech Synthesis zaban Azari tahqiq koneh?

To qarb hamin pooldarha hastan keh injoor karha roo mikonan. Beh khoda qasam. Ba cheshmai khodemoon didim.

Aya agar yeh 5 ta, 10 ta ya 20 ta az hamin pooldarhai Bazar Tehran keh kol Eqtesad Iran doresh micharkheh jam beshan, sadaqeh hamoon zabaneshoon ro bedan va chinin kari bokonan, ina koshteh mishan beh nazar shoma?

Az shoma man yek sawal mikonam. Fekr kon man va chand ta az dostanam Azari hastim va tazeh az Daneshgah mohandesi Software o gereftim. Ageh man beram pish e chand ta pooldar Azari, aya behemon Seed Money midan keh man yek software amozeshi barai zaban Azari dorost konam? Aya man dar in rah koshteh khaham shod?

motasefaneh matlab jadid to postetoun nadidam ke javab bedam. rozeh khobi dashte bashid.

Damet garm. Bargashtam khoone nane baba ye modatie, hesabi bi karam. Mishinam haminjoori ax migiram.

chanta selfie begir befrestim vaseh daesh.
jking

 

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Damet garm. Bargashtam khoone nane baba ye modatie, hesabi bi karam. Mishinam haminjoori ax migiram.

Damn oil prices
That's the best place to be, dude, enjoy it, and live the moment.

 

[Abii]

Damn oil prices
That's the best place to be, dude, enjoy it, and live the moment.

HAHA

No man, it wasn't that. I left a few weeks before oil started crashing (I've been sweating bullets watching the prices crash though). For now things are still fine. It's 3-6 months from now that things will get nasty. Breakeven price for major producers already in place is really low (~20 dollars a barrel). The problem is construction of new infrastructure will freeze if oil stays low, b/c breakeven for new companies entering the game is much much higher (because they have to finance construction costs too, so for those guys oil needs to be around 60 and higher). So when oil dips like it has now, a lot of the new players stop investing for a while. I'm in the service industry though (inspection) and that industry isn't solely dependent on the oil industry (although the oil industry is a big customer).

I went back to my old college and asked if I can do another major or something online (I studied business). They told me I could do another two years and get a bachelor's (lisans) in commerce with an accounting major and it'll all be done online (I'd have to drop in and do my exams in person though). I'm thinking of doing that while I'm working in Alberta and when I've made my money, become an accountant lol. It's funny, a senior auditor in a top 4 accounting firm in Canada/US can't make as much money as a 20 something year old working in the oil industry in Northern Canada. Heck, a lot of doctors make less money than guys in the oil industry. So there's no motivation to get a "regular" job until you become older and you want to settle down. Canada is the opposite of Iran. In Iran everybody has a Phd, but there are no jobs while in Canada there are tons of jobs for university educated people, but younger guys would rather go and work in the oil industry for more money. If akhoonds weren't so god damn retarded, Iran could be ten times better than Canada and AUS. Iran has way more natural resources than both countries, a bigger population and a lot more potential for growth as it's still a growing and developing economy. Heyf....

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No man, it wasn't that. I left a few weeks before oil started crashing (I've been sweating bullets watching the prices crash though). For now things are still fine. It's 3-6 months from now that things will get nasty. Breakeven price for major producers already in place is really low (~20 dollars a barrel). The problem is construction of new infrastructure will freeze if oil stays low, b/c breakeven for new companies entering the game is much much higher (because they have to finance construction costs too, so for those guys oil needs to be around 60 and higher). So when oil dips like it has now, a lot of the new players stop investing for a while. I'm in the service industry though (inspection) and that industry isn't solely dependent on the oil industry (although the oil industry is a big customer).

LOL, good to here that your job security is not affected by the fluctuations, man.
BTW, are you implying that the marginal price for economical performance of the currently working oil companies are something around, 20. !!!, that's really joyful to hear, dude, retarded, sponger, lazy middle eastern mentality, is on the verge of being kicked badly in the ball. It seems that the triangle of morons, thieves and traitors are being deported to the part of history they really belong to.

I went back to my old college and asked if I can do another major or something online (I studied business). They told me I could do another two years and get a bachelor's (lisans) in commerce with an accounting major and it'll all be done online (I'd have to drop in and do my exams in person though). I'm thinking of doing that while I'm working in Alberta and when I've made my money, become an accountant lol. It's funny, a senior auditor in a top 4 accounting firm in Canada/US can't make as much money as a 20 something year old working in the oil industry in Northern Canada. Heck, a lot of doctors make less money than guys in the oil industry. So there's no motivation to get a "regular" job until you become older and you want to settle down. Canada is the opposite of Iran. In Iran everybody has a Phd, but there are no jobs while in Canada there are tons of jobs for university educated people, but younger guys would rather go and work in the oil industry for more money. If akhoonds weren't so god damn retarded, Iran could be ten times better than Canada and AUS. Iran has way more natural resources than both countries, a bigger population and a lot more potential for growth as it's still a growing and developing economy. Heyf....

That seems great, I love economy,@rmi5 believes, physics's the beauty science, ya physics if treated correctly can be fun, but unless you're not introduced with economy. By far economy is the most ever intelligent creature build by mankind, and it is getting more smarter and smarter every passing day. It's been a while since I have fell in love with economy (lol) and there stands nothing more interesting for me.
And about Iran, .... eeem, aaaaa, lets not talk about it.

 

[haman10]

hehe , oun terrorist autralia ie , irani ol-asl tashrif dashte

dige faghat irania hamin yek karo nakarde boodan , ke be salamati inam anjam shod

saal 1998 ba tippa az iran endakhtanesh biroon tarafo , va az ounjaee ke harkesi ke iran mindaze biroon , az nazare ounha yek saint hesab mishe ....

behesh panahandegi dadan ....

Karma is a bitch

 

[rmi5]

hehe , oun terrorist autralia ie , irani ol-asl tashrif dashte

link bede. ghaziyeh chiyeh?

LOL, good to here that your job security is not affected by the fluctuations, man.
BTW, are you implying that the marginal price for economical performance of the currently working oil companies are something around, 20. !!!, that's really joyful to hear, dude, retarded, sponger, lazy middle eastern mentality, is on the verge of being kicked badly in the ball. It seems that the triangle of morons, thieves and traitors are being deported to the part of history they really belong to.

That seems great, I love economy,@rmi5 believes, physics's the beauty science, ya physics if treated correctly can be fun, but unless you're not introduced with economy. By far economy is the most ever intelligent creature build by mankind, and it is getting more smarter and smarter every passing day. It's been a while since I have fell in love with economy (lol) and there stands nothing more interesting for me.
And about Iran, .... eeem, aaaaa, lets not talk about it.

Yeah, actually my famous quote was, science is either physics, or "playing doctor"

 

[haman10]

link bede. ghaziyeh chiyeh?

che midoonam baba , badbakhtimoon kam bood een yaro bisharaf ham behesh ezafe shod

inam link :

ISIS terrorists take Australian cafe customers hostage: | Page 17

 

[rmi5]

che midoonam baba , badbakhtimoon kam bood een yaro bisharaf ham behesh ezafe shod

inam link :

ISIS terrorists take Australian cafe customers hostage: | Page 17

kollan sedaash ra dar nayaarid va tou oun topic ham comment nadid. Har chi ke chizi nagid, zoudtar topic basteh misheh va ghaziyeh faraamoush misheh