Iranian Chill Thread

[haman10]

in mah pishraft kardim 500 (00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000) hezar toman nafari ham az jibemon kharj kradim

ahsant !!

haminjoor pish bere khoonatoonam bayad befrooshid albate taze mishi mese man

alan 4 sale daram dars mikhoonam , shodam sag dame dast intern ha ke intern ha khodeshoon sage pezeshkaye omoumi va supervisor han , ke ouna khodeshoon sage resident han , ke ouna ham sage attend han

didi che zendegi khoobi daram ?

karemoun hoshmand sazi system haye sonati keshavarzi va trabari hastesh.

eeen ke gofti yani chi ? combine misazin ?

mashallah shoma ham ke forum khonet payine ino ham sabteh nam koni, vagtet hesabi azad mishe.

 

[Ostad]

eeen ke gofti yani chi ? combine misazin ?

dagigan . jokking, bikhial.

 

[KingMamba]

nah bro , i'm really really not in the mood of trolling anyone specially no pakistanis

it should be worth it u know : worth the time and effort .

but tell me this : if he was hanged in iran for drug traffic , would the reactions be the same ? or nah ?

probably nah ..... i've always known you for moderation since you are not a wahhabi . but since i read your comments on those 66 pages , i laughed my butt off .... you are indeed funny bro

Oh nah I get it, totally. If he was dealing drugs no one would give a shit for sure, I am glad you found it funny. I find your army just as funny.

 

[haman10]

I find your army just as funny.

glad you do bro , glad you do ....

thats enough for us iranians , that our army is doing a fine job amusing others

hehe . sth i dont understand is , why crying then ? why cry for 70 pages in 4 hours ?

guess our jokes are getting old and retard

 

[KingMamba]

glad you do bro , glad you do ....

thats enough for us iranians , that our army is doing a fine job amusing others

hehe . sth i dont understand is , why crying then ? why cry for 70 pages in 4 hours ?

guess our jokes are getting old and retard

Nobody was crying then but you sure seem to be crying now either that or your *** is on fire which is why you felt the need to bring it back up in another thread.

I would suggest some of this-

and then you should get some sleep.

 

[haman10]

crying now either that or your *** is on fire

why should i be crying or my a$$ should be on fire

its not our soldier who was killed

 

[Abii]

Mamnun babate tozihat.
Ye soale dg. Aya gheire canadaie ha ham mitunand apply konan baraie in certificate ke linkesho gozashti? Agar are, farzan agar form ro por bokonam va baraie practical va paper test entekhab besham, onvaght visa baraie raftan be Canada chi mishe? Yani masalan mesle daneshgaha khodeshun darkhast midan baraie visat be dolate canada?

Na bayad work visa dashte bashi ke betooni kar begiri. Nrcan kari vasat nemikone. Mage engineering degree nadari to? Ba oon nemitooni kari soorat bedi? Ba engineering degree koli mishe kar kard chon masalan mitooni testaye power engineering ro challenge koni beri plant operator shi ya api visual certificate ro chllenge koni (american petroleum Institute) ya hata bemooni to hamin fielde engineering.

 

[Serpentine]

Na bayad work visa dashte bashi ke betooni kar begiri. Nrcan kari vasat nemikone. Mage engineering degree nadari to? Ba oon nemitooni kari soorat bedi? Ba engineering degree koli mishe kar kard chon masalan mitooni testaye power engineering ro challenge koni beri plant operator shi ya api visual certificate ro chllenge koni (american petroleum Institute) ya hata bemooni to hamin fielde engineering.

Engineering daram, vali nemikham az tarighe daneshgaha eghdam konam. yani nemikham canada dars bekhunam. faghat mikham certificate begiram az onja va age beshe kar konam tuie hamin bakhshe NDT. ba in hesab ye meghdar sakht mishe. chon belakhare man bekham biam canada baiad visa dashte basham ke felan kheili sakhte

 

[Abii]

Engineering daram, vali nemikham az tarighe daneshgaha eghdam konam. yani nemikham canada dars bekhunam. faghat mikham certificate begiram az onja va age beshe kar konam tuie hamin bakhshe NDT. ba in hesab ye meghdar sakht mishe. chon belakhare man bekham biam canada baiad visa dashte basham ke felan kheili sakhte

Vase mardom to EU, Canada work visa mide ke kheily adamaye javoon boland mishan az tarighe oon mian inja. Bade do sal eghdam mikonan vase permanent residency. Vali vase Iran ke fekr konam gheire momken bashe work visa haminjoory bedan.

Age engineering degree dari ke bikhiale NDT baba. Ye kari kon. Bebin mitooni hich kodom az in testaro to Iran challenge koni:

ICP Certifications

Requirementaro list karde (click kon ro har kodom mikhay bad click kon ro "qualification requirements"). Click kon ro har kodom behet mige. API certificate haro to tamame donya ghabool daran. Engineera kheily rahat tar mitoonan in certificateharo begiran ta baghie. Bad to keshvaraye Khalije Fars shayad betooni kar begiri az trighe in. API visual inspection kheily toosh pool hast va shayad kolan dari chizi vasat baz kone az in akhoondistan betooni biyay biroon.

 

[Abii]

@rmi5 @New @Serpentine

hahahaha ever heard of this guy? Atal Matal Tootoole by Amin Aminem looool

Edit: his home boys in the background dancing like clowns is the best.

 

[rmi5]

@rmi5 @New @Serpentine

hahahaha ever heard of this guy? Atal Matal Tootoole by Amin Aminem looool

Edit: his home boys in the background dancing like clowns is the best.

in yarou dige che koskholiye?
@MOHSENAM To in yarou nisti?

 

[Abii]

in yarou dige che koskholiye?
@MOHSENAM To in yarou nisti?

I'm still laughing at that video. It's not cringe worthy though, just plain kos khol.

 

[Abii]

Pittsburgh sings "O Canada" in support of Ottawa

2 American teams playing, but they sing Canada's national anthem in tribute. Nice gesture.

 

[Shahryar Hedayati]

بازگشت غرور افرین خویشتن را به عموم مردم جهان تبریک می گویم

روابط عمومی ستاد مشترک نیروی های پاد ترول

 

[kollang]

kamelan dorosteh shoma ro 2 ta magole tamarkoz kon ARM va PLC. karmozd rah andazi plc seri 400 siemens baraye ye karkhone kochic houdude 20 mil hastesh.

ina pish niyazesh diplome ya bayad aval ye seri vahedaye daneshgah ro pass konam.

@Abii jan

chera be englisi javabam ro dadi?khasti masalan aberumo bebari?fekr mikoni ba tahrife harfam va tarjmomeye qalat , aberum raft?

azizam man nagoftam ke mikham dorugh begam.goftam tamayol nadaram az mozuate ejtemaaee va siyasi ke be bazdid konande haye khareji rabti nadare sohbat konam.hamin......

yadet nare ke man bishtar az to az siyasat haye qalat e hokumat sadame khordam.nemunash hamin inke be khatere sahmiye Shahed va basij, bejaye inke tu tehran dars bekhunam bayad dar shahri ke 100 km ba karaj fasele dare va rotbash payin tare dars bekhunam.pas khiyal nakon ke man basiji am ya masalan hoghugh migiram az rejim.

hala to mikhay be jaye terorist ha va doshmanaye vaghei, pacheye mano begiri, besmellah... chon man aslan narahat nemisham va faghat be karam edame midam.

dar zemn tashakkor babate rahnamayit.