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#YoKejriwalSoHonest giving Aloke Nath jokes a run for their money.

#YoKejriwalSoHonest he got his wife's cousins arrested for stealing his shoes on his wedding.

#YoKejriwalSoHonest is that he doesn't take extra sauce sachets with mcdee burgers

#YoKejriwalSoHonest that he says excuse me after sneezing even if nobody is there

#YoKejriwalSoHonest that when his wife once asked him if he could get moon for her, he called up ISRO to launch Chandrayaan-1

#YoKejriwalSoHonest he didnt see #sholay yet cuz he is pretty sure that #thakur ne apne haath #gabbarko nahi diye ..

#YoKejriwalSoHonest That when he finds a bomb, he returns it to the terrorists"

#YoKejriwalSoHonest he Rolls On the Floor Laughing before sending ROFL in text/chat reply.

#YoKejriwalSoHonest that no woman has ever asked him "Do I look fat in this?"

#YoKejriwalSoHonest that once he filed a case against a Halwai because there were neither Gulabs nor Jaamuns in GulabJamun.

#YoKejriwalsoHonest that "Jhooth bole kauwa kaate" to be replaced with "Jhooth bole Kejriwal kaate"

#YoKejriwalSoHonest even sanskari Alok Nath can't compete with him when it comes to honesty


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Are you implying I am going to be so old that I am going to need viagra, or that my future wife is going to be so ugly that I would need viagra?

I prefer the latter.



He is coming to Kerala ? Excellent news. Modi can increase the BJP's chances and increse BJP seats from ZERO to an impressive one.

That's a 100% improvement rate, if you twist the numbers.
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Congress offers PM chair to both Jaya, Maya

The Congress is offering the Prime Minister's chair to both J. Jayalalithaa and Mayawati if they agree not to join hands with Narendra Modi after the general elections. Buta Singh is talking to both Jaya and Maya for possible support in case of hung Parliament. In West Bengal, Ghulam Nabi Azad is holding back channel talks with Mamata Banerjee against Rahul Gandhi's wishes. Rahul has made it clear that since the West Bengal unit of the Congress is opposed to any truck with Mamata Banerjee, there is no question of any alliance with her. But when Azad was in Kolkata he shared the dais with Mamata at a public function and went on to announce that no AIIMS like institute would be opened in Raiganj, Congress MP and Union Minister Deepa Dasmunshi's constituency. Dasmunshi, who has been locked in a fight with Mamata on this, was dumbstruck.

The Sunday Guardian

Desperate congress .... :lol:
 
how can they promise PM to both of them ? :rolleyes:

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Watch the Truth of Kumar Vishwas been attacked by BJP worker in Lucknow...

AAP party workers telling in the attackers ears what should he say to media...

LOL AAP exposed...

 
HAHAHA Zaid hamid's analysis of Hindu intehapasand Narindarrrrr modi

sometimes i feel very sorry for pakistan..people like zaid hamid comes on national tv and brain-wash people..these type of things should be banned in pakistan for the welfare of our neighbouring nation:pakistan::pakistan:
 
How is Modi a man of his conscious when he allies with Baba Ramdev who said BJP is corrupt?
 
India is the only country where parties demanding religious based reservations are called Secular while the ones demanding uniform civil code are communal.

Interesting I didn't knew Hindu Extremist BJP Government in Goa has a Christian Deputy Chief Minister.
 
Modi is right, how media is giving importance for AAP and Rahul Gandhi's speech when ignoring his performance, speech. Look at the search on Modi in Google on Goa coverage it was delayed, where as AAP Amethi coverage.

Media claims AAP simplicity, but Vajpayee do not own a house, he was PM for 2 terms. Goa CM Parikar still drive on his Maruthi 800 on his own, he used to drink tea at roadside tea stall, but comfortably how this simplicity ignored.

We shouldn't forget to say Tripura CM for his simplicity even after repeatedly elected for CM. He don't have own house, still his wife working and go to office by bus. Niruban Chakravathy had only 2 trunk box, he didn't own anything other than that, why Media never talked about such a great people.

Still Achudaanandan CM, Nambooribad kind of people are very well known for clean hands. Of course many communist are having clean hands. But never highlighted.

Why? Media works for their payment, it is paid news like advertisement. Then how can you expect the equality and other things.

Modi is talking about Congress clean up, that brought the country to lowest and mess. The same time Media also should be cleaned up. We can understand that he can't do now, let us give some more time.

But as a people we can avoid those kind of paid medias and their product.

It is a great opporutnity for India, we must make use of it. BJP certainly going to be in power, but really they need full majority. Voting for third parties is really going to help to Congress. Congress will support them from outside and make use of their rule as it was did IK Gujral, Gowda, Chandrasekar.

So think and vote for the development of India instead get into the other things like religion,caste etc. As he said, we are Indian first before look at our religious identity.

VOTE for Modi, is VOTE FOR INDIA!
VOTE for AAP is a VOTE for Cong and Instability.
 
