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shodam 152
akhey , vaghean kam shodi o_O

hichi nakhoondi shodi 152 , mikhoondi chand mishodi ? o_O man 1 mah jerrr khordam 138 gereftam o_O

:D :rofl:

kam dars bekhoon bashar , mitereki ha :P


chekhabar az khodet? az in golshan az baraye ma che tohfe avardi?
hichi vala , man alan yek darsi daram be esme semiology .

behemoon nahveye history gereftan sahih ru amoozesh midan ... kholase sobh ta shab too bimarestan mikhandim :lol:

yek bar raftim timarestan , taraf migoft az artesh "etehad motahede koreye shomareye 127" oumade !!!

baad ma ham hame oumadim tirip ba janbe bazi dar biarim nakhandim , yeki az bache ha zad zire khande ma ham posht saresh terekidim :D

hich dige , bande khoda ba moshkele psychosis oumade bood kheyli sari schizophrenic shod raft :D :D

ostademoon oun bakhsh be hame 0 dad :whistle:
 
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Man dar morede in chizai ke dari tozih midi nemidoonam, vali be nazar pichide miad pas hoghoghesh balast.

100K chizi nist to Canada age to oil industry kar koni. Mamoolan tamame engineera az 90+ hezar dolar shro mikonan. Kesai ke to trade hastan (loole kesh, jooshkar, inspection etc...) mamoolan az engineera ham bishtar pool dar miaran inja (be sharti ke to oil and gas kar koni). Man to inspection hastam (non destructive testing). 1.5 sal bishtar experience nadaram, faghadam ye doone certificate daram toye in trade, alan daram balaye 100 hezar to daram miara,. Bade 3-4 sal rahat holo hoshe 200 hezar ta mishe dar ovord. Reisam emsal 320 hezar dollar dare dar miare lol

In hoghogha vali ghabl az taxan. Bayad rooshoon income tax bedi (beyne 30 ta 40 % mire).
Oil and gas salaries average $130,000: Survey
30-40 darsad ziyaad hast, khoshbakhtaneh America tax kheyli kam tar hast. Ta single hasti, ke ok hast, vali vaghti biyaay bachche va zan dashteh bashi,baayad ye saali 30-40k piyaade beshi, Ta betouni befrestish ye private school e pedar maadar daar.
 
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hichi vala , man alan yek darsi daram be esme semiology .
behemoon nahveye history gereftan sahih ru amoozesh midan ... kholase sobh ta shab too bimarestan mikhandim
yek bar raftim timarestan , taraf migoft az artesh "etehad motahede koreye shomareye 127" oumade !!!
baad ma ham hame oumadim tirip ba janbe bazi dar biarim nakhandim , yeki az bache ha zad zire khande ma ham posht saresh terekidim
hich dige , bande khoda ba moshkele psychosis oumade bood kheyli sari schizophrenic shod raft
ostademoon oun bakhsh be hame 0 dad
:rofl::omghaha: sabeghe bimarisham miporsidin az khodesh dige :D . 138e doreye shoma 170e alan bood :D vala chemidoonam ghablesh ke kheyli tarsoonde boodan maro manam oonjoor ke bayado shayad nakhoondam kholase namidoonam chitow shod haaaaaaaaa :D
 
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30-40 darsad ziyaad hast, khoshbakhtaneh America tax kheyli kam tar hast. Ta single hasti, ke ok hast, vali vaghti biyaay bachche va zan dashteh bashi,baayad ye saali 30-40k piyaade beshi, Ta betouni befrestish ye private school e pedar maadar daar.
30-40 darsad ziade, vali hoghoogha kheily balatare. Asan ghabele moghayese nist. Inja hame Amrikaiaro maskhare mikonan vaghti boland mishan miyan inja vase kar.

Vase mesal, vase kari ke man daram mikonam to Amrika 50-60K pool midan. Inja man beyne 100-110K emsal dar miaram. Hameye trada inja hoghogha balatare. Bad az tax, ba inke ma bishtar tax midim, pool bishtar to jib mimoone inja be nazare man. Be alaveye oon, unionha kheilyyyyyy ghavitaran vase hamin benefit ziad tare va kara nesbatan rahat tar.

Amrica bishtar pool dar miari age graduate degree dashte bashi ya Phd, inja adamaye adi (aksariate working population) bishtar pool dar miaran nesbat be general working population to Amrica.
 
