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Lol are you really expecting me to defend Mamata!I'd happily throw her in front of running train!
But we dhimmis are nothing in front of you nationalists! The more I know about you, more I understand what real courage and deshbhakti is!!
Here is the latest -
Women commuters ‘violated’ by highway goons
You can't defend anything, you already know your state has gone to the dogs. Durga puja is being postponed to accommodate your new masters. Heck Illegal bangladeshis cross the border help with budhijibis have one night stand with Nuns and people like you point towards hindus and beat your breasts in the name of secularism.
Ya, it's gonna help you in getting Dalit Votes in upcoming Punjab Elections. 
Ant and Grasshopper - Indian Version of story - too good and fact
Original Story:
The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and
laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool
and laughs dances plays the summer away. Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed. The Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.
..........................
Indian Version:
The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and
laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant's a fool and laughs dances plays the summer away.
Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press conference and demands
to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.
NDTV, Times Now, CNN IBN, BBC, CNN , Asianet show up to provide pictures of the shivering Grasshopper
next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.
The World is stunned by the sharp contrast.
How can this be that this poor Grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the Ant's house.
Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers demanding that Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter .
Mayawati states this as 'injustice' done on Minorities.
The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the Grasshopper
CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants and
Grasshoppers.
Railway minister allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian Railway Trains, aptly named as the 'Grasshopper Rath'.
Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the 'Prevention of Terrorism Against Grasshoppers Act'[POTAGA] , with effect from the beginning of the winter..
Education minister makes 'Special Reservation' for Grasshoppers in Educational
Institutions in Government Services.
The Ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, it's home is confiscated by Government
and handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by NDTV, Times Now, CNN IBN, BBC, CNN.
Arundhati Roy calls it 'A Triumph of Justice'.
Railway minister calls it 'Socialistic Justice'.
CPM calls it 'Revolutionary Resurgence of Downtrodden'
.
.
.
.
Many years later...
The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi-billion dollar company in Silicon Valley ,
100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation somewhere in India ,
....AND
As a result of losing lot of hard working Ants and feeding the grasshoppers, India is still a developing country...!!
P.S - Got this from Whatsapp
Original Story:
The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and
laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool
and laughs dances plays the summer away. Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed. The Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.
..........................
Indian Version:
The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and
laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant's a fool and laughs dances plays the summer away.
Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press conference and demands
to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.
NDTV, Times Now, CNN IBN, BBC, CNN , Asianet show up to provide pictures of the shivering Grasshopper
next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.
The World is stunned by the sharp contrast.
How can this be that this poor Grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the Ant's house.
Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers demanding that Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter .
Mayawati states this as 'injustice' done on Minorities.
The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the Grasshopper
CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants and
Grasshoppers.
Railway minister allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian Railway Trains, aptly named as the 'Grasshopper Rath'.
Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the 'Prevention of Terrorism Against Grasshoppers Act'[POTAGA] , with effect from the beginning of the winter..
Education minister makes 'Special Reservation' for Grasshoppers in Educational
Institutions in Government Services.
The Ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, it's home is confiscated by Government
and handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by NDTV, Times Now, CNN IBN, BBC, CNN.
Arundhati Roy calls it 'A Triumph of Justice'.
Railway minister calls it 'Socialistic Justice'.
CPM calls it 'Revolutionary Resurgence of Downtrodden'
.
.
.
.
Many years later...
The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi-billion dollar company in Silicon Valley ,
100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation somewhere in India ,
....AND
As a result of losing lot of hard working Ants and feeding the grasshoppers, India is still a developing country...!!
P.S - Got this from Whatsapp
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Whatsapp pe yeh story read Kar Kar ke Pak gayi hu.
Oum Shanti HiWhatsapp pe yeh story read Kar Kar ke Pak gayi hu.
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Secularism overload.
I never knew about this.You saw her speech ? she reads out shocking contents of the textbook
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Neither did I. Saw her speech, bleeding hearts were seen fleeing once she started.
