Indian Muslims Should be Allowed to Migrate to Pakistan.

[Hyperion]

If they pass the "hotness" test..... not the zealot kind either.....

@Hyperion So how many should we send over, if they consent to it and demand it obviously? And no you don't get to have Honorable Kalam Sir? Give us a number my man?

 

[Dillinger]

O nahi'n bhai.... you've got @Armstrong completely wrong... he's more anti-ummah than any "ummah" hater out there!

AND ergo in direct contravention of the Lord's word. Gonna burn in hell baby, right along with us! Good for him, 9 to 1 bets there's more tail in Hell.

 

[Hyperion]

Sorry! I've my limitations. Such people are marked for my gulag. Who will run the labor camps?

Well done @Hyperion. If you could fix Armstrong, you can fix even Zarvan.

 

[Dillinger]

If they pass the "hotness" test..... not the zealot kind either.....

Oh, my apologies. I forgot to mention, no hot stuff, dudes only and definitely into zealotry- the kind which will fit right in with the neo-mullahs. Now the number please

 

[Hyperion]

Abbay banday ho ya bandar? Insan kee eik zaban hoti hai! I'll have:

1. Preity Zinta (I don't give a damn what or who she believes in)
2. Katrina Kaif (does look like a mausi, however, will do)
3. Bipasha Basu (same as #1, don't worry, we'll operate on her voice problem in ISB)

Can't think of fourth.... you can keep the rest......

Cheers.

Oh, my apologies. I forgot to mention, no hot stuff, dudes only and definitely into zealotry- the kind which will fit right in with the neo-mullahs. Now the number please

 

[Dillinger]

Abbay banday ho ya bandar? Insan kee eik zaban hoti hai! I'll have:

1. Preity Zinta (I don't give a damn what or who she believes in)
2. Katrina Kaif (does look like a mausi, however, will do)
3. Bipasha Basu (same as #1, don't worry, we'll operate on her voice problem in ISB)

Can't think of fourth.... you can keep the rest......

Cheers.

We were talking of hijrat and you went and demanded 2 kaffirs. Oh man, save your soul from the hellfire Hype. Come, let @Zarvan set you on the right path.

 

[unitedstatesofislam]

If Pakistan's ideology becomes devoid of the concept of one ummah and islamic brotherhood then there's no rationale behind Pakhtuns and Baloch continuing to stay with Pakistan as both the ethnicities shares nothing especially with Punjabis and Sindhis in linguistic, cultural, racial and ethnic terms except religion.The logical consequence of such a situation should be Pakhtuns joining Afghanistan which is a much much more Islamic country than Pakistan and Baloch should seek merger with their Baloch bretheren in Iran and make an independent Baloch state. The concept of Pakistani nationality or nationalism is inherently flawed and will never work because why a Sindhi from Dadu or Thatta would ever have any emotional attachment with Chitral or Waziristan or Haveli Lakha or Cheecho ki Millian? His emotional attachment lies with his Sindh dharti more than anything else? Similarly why a Wazir or Mahsud tribesman would give a damn about what goes on in Makran or Turbat? Only when he believes that my muslim brothers and sisters live there and my country Pakistan was created on the basis of Islam and islamic brotherhood would he care about those places and people inhabiting them.

Therefore to all these so-called delusionary Pakistani nationalists, liberals and seculars i say that if you don't believe in a one ummah and islamic brotherhood concept so just for the sake of keeping Pakistan united please start believing in one ummah and islamic brotherhood because nationalism can never ever unite muslims who come from a diverse ethnic, linguistic and cultural backgrounds like us Pakistanis. Only the concept of universal ummah and islamic brotherhood can ensures Pakistan's existence and survival and nothing else.

 

[Secur]

@unitedstatesofislam

Just answer me one thing here , there are dozens of different countries with more diversity than Pakistan . How are they surviving without inviting every one of their race/religion from every country ? I dont see any calls there to open border for everyone . Besides , this Ummah love and delusions are only one sided , the Muslim countries haven't reciprocated in kind during these troubled times . Because the world runs on interests , not this . We have had enough experience with Afghans !