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sabeghe bimarisham miporsidin az khodesh dige
kalak mesle inke khodetam semio dari ha :police:

agha ghabool nist , man 1 saal pir taram ama ba ham faregho tahsil mishim :mad::mad::mad:

down with dentists :mad::mad: :D taze karetoon ham ba kelas tare ham poolesh bishtare :o:

:cray:JK bro , keep it up doc


kholase namidoonam chitow shod haaaaaaaaa
man migam chitow shod :

itow shod :D

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khar khan :sick:

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@mohsen @Serpentine @New @rahi2357 @kollang

از علما روایت شده در جهنم هر فرد شكل اون عضوی میشه كه بیشترین گناه رو باهاش کرده...
حسب وظیفه اطلاع رسانی کردم...

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down with dentists
:astagh: haji esteghfar kon.

taze karetoon ham ba kelas tare ham poolesh bishtare
na baw migan darsesh bara daroosazast pozesh bara pezeshka poolesh bara ma :pleasantry:
vali joda az shokhi ziad alaghe nadaram .. hamintori faghat mikham begzare berim levele bad :D


از علما روایت شده در جهنم هر فرد شكل اون عضوی میشه كه بیشترین گناه رو باهاش کرده...
حسب وظیفه اطلاع رسانی کردم...
:omghaha: agha man yeki ke shabihe khodam misham choon be nesbate mosavi ba tamame azao javarehe vojoodam gonah kardam hala shayad bazi az azamoon gonde tar she :D
 
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30-40 darsad ziade, vali hoghoogha kheily balatare. Asan ghabele moghayese nist. Inja hame Amrikaiaro maskhare mikonan vaghti boland mishan miyan inja vase kar.

Vase mesal, vase kari ke man daram mikonam to Amrika 50-60K pool midan. Inja man beyne 100-110K emsal dar miaram. Hameye trada inja hoghogha balatare. Bad az tax, ba inke ma bishtar tax midim, pool bishtar to jib mimoone inja be nazare man. Be alaveye oon, unionha kheilyyyyyy ghavitaran vase hamin benefit ziad tare va kara nesbatan rahat tar.

Amrica bishtar pool dar miari age graduate degree dashte bashi ya Phd, inja adamaye adi (aksariate working population) bishtar pool dar miaran nesbat be general working population to Amrica.
nemidounam ounja daghighan che tor hast, vali inja yeki az bachche ha ke zaif train fardi ke mishnaakhtam boud, ba master e gpa e 2, va 0 saabeghe kaar, job e 100k dollari peydaa kard. Inja job e takhassosi, dar amadesh az Canada baayad bishtar basheh, vali baraaye job e ma'mouli, haghighatesh nemidounam che tor hast. Shaayad hamoun tor ke shoma gofti, be dalil e union ha. va ...too Canada daraamadeshoun bishtar hast.
 
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Man dar morede in chizai ke dari tozih midi nemidoonam, vali be nazar pichide miad pas hoghoghesh balast.

100K chizi nist to Canada age to oil industry kar koni. Mamoolan tamame engineera az 90+ hezar dolar shro mikonan. Kesai ke to trade hastan (loole kesh, jooshkar, inspection etc...) mamoolan az engineera ham bishtar pool dar miaran inja (be sharti ke to oil and gas kar koni). Man to inspection hastam (non destructive testing). 1.5 sal bishtar experience nadaram, faghadam ye doone certificate daram toye in trade, alan daram balaye 100 hezar to daram miara,. Bade 3-4 sal rahat holo hoshe 200 hezar ta mishe dar ovord. Reisam emsal 320 hezar dollar dare dar miare lol

In hoghogha vali ghabl az taxan. Bayad rooshoon income tax bedi (beyne 30 ta 40 % mire).
Oil and gas salaries average $130,000: Survey
Chetor mishe ye dore inspection gozarund onja? masalan yek dore 1 mahe feshorde ba certificate? asan sazmani chizi hast ke bargozar bokone? agar hast hazinash chetoriast?

dirooz ba bache ha raftim dor dor , selfi gereftam vasatoon avordam :D

wingman = rahi

WSO = kollang

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Where the **** am I?
 