NDTV sucking up to sushma swaraj after seculars got spanked by Smriti
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Have you ever seen Rahul Gandhi go to one spot twice? No. Never: HRD Minister Smriti Irani in Parliament on #RohithVemula suicide case
'No Innocent Student Will Be Harassed,' Says Rajnath Singh In Parliament
Damn she single handedly took on the entire oppostion now rahul gandhi be like
- "I am taking it personally. And I will tell you why. This boy was used. I will give you proof," said the minister, who has been blamed by opposition parties who allege that her ministry pressured Rohith's University to punish the Dalit student days before he killed himself.
- Ms Irani accused the opposition of using Rohith's death as a "political tool," adding, "Don't make education a political battleground.
- The minister also attacked Congress vice president Rahul Gandhi for supporting those students of the prestigious Jawaharlal Nehru University who have been charged with sedition for an event where anti-India slogans were raised.
- "Answer me, was Afzal Guru a terrorist? If not why did your government hang him," asked the BJP's Anurag Thakur, directing his question to Rahul Gandhi.
- BJP chief Amit Shah said at a rally in Uttar Pradesh, "All parties in Parliament should clarify whether raising slogans against the nation was freedom of speech or sedition...the Congress Vice President should tell the people whether he supports the raising of anti-national slogans and if not he should condemn it."
- In the morning, a furious Ms Irani took on Bahujan Samaj Party (BSP) leader Mayawati, when the latter raised the Rohith Vemula suicide as the Rajya Sabha convened.
- "Have a discussion right away sir. Who uses a child as a political tool?" Ms Irani said, promising Ms Mayawati saying she would answer every question raised in a debate in the house.
- The Rajya Sabha was however adjourned for the day without a debate being held as BSP lawmakers shouted slogans, trooped into the well of the House and forced repeated adjournments, attacking Ms Irani and the Modi government.
- The government offered to suspend all business and take up the scheduled discussion immediately, but the BSP did not relent.
- Prime Minister Narendra Modi is said to have told BJP lawmakers, "The opposition is raking up non-issues like JNU and the party needs to debate and contest aggressively.
'No Innocent Student Will Be Harassed,' Says Rajnath Singh In Parliament
Damn she single handedly took on the entire oppostion now rahul gandhi be like
Have you ever seen Rahul Gandhi go to one spot twice? No. Never: HRD Minister Smriti Irani in Parliament on #RohithVemula suicide case
- "I am taking it personally. And I will tell you why. This boy was used. I will give you proof," said the minister, who has been blamed by opposition parties who allege that her ministry pressured Rohith's University to punish the Dalit student days before he killed himself.
- Ms Irani accused the opposition of using Rohith's death as a "political tool," adding, "Don't make education a political battleground.
- The minister also attacked Congress vice president Rahul Gandhi for supporting those students of the prestigious Jawaharlal Nehru University who have been charged with sedition for an event where anti-India slogans were raised.
- "Answer me, was Afzal Guru a terrorist? If not why did your government hang him," asked the BJP's Anurag Thakur, directing his question to Rahul Gandhi.
- BJP chief Amit Shah said at a rally in Uttar Pradesh, "All parties in Parliament should clarify whether raising slogans against the nation was freedom of speech or sedition...the Congress Vice President should tell the people whether he supports the raising of anti-national slogans and if not he should condemn it."
- In the morning, a furious Ms Irani took on Bahujan Samaj Party (BSP) leader Mayawati, when the latter raised the Rohith Vemula suicide as the Rajya Sabha convened.
- "Have a discussion right away sir. Who uses a child as a political tool?" Ms Irani said, promising Ms Mayawati saying she would answer every question raised in a debate in the house.
- The Rajya Sabha was however adjourned for the day without a debate being held as BSP lawmakers shouted slogans, trooped into the well of the House and forced repeated adjournments, attacking Ms Irani and the Modi government.
- The government offered to suspend all business and take up the scheduled discussion immediately, but the BSP did not relent.
- Prime Minister Narendra Modi is said to have told BJP lawmakers, "The opposition is raking up non-issues like JNU and the party needs to debate and contest aggressively.
'No Innocent Student Will Be Harassed,' Says Rajnath Singh In Parliament
Damn she single handedly took on the entire oppostion now rahul gandhi be like
Even in his disappointed pose, still, Mr. Rahul G. still looks so classy.
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Till he opens his mouth to vent the hot air between his ears.
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