Congress is shameless about corruption, says Narendra Modi in Goa: Highlights

(Begins speech in Konkani. Loud cheers from the crowd) :tup:
  • I congratulate all of you for electing Manohar Parrikar and his government
  • In India, TV media doesn't focus on Goa unless there is a mishap
  • I came to know that there was a Rs. 5 entry-fee for this rally. I congratulate the chief minister who decided to contribute the entire amount collected for the families of those who died in the building collapse
  • This is an example of empathy towards people
  • It is the character of the BJP. We have been taught to be with the people - through thick and thin...
  • Janata ke dukh mein dukhi aur such mein sukhi
  • If there wasn't an organisation like the BJP or its leadership, a child who sold tea on trains would not have been standing in front of you
  • This is the strength of this party. Look at Shivrajji or Raman Singh or the former Himachal chief minister Dhumal ji - common people who live ordinary lives
  • Congress mukt bharat is not a BJP slogan, this is what the people of this country want
  • People of this country have decided to rid the country of the Congress
  • And I am not referring to the party. I am also talking of the Congress culture which ails India
  • The Congress is shameless about corruption
  • If this is their attitude, what will happen to India?
  • Would you like to live the life that you're parents are living? Who are these people who have created these difficult times? The Congress. So should they not be punished for their actions? Should you vote for them? (crowd roars No)
  • Congress has wasted the 50 years after independence. Rajiv Gandhi always spoke of making India ready for the 21st century but look what has happened
  • India has never seen days worse than those in the past 10 years
  • All institutions have been systematically destroyed
  • We will see to it that the prestige of the constitutional authorities and offices are restored
  • Now it is a question of a few more months
  • We will protect the environment and also bring transparency in mining projects. We will use mining as an engine of development
  • I had heard of income tax and sales tax. For the first time I heard of 'Jayanthi' tax. People say till this was paid, files didn't move in the environment ministry
  • BJP is for strengthening the federal structure of India
  • Dilli ki sarkaar khud toh kuch nahin karti aur jo karte hain un par bhi bediyan laga detin hain (The Delhi government does not do anything on its own, and those who try to, the Delhi government shuts them down)
  • Shouldn't arrest people because they are from a particular community - but this principle should be evenly applied
  • There should be no vote-bank politics
  • People are questioning the relevance of the BJP today. I want to tell them that this is Vajpayee's party - and even after becoming the PM - he doesn't have his own house
  • So should false charges be levelled at us? Even if we are in power... We have worked tirelessly for the people
  • A delegation came and met me today. They wanted special status for Goa's nature, culture - not money
  • This is a new way of thinking
  • This government has taken the country back by 50 years. And this government is not just the only one to blame
  • All those who protect the government are equally responsible for India's plight
  • Imagine what would have happened if Manohar Parrikar was in Delhi
  • People would have come to know how such an educated and powerful leader can be easy-going
  • But what to do, the media sees only what goes on in Delhi
  • I have never been able to win on a TV screen or a newspaper, but I have never lost in the hearts of the people
  • Desh ko TV screen par face chahiye yea dharti pe vision chahiye
  • The BJP is committed to changing the future of India. Goa is a state where there is a common civil code
  • BJP espouses amity and the efforts to divide the country in the name of secularism will not succeed
  • We have only one religion - India First and our only holy book is the Constitution
  • We used to vote for a person or party. In 2014, vote for India
  • We must vote for the future of India... Vote for India - this is the mantra we have to take to every village, every household
 
General election wil be the next eletin for the 16th Lok Sabha in India bacuase India to elect members of parliament in the Lok Sabha. BJP has done well in the four state assembly elections, but Aam Aadmi Party has done even better in all political news sites telecasted that news.

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केजरीवाल ने खराब बताए मीटर, जलबोर्ड ने लगाए
आईबीएन-7 | 13-Jan 11:47 AM
नई दिल्ली। दिल्ली जल बोर्ड की ओर से पानी के उसी मीटर को लगाने के लिए नोटिस भेजा जा रहा है, जिन्हें मुख्यमंत्री अरविंद केजरीवाल ने जंतर-मंतर पर प्रदर्शन करके फॉल्टी बताया था। अरविंद केजरीवाल और उनकी टीम ने पिछले साल 28 अप्रैल को जंतर-मंतर पर प्रदर्शन कर इन मीटरों पर सवाल उठाते हुए कहा था कि इस मीटर में पानी के साथ हवा का भी बिल आता है।

दिल्ली में ‘आप’ की सरकार बनने और जल बोर्ड खुद मुख्यमंत्री अरविंद केजरीवाल के पास होने के बावजूद अब इसी फॉल्टी मीटर को को लगाया जा रहा है। राजधानी में कई आरडब्ल्यूए को जल बोर्ड की तरफ से और पानी के मीटर लगाने वाली कंपनी की तरफ से नोटिस आ रहे हैं। जल बोर्ड सभी मीटरों को चेंज करने का काम पिछले साल से ही कर रहा है। पिछले साल भी इसी तरह के नोटिस जारी किए गए थे।

अरविंद केजरीवाल को जब इसकी जानकारी दी गई तो उन्होंने कहा कि वो मामले की जांच कराएंगे। ऐसे सवाल उठता है कि क्या जल बोर्ड केजरीवाल की जानकारी के बगैर काम कर रहा है। वहीं बीजेपी ने कहा कि जलबोर्ड का कोई भी फैसला बिना मुख्यमंत्री की अनुमति के नहीं लिया जाता क्योंकि जलबोर्ड का अध्यक्ष मुख्यमंत्री ही होता है।

बीजेपी नेता डॉ. हर्षवर्धन सिंह ने कहा कि दिल्ली जलबोर्ड का अधिकारी मुख्यमंत्री ही होता है। दिल्ली जलबोर्ड भ्रष्टाचार का अड्डा रहा है। जलबोर्ड के मीटर के बारे में हाईकोर्ट ने भी पिछले साल दिशानिर्देश दिए थे। दिल्ली जलबोर्ड में कोई भी बड़ा फैसला जलबोर्ड के अध्यक्ष के बिना नहीं लिया जाता है। जलबोर्ड मुख्यमंत्री के पास ही है।
 
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