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osgol ha shanghal ha (Google شنقل) hala hey beshinid dars bekhoonid
baradar azizam , mamlekati ke toosh moshkel nabashe mamlekat nist behesh migan behesht

iran ham az een mozo estesna nistesh va moshkelat ziadi az jomle corruption vojood dare .

ama inke ma biaym va az zamino zaman irad begirim dorost nistesh .

man yadame shoma ye post tooye bakhsh arab ha gozashtin mabni bar inke ma irania tooye forum hamamoon yek mosht mental retard hastim ke propaganda roomoun tasir gozashte

hala soale man az shoma ine : mishe lotf konid va begid manzooretoon az aksariate a'zaa irani (the majority of iranian members) kia boodan ?

man khodam ru aslan hesab nakonid , ama baghiye :

soheil , serpentine , kollang , silent cry , khode shoma : engineers

resurgent iran , rahi : doctors .

pas khialet rahat bashe az nazar elmi az kesi jaa namoondim , makhsoosan tooye een forum .

hala manzooram az matrah kardan een mozo chi bood ? manzooram ine ke ba vojoud een hame moshkelat O badbakhti , aksariate mardom bayad be fekr rahe hal vase hale een moshkelat bashan

na inke too sare ham bezanim ! na inke hasha konim o taghsiraato ru sar digaran bendazim .

khode ma mardom moshkel hastim dadash !!

baaale !

Where the **** am I?
shoma ba F-14 mipari :D

ma faghir foghara F-5 darim :(
 
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dirooz ba bache ha raftim dor dor , selfi gereftam vasatoon avordam :D

wingman = rahi

WSO = kollang

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Bah bah bah .... Chetori khalaban?:woot: :crazy_pilot: Toro khodda ma ro inja tanha nazar Delmun tang mishe barat.:cry:

@Serpentine you are loaded on the plane, continue thanking my posts, otherwise ...... Bombs away....you hear me?:mad: (I am the WSO as he said)
 
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Bah bah bah .... Chetori khalaban?:woot: :crazy_pilot: Toro khodda ma ro inja tanha nazar Delmun tang mishe barat.:cry:

@Serpentine you are loaded on the plane, continue thanking my posts, otherwise ...... Bombs away....you hear me?:mad: (I am the WSO as he said)


hamuntor ke @haman10 goft, man ba F-14 miparam va alan ham poshtet hastam va lock kardam rut, ya eject kon ya ba thanks khodahafezi kon.
 
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baradar azizam , mamlekati ke toosh moshkel nabashe mamlekat nist behesh migan behesht

iran ham az een mozo estesna nistesh va moshkelat ziadi az jomle corruption vojood dare .

ama inke ma biaym va az zamino zaman irad begirim dorost nistesh .

man yadame shoma ye post tooye bakhsh arab ha gozashtin mabni bar inke ma irania tooye forum hamamoon yek mosht mental retard hastim ke propaganda roomoun tasir gozashte

hala soale man az shoma ine : mishe lotf konid va begid manzooretoon az aksariate a'zaa irani (the majority of iranian members) kia boodan ?

man khodam ru aslan hesab nakonid , ama baghiye :

soheil , serpentine , kollang , silent cry , khode shoma : engineers

resurgent iran , rahi : doctors .

pas khialet rahat bashe az nazar elmi az kesi jaa namoondim , makhsoosan tooye een forum .

hala manzooram az matrah kardan een mozo chi bood ? manzooram ine ke ba vojoud een hame moshkelat O badbakhti , aksariate mardom bayad be fekr rahe hal vase hale een moshkelat bashan

na inke too sare ham bezanim ! na inke hasha konim o taghsiraato ru sar digaran bendazim .

khode ma mardom moshkel hastim dadash !!

baaale !

1) Yeki az nemouneh haye ride boudan e sath e amouzesh tou iran, va nahve ye tafakkor e mellat,ra mishe az hamin balad naboudan e nahve ye estedlaal kardan tashkhis daad.
man 1000 bar be shoma ha tozih daadam ke ageh 2 ta chiz nesbi baashand,dalil bar yeki ya shabih boudaneshoun nist, hamishe @Serpentine va @ the silent cry in eshtebaah ra mikonan.
alaan ham,ageh hame ja moshkelaat be tor e nesbi bashe,dalil bar yeki ya shabih boudan e ounja ha nist. mohem in hast ke har ja che andaaze messed up hast va moshkel daareh. mohem andaazeh hast,va gar na ke makhsousan tou har topic e oloum ensaani,hame chiz nesbi va ba ham yeki mishe!
2) dar mored e inke raah hal baayad daasht movafegham
3) dar mored e inke moshkel az khod e maast, in nahve ye estedlaal ye kam maghlateh daare va haghighat ine ke ham moshkel az mellat hast va ham government(na faghat az mellat) dar vaagheə ,mellat va government,mesle 2 ta osgol mimounan ke be ham zanjir va couple shodan :lol:
 
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