 

[Secur]

The logical consequence of such a situation should be Pakhtuns joining Afghanistan which is a much much more Islamic country than Pakistan

Yeah indeed , the country's been burning for the last 200 years . How very Islamic , right ?

 

[Slayer786]

Why would Indian Muslims migrate to Pakistan when Pakistanis themselves are migrating from there due to security concerns? people in Pakistan might buy the Ummah thing, but i believe most of Indian Muslims scorn the proverbial Ummah Chummah !!!

LOL. If u talk about migrating, u know how many indians have migratied out of india? Millions. Every country is full of them and some even regret it allowing them in. Cant blame them. Must be the stink.

LOL.

 

[ranjeet]

LOL. If u talk about migrating, u know how many indians have migratied out of india? Millions. Every country is full of them and some even regret it allowing them in. Cant blame them. Must be the stink.

LOL.

yeah like they welcome Pakistani flowery @$$ with gaiety, quit embarrassing yourself dude.

 

[Slayer786]

yeah like they welcome Pakistani flowery @$$ with gaiety, quit embarrassing yourself dude.

Believe me, I have lived in USA, New Zealand and UAE. I know how much indians stinks, expecially when you enter their houses. And dont you guys drink cow p.iss? Its a religious duty for you guys. I read that in India cow p.iss is sold in cans in stores now.LOL. But we think its just disgusting.

 

[Mech]

Believe me, I have lived in USA, New Zealand and UAE. I know how much indians stinks, expecially when you enter their houses. And dont you guys drink cow p.iss? Its a religious duty for you guys. I read that in India cow p.iss is sold in cans in stores now.LOL. But we think its just disgusting.

And i can certify that you haven't stepped out of your shithole in pakistan at any point in your life. How much do you pay to watch gayporn in your local gogo cafe ?

 

[p(-)0ENiX]

Just answer me one thing here , there are dozens of different countries with more diversity than Pakistan . How are they surviving without inviting every one of their race/religion from every country ? I dont see any calls there to open border for everyone . Besides , this Ummah love and delusions are only one sided , the Muslim countries haven't reciprocated in kind during these troubled times . Because the world runs on interests , not this . We have had enough experience with Afghans !

Exactly! By the way, there are a considerable number of similarities between the ethnic groups in Pakistan or the north western regions of the Sub-Continent itself if one goes back far enough. Unfortunately, it would require an extremely lengthy discussion to highlight all of them. For now though, it's sufficient to say that in the modern world, nation states exist for whatever reasons with multiple ethnic groups. It's time for Pakistan to focus on its development, stability, & prosperity.

 

[Slayer786]

And i can certify that you haven't stepped out of your shithole in pakistan at any point in your life. How much do you pay to watch gayporn in your local gogo cafe ?

Calm down. I am not using any nasty words like u. Take it easy indian. All I said was a fact that cow p.iss is sold in stores in India and you guys get insulted. But then it is the reality.

India makes cola from cow urine

To millions of devout Hindus, it's the real thing: a cola made from the urine of India's sacred cows.


By Dean Nelson in New Delhi

3:39PM GMT 11 Feb 2009

The Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh, India's leading Hindu cultural group, has developed Gau Jal or Cow Water, at its research centre in the Indian holy city of Haridwar on the River Ganges, and hopes it will be marketed as a 'healthy' alternative to Coke and Pepsi.

Hindus worship cows for their life-sustaining dairy products, but many also consume bovine urine and faeces in drinks and spice mixes for their "health-giving" properties.

In some Indian states, cow dung and urine are sold in regular dairy shops alongside milk and yogurt, and "ayurvedic" Indian health food companies make porridge, toothpaste and tonic drinks which claim to cure ailments ranging from liver complaints to diabetes and cancer. The urine is also believed to have disinfectant properties while the dung is used in many Indian village huts as a clean and antiseptic flooring.

Now, the RSS's Cow Protection Department has invented a new urine-based soft drink it hopes will promote its health-giving properties to a wider market. "We refer to gau ark (cow urine) as gau jal (cow water) as it has immense potential to cure various diseases. We have developed a soft drink formula with gau jal as the base and it has been sent to a laboratory at Lucknow for testing," said director Om Prakash.

His team is now focusing on packaging, marketing, and of course preservation to stop its curative drink from going whiffy in the summer heat.

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