hussain0216
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My view is all hindu gods started in this fashion
Flying monkeys, elephant gods, there is a pig god called varha, demon gods etc
Hinduism isnt one religion its a collection of all the weird beliefs that existed across South Asia amalgamated into one incoherent "religion" with hindus making it up as they go along to make sense of the senseless
They over time attributed superpowers through stories to these Gods
So trump today is poofy haired orange bufoon
Over time he will be added to the hindu pantheon and then slowly more and more power will be attributed to him
So Trump will become hindu lord Trumpu and Trumpu will be good the god of bullshit and pussey grabbing
His devotees will be called Trumpu's and every year they will devote their time to speaking shit & wearing a dead cat painted yellow on their heads
After a while "lost" vedas stories will emerge of Ram and Trumpu the best of friends, and verily Ram said to Trumpu that he had failed to complete the task trumpu had set for him after deep thought trumpu pointed at Ram and with constipated look on his face declared verily "Your fired"
Trumpu retired to his bed chamber with his wife Malaria the godess of mail order immigrant brides and although she hated the sight, smell and presence of trumpu she let him hump him to birth the obviously retarded demon god "Barron"
Have no doubt the hindu bakhts will one day destroy a mosque because they will promise trumpu's destroyed temple is beneath it
Flying monkeys, elephant gods, there is a pig god called varha, demon gods etc
Hinduism isnt one religion its a collection of all the weird beliefs that existed across South Asia amalgamated into one incoherent "religion" with hindus making it up as they go along to make sense of the senseless
They over time attributed superpowers through stories to these Gods
So trump today is poofy haired orange bufoon
Over time he will be added to the hindu pantheon and then slowly more and more power will be attributed to him
So Trump will become hindu lord Trumpu and Trumpu will be good the god of bullshit and pussey grabbing
His devotees will be called Trumpu's and every year they will devote their time to speaking shit & wearing a dead cat painted yellow on their heads
After a while "lost" vedas stories will emerge of Ram and Trumpu the best of friends, and verily Ram said to Trumpu that he had failed to complete the task trumpu had set for him after deep thought trumpu pointed at Ram and with constipated look on his face declared verily "Your fired"
Trumpu retired to his bed chamber with his wife Malaria the godess of mail order immigrant brides and although she hated the sight, smell and presence of trumpu she let him hump him to birth the obviously retarded demon god "Barron"
Have no doubt the hindu bakhts will one day destroy a mosque because they will promise trumpu's destroyed temple is beneath it